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GBU_28 , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Where Saddam

Rivalarrival , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.

Are these temporary restrictions, or permanent? What happens if I cross my legs?

monkeyslikebananas2 ,

Oh you don’t want to know! It is horrible!

chatokun ,

Your insides will boil out of your eye sockets like a science fair volcano.

Sam_Bass ,

So far nothing with mine after the 2nd year. Some say it takes 5 years get back 90% but i think thats a little pessimistic

klemptor ,
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Was yours a total hip replacement?

Sam_Bass ,

Thats what thr means.

klemptor ,
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Sorry, I must’ve missed where you said that. Haven’t had my wakeup juice yet!

klemptor , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.
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Yeah I had hip surgery in March and these restrictions sucked. They were important but soooo hard to comply with, especially with sleeping. But even harder was not being able to lean forward while sitting - I could have no less than 90° between my legs and my trunk.

Holzkohlen ,

Oh god, I could never. My sitting positions are all over the place. It would just happen by accident, while I’m focused on work or smth.

klemptor ,
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Haha are you me? My sitting and sleeping styles are chaotic!

BluesF ,

Oh my god… My mum would be pleased for me at least.

slaacaa ,

That sucks, hope everything is fine now. How long did you have to pay attention to these things? And how is it later, can you play sports, run?

klemptor ,
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I had to really watch these positional restrictions for the first four weeks. After that I could ease back into a more full range of motion, but only to my comfort level (in other words, I couldn’t push anything and had to take it slooooowly). No running or jumping for the first 12 weeks. But now I can pretty much do anything I want. I do still have pain sometimes if I sleep in a weird position or if I go too hard in the gym, but more or less I’m back to normal. Certainly I’m better than before surgery!

My problem was called a femoroacetabular impingement, which is a congenital overgrowth of bone at the neck of the femur. It limited my range of motion (e.g., squatting was difficult) and led to a torn labrum (hip cartilage). The surgery was to sew the labrum back together and pin it down, and shave down the bone overgrowth. They did it all arthroscopically. I’m really glad I had it done, even though recovery was frustrating!

I talked a little more about recovery here if you’re interested.

DannyMac , in A story in two parts

You know, the Pontiac Aztec doesn’t seem so bad now

dumbass , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅
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M__M___M_______________________________

cordlesslamp , in Most important map

Wall’s are the worst ice cream.

FlorianSimon , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

It ain’t even good. Not worth it -1/10 would not recommend.

Meron35 , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.

They really just revoke your gay card for 3 months when they put you under for hip surgery

zerog_bandit , in The taste of 🦅🇺🇲 Freedom 🇺🇸🦅

Left Main recoils in fright

TootSweet , in Horse

Hoooooooooooooooooooooooooorse.

Agent641 ,

The only known photo of Potoooooooo

qjkxbmwvz ,

For those who don’t know… en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Potoooooooo

gravitas_deficiency ,

lol this is great, TIL

RVGamer06 ,

🤣

LeFrog ,
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Hc=====================ɔrse

chemicalwonka , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?
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Eagles - Hotel California, I hate this song

badhops ,

i hate the phucking Eagles… man

chemicalwonka ,
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2

Vandals_handle ,
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badhops ,

Mojo Nixon… blast from the past!! i only know 1 thing wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeellllllll… Elvis is everywhere

Gerudo ,

Shut your mouth.

I literally use their live recorded MTV version to test speakers.

chemicalwonka ,
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I’d rather Eric Clapton to test speakers

Kedly , in Stages of grief

Ok, but here me out: Margarine is superior

Track_Shovel OP ,

I like becel

Kedly ,

Hell yeah!

ulterno ,
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“Yeah! Margarine doesn’t have cholesterol!”, said the mess manager while pocketing the savings.

Kedly ,

Tbh, its just because when I wanna butterlike its because I want to spread it on something and butter is a nightmare to spread

ulterno ,
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You can just keep the butter outside the fridge for a few minutes.
Doesn’t work?

Works pretty well for home-made butter made using non-toned milk.

Also works for the brand that I tend to buy.

Kedly ,

I wish this worked for me xD Everytime I’m at someone elses place that serves butter I end up DESTROYING the bread I try and put it on xD

ulterno , (edited )
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Best way, use a knife and slice it thiin.
Then just place it on the bread.

If the bread is the slightest bit warm (why would you eat cold bread !?), it melts right away.

But of course, for that to work, you need to be offered the larger face of the butter instead of the little side, that people tend to slice.


I tend to apply it on toast (i.e. toasted, sliced bread) in that way, which I toasted with a few drops of groundnut oil or Ghee, and it melts (enough to spread by just touching and dragging the spoon/knife) by the time I am ready to eat.

photonic_sorcerer ,
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Simply scrape from the top such that you have thin flakes, these are easily spreadable even when cold.

Kedly ,

Absolutely doesnt work for me for whatever reason, even the small flakes just stay as they are as I destroy the bread trying to spread them

photonic_sorcerer ,
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What kind of bread are you using? You’ll need real bread for this, not toast or wonder bread. There’s a world of difference between a real bread loaf and sugar in toast form.

Classy ,

Seed oils are disgusting. I’ll stick with butter

SSJMarx ,

Cows are even more disgusting. Gimme that margarine.

Swedneck ,
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taste-wise butter is like, slightly better? but the price is so hilariously not fucking worth it in the least.

Plus, you can get margarine with added omega 3! As someone who fucking hates fish, that’s pretty nice.

Brickardo , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Green Day in general. Feels like emo virtue signaling

Xanthrax , (edited ) in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.
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As someone with sciatica and bursitis, I’m going to take this advice while standing. I’ve heard the opposite lying down, but my problem is neurological/ inflammation. My rest postition is crossing my calf over the adjacent shin and then pulling both upwards towards my head. Let’s test it out! I’m queer though, so I’ll miss making homophones scared.

Edit: homophobe…

chickenf622 ,

If you make basic building blocks of language scared I’m genuinely impressed, and keep being gay as you want!

InvestBurnout , in What song would cause you to do this to yourself ?

Parallel deserts by Five Star Hotel.
Not a bad song per say, just really loud.

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