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yukichigai , in true story
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

"Problematic usage". IT WAS USED FOR SNORTING COKE. DRUGS. DRUG USE. This isn't Facebook, you don't have to come up with cutesy euphamisms and self-censor yourself.

thorbot ,

Drugs are bad, mkay?

yukichigai ,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

Drugs are neat, and you can buy them relatively cheap. And when you do 'em people think that you're cool.

eatisaiy ,

Is this a reference to a certain cover of a song

can ,

It’s a reference to South Park.

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

snow

MyFairJulia ,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

May i ask how exactly it aided in snorting coke?

yukichigai ,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

Perfect for scooping a small amount out of a baggie, and the shape of the spoon made it easier to place it against a nostril and sniff.

MyFairJulia ,
@MyFairJulia@lemmy.world avatar

Oh i see. I do wonder how actively involved the McCEOs were in the development 😄

yukichigai ,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

A surprising number of corporate decisions of that era were made with the "Cocaine and Dartboards" decision making philosophy.

Chefdano3 ,
@Chefdano3@lemm.ee avatar

And somehow that method is preferable to the “how can we forcibly squeeze as much money out of the consumer as possible” method we have now.

yukichigai ,
@yukichigai@kbin.social avatar

Well yeah, at least it had the chance of being fun.

ArchmageAzor ,
@ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe it’s hollow?

yiliu ,

Leaving it ambiguous activated the reader’s imagination and elevated a TIL into a shitpost.

rynzcycle ,

Oh My! clutches pearls Fetch my fainting couch!

pomodoro_longbreak ,
@pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works avatar

Oh that’s infinitely less disturbing than the images my mind conjured up

Chadus_Maximus ,

Whenever I go into a store and there’s nothing to buy, I feel bad walking out empty-handed. In those cases I tend to buy a wire coat hanger, to make sure the employees don’t think I’m up to something sketchy.

moosetwin ,

Yeah that’s the type of usage I was thinking of too.

jayrodtheoldbod ,

“oh thank fuck I thought they were stickin it in their peeholes, it’s just coke tho”

moosetwin ,

…worse

CaptPretentious ,

Glad there was an answer. Because I was thinking like ‘did they break easy?’, ‘were people somehow fucking up stirring?’, ‘was the coffee so hot these melted?’… Drugs… Makes way more sense

gtaman ,

I thought it was mcdildo. Well, i guess its just coca cola

Tyr_Raidho_Othala ,
@Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com avatar

Oh fucking shit, you are certainly not rated PEGI 6

Rusty , in 😲😲
Ascend910 ,

XD

OceanSoap , in Corpse:water ratio

Interesting thought… also, this shouldn’t stop at oceans, we also swim in lakes and rivers that most likely have bodies in them as well.

Crackhappy , in Corpse:water ratio
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, what’s your D2F ratio though?

Excrubulent , in true story
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

We definitely had these in Australia in the 90s.

BobbyBandwidth ,
@BobbyBandwidth@lemmy.world avatar

Are you calling op a liar

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Yes. A liar, a thief, a scoundrel, a brigand and freebooter.

VikingHippie ,

A cad too? Perhaps even a ne’erdo-well?

downpunxx OP ,
@downpunxx@kbin.social avatar

well, i never

dimspace ,
@dimspace@lemmy.world avatar

We had them in the UK In the late 90’s too (I worked at McDonald’s)

exohuman ,
@exohuman@programming.dev avatar

I am American and we had these in the 90s too. I wasn’t even born the the 70s and I have seen these.

mojo , in Like clockwork

this made me laugh way too much lmao

solstice , in Like clockwork

COURTESY FLUSH

There, said it loud and clear so everyone can hear. Doom scroll all you want but give it a flush first please, no need to stink up the bathroom with your nasty shit stew marinating the whole time. I don’t understand why people don’t know this.

victron ,
@victron@programming.dev avatar

Thank you for giving it a name, fellow courtesy flusher.

shadowspirit , in true story

These were definitely around mid to late 80s maybe even early 90s.

Source: am old

mihnt ,
@mihnt@kbin.social avatar

I'm probably aroundish your age and I too remember them.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Thank you. I was born in '77 and remember these through my teenage years.

They probably got rid of them because buying straight plastic stirrers is cheaper than custom making them or something like that.

limpid_luster , in 😲😲

MIND BLOWING 🤯

Kolanaki , in NOW YOU KNOW
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Behind the sign?

Spliffman1 OP ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

Bingo

HotboxedSubmersible ,

It’s under the sign. Don’t wanna dry it out.

Spliffman1 OP ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

Hahaha

DulyNoted , in 😲😲

Yeah, this kinda shit is fucking hilarious but people don’t realize it. There’s this corporate training BS called Kaizen where they take a lot of normal Japanese words like 無理 (muri) and associate weird Eastern mystic significance to them.

Literally just means “impossible” and is frequently used in slang to be like “no no no I couldn’t possibly [talk to that hot guy]”. Having it put up on a slide and presented by some white dudes in suits who were nodding solely and talking about the secret Japanese knowledge was just too much to bear.

Ceedoestrees ,

I fucking hate Kaizen. I had to go through it as part of a job placement program and was convinced it was a cult. Like no, I am not going to call “Leaving a reminder for myself” a Gemba. I’m calling it a note because the japanese didn’t fucking invent the idea of writing things down for later.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

They didn’t invent the idea of comic books either, so why do we call them “manga” if they come from Japan?

thanks_shakey_snake ,

Because they come from Japan…

neshura ,
@neshura@bookwormstory.social avatar

Also probably because the reading direction is flipped

orphiebaby ,
@orphiebaby@lemmy.world avatar

Manga are a kind of comic, they’re just pretty specific about their format and choices. Anime is a kind of animated cartoon, it’s just specific about its choices. Even “coming from Japan” isn’t a requirement as long as it follows those traditionally(-ish) Japanese choices.

Syrc ,

Eh, there’s different schools of thought. Artists like Junji Ito or Kabi Nagata make stuff very different from the usual manga, but they’re still called “manga”. In the same way, Radiant isn’t considered a manga by many even though it’s so close to the actual ones it even got an anime.

orphiebaby ,
@orphiebaby@lemmy.world avatar

I mean yeah. Most people define genres or categories using association, and they can become a gooey mess at worst. I’ve been arguing for structured definitions for years, but it’s a lost cause. I still believe I am the only person who has a completely sane definition for “role-playing game”. But I digress, fam. ^^

Syrc ,

What’s your definition, out of curiosity?

Personally my first thought hearing “RPG” is the classic game with various characters, skills, level system and tons of enemies, but there’s a lot of games that don’t fit this definition that are still RPGs

orphiebaby , (edited )
@orphiebaby@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not sure if I want to go into the full thing because people tend to get defensive about their preconceived notions and make a big, heated argument about it. But I will say this: game genres are defined by gameplay— not by content, by visuals, by storytelling style, or by similarities with other games people assume to be in that genre.

As simply as I can put it— and hopefully not opening up a huge can of worms— I define a role-playing game as a game in which your character(s) play one of several roles, meaning “classes”— each with their own stats and abilities that play differently and support the character(s) differently. You can have a single-character game where the character can choose one or more classes, or you can have multiple characters that each have their own classes, or you can have multiple characters that can choose between their classes. That makes D&D, Pokémon, Kingdom Hearts, Dark Souls, Final Fantasy XIII, and honestly a bunch of multiplayer shooters, etc., RPGs. That does not make Zelda or the first Dragon Quest/Dragon Warrior RPGs.

So the biggest problem with humans and categorizations is that humans are highly assumptive, seeing surface-level features and defining items by those, and defining items by outward similarities with other items that they already assume to be of that category. Because of this, what a lot of people do is confuse the adventure genre— games that use exploration, puzzle-solving, and key items in order to progress— and role-playing games, which almost always are adventure games as well. D&D? Both RPG and adventure. Final Fantasy XIII? RPG but not adventure. Zelda? Adventure but not RPG. But in most cases, RPGs are also adventures; so a lot of people through association mistakenly think games with common adventure elements are simply RPGs.

I know a lot of what I’m saying is going to fly over many peoples’ heads, and they’ll go crazy in the comments. Let’s see how long I can ignore them for the sake of my own sanity…

Syrc ,

I can imagine not considering the first Dragon Quest an RPG would create a lot of discussion, I can’t really speak for that since I haven’t played it but I guess some of the “canons” must’ve been missing since it used a password system.

Would Dark Souls count as an RPG in your definition? There’s no definite classes but you’re definitely shaping up your character to be a Warrior, Mage, and so on.

orphiebaby ,
@orphiebaby@lemmy.world avatar

I added Dark Souls into the list before I saw this comment; because usually when I talk about this subject, I list it. I try to use variety in my examples, but I just forgot for a moment about listing Dark Souls ^^

Syrc ,

Oh lol. Then yeah, I think we pretty much agree.

What about Roguelikes? Wikipedia lists it as a subgenre of RPGs but I’m not sure if I’d consider them as such.

orphiebaby ,
@orphiebaby@lemmy.world avatar

Wikipedia is written by humans, a.k.a. non-objective people, which is why they call it “duodecimal counting” instead of “dozenal counting” and used to have Talk wars on that page about it. The irrational side won.

If a game has classes like I said before, then it’s a class-playing game, a.k.a. RPG. Something can be a roguelike but not an RPG. Also “roguelike” is a pretty dumb name for a genre and itself causes a lot of problems, but I digress.

Syrc ,

It’s just one of many genres/subgenres that has one groundbreaking game/saga as origin and all the games that took inspiration from it, like Metroidvania or Soulslike. Just creating a new term for each of them would make initial discussions much weirder, although it would probably be clearer later on (nowadays most people that know what a Roguelike is don’t even know “Rogue” is an actual game)

Syrc ,

Because it’s a way to distinguish them. In Italy, we also call American comics “comics” (instead of the Italian word for comics) for example.

Usernamemonopoly ,

It’s all the same bullshit as six sigma with their black belts and shit. Or if you are devops the utter trash called “Agile”.

c0mbatbag3l ,
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Sprints away

teuniac_ ,

How can you say Six Sigma is bullshit?

It’s literally just a method of identifying a problem, measuring and analyzing its impact, and implementing a lasting solution.

The difference between the six sigma method and traditional organizations is that:

  • Six sigma gives power to experts (instead of middle managers), * It involves staff who are actually doing the work
  • It tests solutions before they’re implemented
  • It acknowledges that many things can’t be forced top-down by the boss
raptir ,

Because I’m not a six sigma whatever belt and all those things you listed are things that are just common sense.

Usernamemonopoly ,

This dude has really drank the kool aid. Imagine being tricked into thinking that you need an imaginary black belt to do root cause analysis and participate in a project

Aceticon ,

Shame on you!

You’re taking food out of the mouths of the children of Management Consultants with your reckless disregards for the latest corporate management fad!

elscallr ,
@elscallr@lemmy.world avatar

God damn I just tried to read the Wikipedia page on Kaizen and I have never seen so many words used to describe nothing.

teuniac_ ,

You say that probably because many components in it look like common sense.

“Duh, of course the response to a problem should be to rectify it” (simplifying slightly)

Lots of companies don’t though. Or they jump to a conclusion about the best solution. Or some middle manager decides he knows what’s best and then proceeds to break things.

It’s quite useful to have a philosophy that gives authority to non-traditional but logical steps.

HiddenLayer5 ,

Basically the Japanese equivalent of shit like “synergy” then?

rockerface ,

Is it the corporate equivalent of getting a tattoo that just says “eggs and ham” in Chinese or something?

notatoad ,

I bet they get really mad if you call them business weebs

teuniac_ ,

I mean, that’s what people do with models and methodologies right? In my language English terms are used when using an English methodology.

Kaizen comes from Japan, was developed in Japan, and it was quite successful there. It’s not that strange to copy it word for word.

The idea behind it is quite different from what tends to happen in traditional Western companies. Since companies want to be better than their competitors and organizational change is hard, it makes sense to look for ready-made tools, rather than try to reinvent the wheel.

Of course, since (organizational) change makes many employees nervous, depending on how the organization goes about it Kaizen could get a bad name.

Ambiorickx , in NOW YOU KNOW

WHERE IS IT

over_clox ,

At Colonel Sanders’ gravesite, duh.

Spliffman1 OP ,
@Spliffman1@lemmy.world avatar

KFC Bermuda, the only USA franchise fast food we have here on the island. No MacDonalds, no Burger King,no Pizza Hut, no Wendy’s, no Taco Bell, no Domino’s etc etc They made a law to stop any USA fast food chains, but KFC (then Kentucky Fried Chicken) was already here, so they were grandfathered in and allowed to stay. Been here since the 70s 😂 Now you know… Come to Bermuda, brave the triangle for the original recipe sandwich lol

Creddit , in true story

Usage for what?

philycheezestake ,

Nose candy 😉

over_clox ,

And sounding right, Right?..

CosmicApe ,
@CosmicApe@kbin.social avatar

That sounds about right.

nightwatch_admin ,

Have my goddamn angry upvote. I hope that sub goes under along with reddit

BobbyBandwidth ,
@BobbyBandwidth@lemmy.world avatar

Sunday communion

WtfEvenIsExistence ,

Pope-slapping

VikingHippie ,

Nah, that’s what fish are for.

fapforce5 , in true story

*1979. Also mine had these into the 80s

JizzmasterD ,

Definitely remember them in Canada well into the 80’s.

Source: world was a better place before my entrance in the 80’s.

TheBeef , in Corpse:water ratio

Bodies of Water

Beautifulboobs ,
@Beautifulboobs@artemis.camp avatar

Yes

redballooon ,

Aren’t we talking Water of Bodies here?

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