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Window_Error_Noises , in Punctuation is important.
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Did… Did the crocodiles make that sign?

nieceandtows , in Cheese board

What the actual fuck

Track_Shovel OP ,
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SeekPie ,

Too many pixels, still too readable.

RelativeArea0 , in Cheese board

That is some knowledge I wish I never learned.

LogicalDrivel , in Jawgs
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🎵Hot. Dog. Hot. Dog. Hot-Dog Hot-Dog, Hot-Dot, Hot-Dog, hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog hotdog 🎶

Track_Shovel OP ,
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Amazing comment

BlueLineBae ,
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Do I look like I know what a JPEG is? I just want a picture of a got-dang hotdog!

ReginaPhalange ,

Baby dog too too to do to do…

downpunxx , in Pill bottle

Obviously this isn't OP, but that dude is cray cray, he loves Ice Tea so much that he doesn't mind cloggin up his own kidney and urethra, but more worried about some voodoo cleaner antics, that shit is crazy bro

bane_killgrind ,

No appreciation, voodoo cleaner is warding off evil spirits

osaerisxero , in We aren't in Kansas anymore, but Kansas is sure in you.

I'm disappointed that this wasn't real.

I should see someone about making a sign.

Malfeasant , in Toot toot

Fight fire with fire.

hellfire103 , in Samples

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: right when the MAGAts seem to have reached yet another limit of human stupidity, they find another new and unexpected way to be complete and utter fuckwits.

thesohoriots , in Pill bottle

My dude, what are you putting in your iced tea

Asafum ,

They said serve “on the rocks” so I do.

Etterra ,

Does tea demineralize bone? Can we get Chubyemu in here to last down some facts please?

Jiggle_Physics ,

It can, but you have to go wildly out of the norm for this to be so. Like, I have serious kidney issues, and I hate plain water. My nephrologist said me drinking 1-3 gallons of iced, and hot, tea per day is fine. The only time it becomes an issue is when you have have extremely concentrated black tea. Even then you would have to be drinking a lot of it, like a lot. He cautioned on tea mixes because those can add sodium, and of course not to use sugar, but that it would be little different than drinking water otherwise.

nilloc ,

Have you tried adding lemon juice to plain water?

I do it for the taste when our town water is over chlorinated (certain times of year), but I’ve heard that it helps prevent kidney stones as well.

Jiggle_Physics ,

Yeah, I tried everything, and simply, it has to be flavored enough to taste other than water completely. However, my iced tea is black tea, with lemon, and that is it.

someguy3 ,

That’s horrible for your teeth. The odd acidic thing is fine but constantly sipping acidic things is really bad.

Chlorine evaporates. You can put it in a jug for a day, or boil your water.

SkyezOpen ,

1-3 gallons seems insane to me. Sometimes when I get a little wild with Arizona my pee starts having crystals in it which is basically “Hey fuck off or stones are next.” I can’t imagine drinking a gallon+ a day and not being able to start a healing crystal shop with my dick.

Jiggle_Physics ,

I do a lot of hiking and shit. every day, almost. so i sweat a lot, like i can wring my hair and clothes out, a lot

also I use a simple black tea and some lemon, with nothing else. From what my nephrologist tells me, it sounds like you have some sort of issue processing it.

hellfire103 , in Pill bottle

Wtf is in that tea‽

Davel23 ,

Tea contains oaxalates which are a main component of kidney stones. However, most studies indicate that you would have to drink a ridiculous amount of iced tea to cause stones to form. I think he probably just developed them through usual means, did a little internet research and convinced himself it's the tea.

Timecircleline ,

And then continued drinking the tea that he thought was causing the kidney stones.

BarbecueCowboy ,

I mean shit right? Where can I get some of that tea?

bane_killgrind ,

I love screaming in public bathrooms, and my acting teacher told me make the role your truth. I’m just being authentic.

peopleproblems ,

Well, right, just like if you keep eating at Chipotle you need Chipolt-a-way

ImplyingImplications ,

Nice interrobang bro

mossy_ ,

I’m starting to think it’s part of a growing Lemmy dialect

dharmacurious ,

I’ve been using it pretty consistently for several years now. I think something about Lemmy attracts the type of people that use interrobangs, rather than Lemmy creating a culture of interrobang use.

techt ,

I’ve been trying to get the semicolon to take off; haven’t had much luck though.

dharmacurious ,

When I was a teenager I used it a lot; irritated the hell outta people for some reason lol

someguy3 ,

I had an eloquent friend who used them in college. The advice he got from TAs (many were from overseas) was to not use them.

techt ,

I got that advice as well – the explanation given to me was that it’s almost always used incorrectly, so just be safe and don’t. However, I like the way it makes writing more closely resemble natural speech; we usually talk in conjoined clauses rather than complete sentences.

someguy3 ,

Yes the TAs were wrong.

Swedneck ,
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it’s dead simple: lemmy is like 90% nerds

Retreaux ,

It’s hella bangin’

hellfire103 ,

Why thankyou!

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

He must have mistaken the Krystal meth for ice

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S , in Samples
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It pains me to inform you all that KnowYourMeme seems to have the best coverage of this story.

Internet users and news outlets have speculated that the sperm cups are aimed at Democratic Vice Presidential candidate Tim Walz and his wife’s infertility issues. The Walz’s had their children using in vitro fertilization (IVF).

The cups therefore could be a way to champion Vance’s natural ability to have children. However, many Americans (regardless of political affiliation) struggle with infertility and use IVF.

Despite being humorous, it’s currently unknown if the J.D. Vance cup photos are real. For one, the original X user that posted them, @UsaCamy, has a profile that’s raised suspicions among many, as pointed out by X user @elisethoma5.

So basically, if this turns out to be a real thing, then they’re dunking on people who want to have kids but have infertility issues. Which … that’s just kind of a ridiculously petty thing to do.

Track_Shovel OP ,
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Tracks for maga

ProjektSpartan , in Samples
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Weird.

lowleveldata , in Big dentist wants you to think floss will solve it

Use a tweezers

Donkter ,

Italian-ass answer.

Iheartcheese ,
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Why is this one of my favorite responses ever

misterundercoat ,

It’s a good ide-a

RVGamer06 ,

why

Zachariah , in Punctuation is important.
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They’d be so mad if they could read.

MajinBlayze , in We aren't in Kansas anymore, but Kansas is sure in you.

Fun fact, this sign wasn’t in Kansas

criss_cross ,

It’s actually Missouri

Confused_Emus ,

I do often say the Missouri side of KC is the fun side.

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