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Stamets , in Just putting that out there...
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Well I am. Deliver unto me cock

dingus182 OP ,
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Sweet. I hope you get your PhD

andyiscoming , in The what now?

The lesser known method of making a Plumbus

egeres ,
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I was waiting for the rick and morty ref xd

MrJameGumb , in The what now?
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Want to learn more? Here’s everything you need to know about the elusive dongfish!

ShadedCosmos ,
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Noooooooo

rockerface ,

Reality is often disappointing

VikingHippie ,

That’s gonna be my epitaph: “In reality, often disappointing”

Klear ,

Unfortunatley that’s not going to be your epitapth. You know why.

VikingHippie ,

Oh shit, they found out?? flees the country

CaptainFlintlockFinn ,

Totally thought I was going to get Rick rolled

ivanafterall ,
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It's so much worse. We got truth rolled. :(

Facelikeapotato OP ,
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Aww, what a shame. At least Bum Farto was a real person, even if Bum was a nickname.

NotNKVD ,
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FlyingSquid ,
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Yeah, that’s what I thought. Way too good to be true.

hypnotoad , in The what now?

Those are all perfectly cromulent words

Facelikeapotato OP ,
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Sure to embiggen your vocabulary.

dutchkimble ,

Crom laughs at your four winds from his mountain!

Fosheze ,

FYI. Your account is flagged as a bot. If you aren’t actually a bot then you should go into your account setrings and uncheck the bot account box.

hypnotoad ,

Much appreciated

sharkfucker420 , in Fear the meat

The Magnus archives

Rheios , in Fear the meat
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Marrow isn’t really meat. Its more like complex fat.

Savvy95 , in We're monsters

It reminds me of that old joke of the 2 scientists studying a fly.

Scientist 1: Fly, fly! Scientist 2: When fly has two wings fly flies 2 feet.

Scientist 1: pulls off one wing and says Fly, Fly! Scientist 2: When fly has 1 wing, fly flies 1 foot

Scientist 1: pulls off the other wing and says, Fly, fly!. Nothing happens Scientist 1 Fly, Fly! Nothing happens Scientist 1 showing frustration> FLY! FLY! Scientist 2: When fly has no wings, fly becomes deaf.

Bad-dum!

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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I like this. First time hearing it.

RootKit ,

That’s good, 'cause the fly can’t.

JoJoGAH , in gotdamn

Very same here. I delivered pizza in Atlanta in 1988 and shared a two bedroom on Piedmont park for a total of 550.00 month. I was so worried about making it too lol. Now as a person 30 years in my field and making fair money , I am paycheck to paycheck with little ability to save. To be fair, I’ve started over a couple of times , divorce etc. Starting over is expensive and takes a long leveling off but this economy is adding a lot of time on it.

Ilovethebomb , in Trump on the founding fathers

Why do people photoshop Trump to not be an obese, bloated, disgusting human? I don’t get it.

quicksand , in Chonkasaurus

Now that’s some dank strains. Someone needs to be at out critical mass and blue dream, and I think we found our man… Facelikeapotato, we don’t deserve you, but we need you

kornucopeya , in Chonkasaurus

we could continue to speak latin today…

dodgy_bagel , (edited )

sic tempori lepidoptera ilit marjoram agrippinae.

Etterra , in Gamerdog. Get yours today.

PepsiCo, probably: Do the Dew! Do the dog!

Me: Uh… I think I’ma drink Coke from now on.

jayrodtheoldbod , in Reality for thee, not for me

We don’t care about indickted, only convicted, give us a holler when the real thing happens. Orange jumpsuit to match his face, cuffs, perp walk, call me when I can see it or don’t call me.

Some folk have not watched this worm slither off the hook again and again, and it really shows.

Tag365 , in Chonkasaurus
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They better name a dinosaur after Skuntank!

ElBarto , in 😰😰😰

When you make your hobby your job.

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