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bloodfart , in pillow :33

help him!

uservoid1 , in pillow :33

Looks like your phone airbag activated probably tried to save it from fall damage

mrfriki , in pillow :33

The urge to pop it up…

aeronmelon , in pillow :33

Any bigger, and that phone is going to float away.

JohnDClay , in pillow :33
pelletbucket , in pillow :33

the phone that I run my business out of started doing this. I could turn it on for 60 seconds at a time to offload my data and it would start ballooning and I would have to turn it back off once it reached a certain size. I left it outside to do the factory reset

drove it over to my local transfer station to make sure i didn’t light my garbage men on fire.

Nikki , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.
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sir this is a wendys

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Not anymore if we let the woke left win. The motherfuckers will force me to wear the cat ears and eat grass. If the woke left wins all restaurants will be closed and replaced with plots of land where we can graze on for a allotted amount of time.

Nikki ,
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what thehell are you on

cannibalkitteh ,

Look, we’ve been over this… You don’t have to wear the cat ears. Bunny ears are also acceptable.

henfredemars , in pillow :33

Spicy

postmateDumbass , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

Do not buy saddles from this person.

gamermanh , in This is ground control to Major Dumb...
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I work in propane and have since late 2015. Used to work in the yard refilling, re-valving, painting, etc. these cylinders and tanks.

One of those things I did was empty (purge) the tanks before I pulled the valves out. Normally you do this by hooking them to a burn tower that pulls the fuel out and burns it away like 15 feet above everyone’s head. My company didn’t have permission from the city for they do we set up a tower anyway and just let the fuel pour out of it. You can imagine how… Fucking stupid that was?

Many times (I literally cannot count) people walked out with lit cigarettes and I was ready to die.

There’s also the time my safety manager lit his flip flop on fire and kicked it over the propane dispenser WHILE IT WAS ON FIRE

Also: never swap your propane tanks at one of these cage services. Many of them will aim to give you a close to, or fully out of date tank so you cannot get them filled at a normal fill spot. They’re also insanely expensive. If the swap out is $25 for a 5-gallon tank then you’d need to be spending $5/gallon at the dispenser for it to be even close in price, and if your propane dispenser is selling it to you for that or more then you’re being fucked

Track_Shovel OP ,

Holy

Fucking

Shit

That’s a wild story it just kept getting worse

gamermanh ,
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Oh there’s more like it, too, lol. Like the time a tank WASNT actually empty and I popped the valve off (I had done everything to bleed it off, the bleeder was stuck full of bug gunk I’d later find out). I was deaf for 5 minutes, the valve landed 1 building over, luckily didn’t hit anyone/anything.

Then there’s the time the cigarette guy climbed up the back of a fuel truck and popped the tank and looked in. He had a cig in his mouth, lit, and thought it was a diesel truck. It was a gas one. Had it been more empty (this fumes) he’d likely have blown his stupid ass up. Instead, he jumped off and twisted his ankle. I unironically hate that man with a passion for many, many reasons.

Or the time my co-worker was doing knife work and just stabbed himself in the gut. That one’s a classic: overconfidence in cutting TOWARDS one’s self.

Ooh, ooh, a good one: trimming trees with a chainsaw while on a pallet on a forklift 20ft in the air, held on by a rope tied around your WAIST. That was also the safety manager lol

Track_Shovel OP ,

Let me be clear: I’ve worked for chickenshit outfits like this before, where safety was an afterthought, so I can appreciate and relate to these stories.

That said, these all take the cake. Like I have seen and done some really sketchy shit, and these all top most of my stories.

I used to work 16+ hour days, stand in a dump trailer (confined space sort of), in the dark, and have a tractor lift 1 tonne bags of pellets into the trailer, open them (working under a suspended load), and dump the contents at my feet. The bags sometimes ripped from their hooks on the tractor and would come down fast.

Shou ,

Holy shit dude… the flip flop of fire story. How did that nutcase become a manager? Let alone a safety manager?

gamermanh ,
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Funny enough he really was the safest and smartest guy on the team, the burning flip flop was someone else’s fault lol

They’d poured some unknown diesel on the ground and held a lighter to it (testing if it was tainted with gasoline, it’ll burn if so) and apparently it was VERY gasoline mixed. Idiot grabs a WATER HOSE to spray it so safety manager, who’s on lunch and pulling into the yard jumps out of his truck and stomps on the fire to put it out. Just as the first guy sprays the water.

The fire skitters and lights the flip flop on fire, which safety manager kicks off without a thought because it was ON FUCKING FIRE, he just happened to arc it perfectly over the 500g dispenser tank. Another coworker ran over from “off camera” and doused it like 5 seconds after that, it was truly a comedy.

If safety manager was around then all of us yardies were in our steel toes, Anti-Flame gear, and wearing a mask and glasses if the work called for it. He was in the office 90% of the time dealing with bullshit though so we 3 idiots and an actually autistic guy that was so bad he needed supervision just to live (yeah they let him work around EXPLOSIVES) regularly did shit that would have gotten us shut the fuck down, and rightfully so. Gotta eat, though, so…

Ragdoll_X , (edited ) in Sitting and shitting on my high horse
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This just screams “Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow” even though apparently it doesn’t actually have anything to do with him lol

And I was really suspicious that this was AI-generated but apparently it’s real? /shrug

Edit: no it ain’t lol

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a4d601d4-0623-40be-9310-6e9ce3f9ab1f.png

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7a0d3933-1904-41ee-9d66-984109362462.png

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a7b8329d-7417-4915-8e60-0e9ac3e16b22.png

Killer57 ,

I’m honestly not surprised it’s real, I’ve seen weirder in real life. This just in, Rich people buy weird shit. More at 11:00!

balsoft ,

Upon further inspection, it’s almost definitely AI. Look at the better-quality original: in.pinterest.com/pin/937874691150982659/

In particular, note the nonsensical reflection in the mirror (which is inexplicably placed on the floor?), weird toilet paper roll, and half-unicorn horn half-third ear thing sticking out from the head.

And if you check out that Pinterest account, it’s full of AI-generated crap too.

Which mostly just demonstrates how good the AI has become, to the point where if you scale down the image somewhat, it fools humans and AI detectors alike.

Ragdoll_X ,
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lmao no wonder something looked so off to me, the HD verision makes it even clearer that it’s AI-generated, even more so considering the website it came from.

Interestingly enough even the larger image on the original website fooled most of the AI image detectors, with only one of them (isitai.com) just barely saying that the image is probably AI-generated, while all the others said with >90% confidence that it wasn’t.

I can only speculate that all of these detectors are outdated and were trained with older AI-generated images that were easier to detect.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/94afbd80-4b9c-4caa-b0f0-dc832aff5990.png

Fandangalo ,

Which came first? The AI image could be a bad render of the original picture with low quality.

There’s issues with models pushing back source material with minor modifications, which suggest they were trained on some copyrighted material. It seems like it could be the case here. Or, as you suggest, it’s a lowering of the AI quality to add a more realistic appearance.

12ft.io/nytimes.com/…/ai-image-generators-openai-microsof…

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

short version: AI detectors are snake oil garbage.

not_that_guy05 , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

Lol motherfuckers playing the victim, the prosecuted, and the weak when no one cares besides wanting equality. Oh and also stop molesting children you fuckin perves in white gowns.

Touching children ain’t very Jesus like.

Rustmilian , (edited )
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I don’t disagree with you whatsoever…
I’d however like to also mention that people like “veganteacher” need to stop equating feeding your child some steak to rape…

Raxiel , in Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped

What’s the risk of back doors?

saigot ,

Pretty much entirely blocked, but it makes setting it up a little painful, but pleasurable if you’re into it and have experience.

EnderMB , in Pigs in a blanket for the lazy

Pigs in Blankets are this (pork sausage wrapped in bacon):

https://www.kitchensanctuary.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Honey-Glazed-Pigs-in-Blankets-square-FS-8365.jpg

What you’re describing is a sausage roll (pork sausage wrapped in pastry):

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/John_Campbell%27s_Irish_Bakery_Sausage_Roll_%2834278149014%29.jpg

I’m all for American versions of things, but please get these staples of British cuisine right.

unlimited_mana90 ,

And the one in the photo is a beef wellington.

tigeruppercut ,

Are the UK pigs are always wrapped in bacon? In the states the “blanket” is far more commonly some sort of bread, like puff pastry.

EnderMB , (edited )

The states are wrong. That’s a sausage roll, and it’s been a sausage roll for decades. The whole “pig in a blanket” thing is a new thing from people that basically reinvented the sausage roll and didn’t have the sense to check if it already existed.

I’m not exaggerating when I say that wars were started over less, and Australia and the UK would probably happily have their finger on the nuclear button if America doesn’t come to its senses and just embrace the correct food names…

Anger aside, I’m absolutely shocked that Greggs hasn’t tried to make its way stateside. Extremely cheap, fast food that’s greasy as fuck, has barely any nutritional value, and so convenient that you can just eat it out of the bag - sounds like an American dream.

aidan ,

Extremely cheap, fast food that’s greasy as fuck, has barely any nutritional value, and so convenient that you can just eat it out of the bag - sounds like an American dream.

I’ve found American food is generally less liquidy grease than british food. Americans don’t want fried chicken dripping in grease, they want it dried then covered in various sauces. Also places like golden corral and cracker barrel already exist and are kinda dying

EnderMB ,

No idea why this is downvoted, America does love a condiment. Thankfully, sausage rolls are extremely dippable, and some people do decide to dunk them in all sorts. It’s not something I’d do, but I’d tolerate it.

bitchkat ,

Sausage roll does not apply since hot dogs are not sausages. And I love sausage rolls.

mojofrododojo ,

I’m not exaggerating when I say that wars were started over less, and Australia and the UK would probably happily have their finger on the nuclear button if America doesn’t come to its senses and just embrace the correct food names…

oh no… anyway, moving on…

droans ,

I’m all for American versions of things, but please get these staples of British cuisine right.

Kind of ironic this is where you’re making a stand.

The first known use of the recipe for pig in a blanket, the American cuisine, was in 1940 by the US military.

The first known use of the recipe for pigs in blankets, the British cuisine, was in 1957 and was inspired by British soldiers who tried the American version during WWII.

EnderMB ,

But the American monstrosity is a rip-off of sausage rolls, which originated centuries ago. They gave a name to something that they should have known to already exist. Frankly, I’m all for revoking America’s independence and returning them to secondary colony status over this…

thorbot ,

Yeah this guys a fraud! Get him!!!

MewtwoLikesMemes , in Growing Old
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I’m 32.

Get off my lawn.

LodeMike OP ,

Ok

samus12345 ,
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You have a lawn? Impressive!

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
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Me and my spouse rent a 2B2B trailer in a trailer park. It came with a yard. Lol.

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