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Squorlple , in Space Alert
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It’s behind that teapot that’s up in space

Viking_Hippie ,

The one Bertrand Russell left the last time he visited?

wabafee , in Goober
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Model employee right there 👍

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Sure, boss

FlyingSquid , in sounds like he's fun at the office
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I’m terrified that this guy is using GTA to practice for the real thing.

AnUnusualRelic , in I should be banned from using microwaves
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My microwave is really just a fancy kind of egg timer.

ZILtoid1991 , in Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped

Do not Google “Slovakian Traffic Cone”!

HootinNHollerin , in shitpost

The vast majority i know are happy to give us a dictator because they miss being young

ObviouslyNotBanana OP , (edited )
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They’d love to go back to having a dictator they never had again.

This is applicable to almost any western country.

AFKBRBChocolate ,

The margin of older voters who voted for Trump in the last election wasn’t that big. People think the vast majority of boomers are conservatives, but it’s just a slight majority. Similarly, only a slight majority of younger voters voted for Biden.

HootinNHollerin ,

That data might be true but I’m struggling to think of boomers I know personally that aren’t conservative and going to vote for trump. Only a couple

AFKBRBChocolate ,

Well, now you know me so you can add another.

Huschke , in shitpost

You can tell it’s an old meme, because apparently “milleniums” as the plural of millenium was only popular till the 1930s and has since been replace by “millenia”

HonoraryMancunian , in shitpost

*8 decades

g_the_b ,

Eminem has had a #1 song in four consecutive decades

Kecessa , (edited ) in shitpost

“fastest cars”

Talking about muscle cars, that would be those born in the 30s/40s because the peak was in the 60s (70s brought emission equipment that pretty much neutered them).

What’s really funny as a car guy though is how many people born back then truly believe they had the fastest cars back in those days when truth is if you use comparable models the cars back then could be quick (in a straight line), but very far from as quick as cars from the last three decades! Hell, these days with electric cars it’s not even comparable, you can get a Nissan Leaf and 0-60 it will beat most 60s V8 cars. The Leaf does 6.7 seconds 0-60, a Dodge Charger with the legendary 426 Hemi was around 5.5 to 6 seconds (hard to find reliable numbers), the 65 Mustang was over 7.5!

Aviandelight ,
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I had an 87 mustang gt 5.0 for my first car. My 2022 civic sedan-sport is faster, safer, and more fun to drive.

Kecessa , (edited )

5.0 V8, 225hp, 300tq

My car (stock): 2.0L, 306hp, 295tq

Same 0-60, but mine is a mid sized SUV

Womp womp

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Another car guy. I had and built one of those old cool cars. They do two things really well: look cool and go in a straight line. No denying the wild styling was amazing then, modern cars are cookie-cutter the same for the sake of aerodynamics, efficiency, and safety. Heck, my boring-ass stock decade-old Honda will do 0-60 in about 7 seconds, and it’s about as exciting as…well, a boring-ass Honda sedan.

Engines back then had massive displacement but the materials science wasn’t there to drop in high HP at a reasonable weight for most cars with those hefty cast iron blocks. Now you can get 500hp without batting an eye on the LS platform, in aluminum, and higher HP is attainable without any extreme work at all. The most powerful V8 stock in the mid 60s was probably the ‘Vette at just over 400hp. ‘50s V8’s probably all put out less than 200hp. Modern stock V8s in some of the cars are just stupid powerful, I think the SRT is over 800. Nuts.

Kecessa ,

It’s also ridiculously hard to compare power because they used to calculate it with the engine bolted to a stand without any accessories while today it’s measured “as equipped”, so you’ll see people talking about 450hp stock on a 426 when it’s closer to 350hp at the wheels or something…

RememberTheApollo_ ,

Yeah, that’s true. Even today most people do a wheel dyno test vs an engine run in a stand, which is more likely for a specialty engine than an engine with bolt-on mods. I don’t know if 15% is still the general figure for power lost to accessories and transmission, but it used to be a popular number to throw around.

Kecessa ,

15% FWD/RWD, 25% AWD if I’m not mistaken

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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The “fastest cars” claim kinda falls flat when you realize electric cars are faster than almost every ICE car.

0ops ,

Even ignoring ev’s, you can option almost every minivan on the market with 300hp. Any modern hot hatch will drive circles around what would’ve been a supercar in the 90s, let alone the 60s. There’s plenty of things wrong with modern cars, but lack of power isn’t one of them.

RecluseRamble , in Frick!

I don’t like jokes that leave you disappointed. I’m hungry now.

RecluseRamble , in shitpost

Being 5-10 years from mean life expectancy does count as pretty old though.

toofpic , in Frick!

Mmm tasty garlic bread
Edit: you failed at shitposting, the post is useful and entertaining

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Shit is useful too, plants love that shit.

loaExMachina OP , (edited ) in Ice cream got me inspired

Now realizing this still doesn’t play in some mobile clients… It does on the website tho.

Oisteink ,

Works for me

loaExMachina OP ,

Cool ! The ones I’ve tested that didn’t seem to work were Eternity and Jerboa, but then again it may also depend on the device and OS version.

Oisteink ,

This is voyager app on ios

SuDmit ,

Voyager on Android works too

Kolanaki , in squeak!
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Are we just rats in a piper’s tune soothed? Scraping for cheese in a maze made to lose? 🤔

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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My presidential campaign doesn’t want me to comment on that. Squeak!

Rustmilian , in shitpost
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Hits all the hallmarks of a shitpost. 👌

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
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Yeah I’m kind of an expert at literally nothing

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