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kate , in And they don't fold well either

one ikea shark pillow works well for me

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I wish you play baby shark as white noise to sleep

kate ,

it’s for the sharks more than me rly

Kowowow , in What does it mean??

Alex jones has a thing where he believes god tells him what time it is going to be before he sees the clock(waking him up in the middle of the night and telling him to check the microwave or whatever) and that proves he gets visions from god

beefbot ,

Yknow my brain sometimes alerts me to a coming alarm the minute before it goes off too but I don’t get some hardon for God about it. What a fuckface. (Also the Sandy hook thing… Same guy right?)

Kowowow ,

yup same guy and also more of an absolute mess than many people realize www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsqZZiWDHAQ

pooberbee , in And they don't fold well either

As a combination back- and side-sleeper, I’ve been considering trying to strap foam blocks to the side of my head so I can always get the right amount of support regardless of position.

freebee ,

Exactly what I’m looking for! I’ld like back sleeping but with a slightly tilted, side supported head. Lean head all the way = neck pain. Head straight = can’t fall asleep. I’ve tried stuff with backsleeping+ side support for leaning the head, but the extra pillow on the head side isn’t strong enough (doesn’t last) and it all gets too hot around the head.

Zwiebel ,
brbposting ,

You wouldn’t

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/9b141d96-7acc-414d-82db-f2b3891e5eeb.jpeg

a pillow


purafly

The extraordinary pillow

The innovative butterfly shape of the purafly, with a dip and hole, provides excellent support for the head and neck.
Additionally, the pillow is wedge-shaped and has two different heights. Side and especially back sleepers find the rest they need.

What’s that hole for 😏 (nose?)

Burn_The_Right ,

I think you know what the hole is for…

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)

Oka , in Just look at the homophobia in his eyes

No that’s fear of homosexuals, you’re thinking of people who get sexual pleasure from blood

Lost_My_Mind ,

Big titty goth girls?

pelletbucket , in And they don't fold well either

buckwheat hull pillows✊

xeekei , in Just look at the homophobia in his eyes

Cats do consider all homo sapiens inferior to them. Homophobia fits.

Lost_My_Mind ,

“Clean my poop, food ape!”

TwoBeeSan , in This works btw. Our counsellor just called me and asked to have a session with just me. I have no doubt we'll be discussing how crazy my wife is.

Punctuate any sentence she says with “heh, women”

robocall , in This works btw. Our counsellor just called me and asked to have a session with just me. I have no doubt we'll be discussing how crazy my wife is.
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

maybe you should schedule a session with a divorce lawyer

spicytuna62 , in And they don't fold well either
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

This fails to mention how he made it so that the side you’re laying on is never the cool side.

BachenBenno , (edited ) in BREAKING:

I truly don’t understand. No matter how funny or unfunny, true or untrue, pro- or anti-Biden a post is - if it contains his name or face it gets downvoted like crazy.

Edit: I just scrolled further and found a counter example. My god…

pigup ,

Probably bots bro. Me and all my friends will vote dem. We will not be swayed by some dumb bots

OutlierBlue , in Just look at the homophobia in his eyes

“homo” means “same”. It’s obviously heterophobia.

BlueKey ,
@BlueKey@kbin.run avatar

Well, it is afraid of having the same color in both eyes.

lugal ,

And for good reason. I have the same color in both eyes and my life sucks

TwoBeeSan , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Throw your cum at her.

Top tier shitpost

HonkTonkWoman ,

Go big & pull the full Miggs… snarl suggestively about being able to smell her genitalia before chucking the goo.

1984 , in “It’s sick”
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Golf clap for the man putting two words together in the right order.

These are the guys competing for US presidency? The real leaders of the country are laughing their ass off right now.

shalafi , in And they don't fold well either

I got one of those Purple Pillows. Felt like an ass spending $100 on a pillow, but I was flush and my neck hurt.

It’s great on the bottom and seems like it’ll last the rest of my life. Doesn’t crush or absorb smells, water hose will clean it off.

OTOH, it’s too low for a single pillow, but I still dig it.

cogitase ,

I’m fascinated as to why “not absorbing smells” and the ability to be hosed down were major selling points to you.

shalafi ,

LOL, ya got me.

Seriously, washing pillows often jacks them up into scrunched up balls. Also, ever smelled a pillow after it gets old? Not much you can do to renew it. A rubber pillow isn’t going to have issues like cloth. Just change the pillow case regularly.

saigot ,

It’s great on the bottom and seems like it’ll last the rest of my life.

No pillow is going to last 10years. Your brand recommends changing every 2-4 years depending on the type, of course they are biased to make that number lower, but you still are going to be hurting yourself if you leave it too long. If you wake up with a stuffy nose every morning that could be your pillow for instance.

If longevity is your biggest concern I would recommend something like a buckwheat pillow, when it ages out you can just replace the stuffing for cheap and the waste buckwheat is fully biodegradable. I love mine!

Uplink , in I have become all things to all men
@Uplink@programming.dev avatar

Not from the US and I don’t understand why one would support a candidate just because he survived an assassination attempt. Can somebody explain the logic behind this?

Fisch ,
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I guess it made him look stronger or cooler or something. He’ll probably also use this to say that Democrats are trying to kill him, insinuating that they don’t mind killing people to achieve their goals.

WraithGear ,
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Which is funny because killing people to achieve his goals is Trumps political platform.

Soundhole ,

I’m in the US but I don’t necessarily see any proof of this. I’m not sure where this narrative is coming from, it’s very strange.

nimpnin ,

i heard somebody say that bolsenaro got a boost in the polls after he got stabbed

Daxtron2 ,

Reagans assassination attempt

Soundhole ,

So I guess past experience, basically? We’ll see. Political violence is not justifiable but no one really likes that orange prick except his little goon army so we’ll see how long the sympathy lasts.

Daxtron2 ,

no one really likes that orange prick

The Republicans will fall in line behind their guy like they always do, despite their complaining

Anyolduser ,

American here, I haven’t heard one peep about Trump getting more support because of this outside of Lemmy.

Whether or not the Trump campaign can spin this in their favor depends entirely on the motive of the assassin. If they were just some nutjob, there really isn’t much they can do.

If, on the other hand, the assassination attempt was politically motivated, there are two ways I can see this whole thing being spun:

  1. “The other side knows I’ll win and the only way to stop me is to kill me. If you don’t like them, vote for me because I scare them and they hate me.”
  2. “The other side is so evil and vile they would stoop to try to kill me rather than have a fair election”.

In the event that the assassin wasn’t some flavor of crazy, spin number one is more likely than spin number two, but they’re hardly mutually exclusive.

chicagohuman ,

Does it matter if it’s true? It hasn’t in the past

Anyolduser ,

Not to the “base” of either of the major parties, no. Those voters are already committed to their candidates.

This election is likely to come down to independents and undecided voters. Where that messaging could matter is with people who are unsatisfied with the Democratic party AND dislike Trump.

The idea that “they hate me enough to kill me” might be compelling to someone with a strong dislike of the Democratic party, perhaps enough to get them to hold their nose and vote for Trump. That being said, I wouldn’t even venture a guess at how many people that would be.

Evotech ,

PredictIT increased the chance that trump would win to 66% from 60.

Uplink ,
@Uplink@programming.dev avatar

I don’t think the motivation matters. They will just spin it in any way they think it will benefit them.

GBU_28 ,

It’s not a purely American phenomena. It paints a candidate in a human light, as they “survived” a very public “tragedy”, yet are still strongly pursuing what they think is right.

It’s a humanizing event.

This is not a pro trump comment.

Edit but this is certainly not a pro violence comment either

TokenBoomer OP ,

This is the truth. This is what everyone has been trying to communicate.

Kaboom ,

Voting against the people who got their base that riled up

EtherWhack ,
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Depending on how the event is spun (story-wise), an attempt like this could make the other candidate’s party seem unhinged enough that one of their members would do (and apparently fail badly at) this. This, making the target, and their party by association, seem more noble than thay may be.

To a lot of people, whether the shooting is or isn’t affiliated doesn’t really get questioned no matter what they hear, as what party would hurt itself? They’ll immediately think there is some conspiracy (the human psychology loves these rabbit holes) to make it seem like any favoring affiliation to the target’s political side is staged by the other.

tacosanonymous ,

It does seem weird that a felonious rapist would get a boost from not dying. Even more baffling that he’s likely a pedo.

But lying and spinning by a corrupt machine can go along way in a country full of ignorant assholes.

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