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Armand1 , (edited ) in Time to hit the gym

108cm is squarely within the range of dwarfism so, as a minority, I wouldn’t be surprised if the data the user is searching for is scarce or missing altogether.

Hence the result pictured.

That said, the person searching this could have just made a typo for 180cm, which is much more common.

Why am I analysing the meme? Who knows.

Aurenkin ,

Well overthinking things is generally quite fun, at least until it’s not.

FlyingSquid , in Those poor plants
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That’s why I only eat fungi. It’ll be reciprocal eventually.

heydo ,

Fun fact, humans share more DNA with fungi than they do with plants. We share nearly 50% of our DNA with fungi.

Plus mushrooms are the sex organs of the mycelium organism. Just an extra fun fact for free there.

FlyingSquid ,
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It’s my understanding that fungi came around rather late in the game. Long after animals and plants both.

Revan343 ,

The earliest fungi evolved approximately 1.5 billion years ago, while green algae, the earliest plant, only evolved ~1 billion years ago. Animalia is significantly newer.

MadBigote ,

So, OP eats mushroom dick. Got it.

heydo ,

There are theories that hypothesize that mycelium came to earth via asteroids from space.

So it may be more apt to say that OP eats space dick instead.

Phil_in_here ,

Similarly, I plan on double crossing the mafia so Thin Lips Johnny can chop me up and feed me to the pigs. Circle of life.

RandomVideos , in Time to hit the gym

All my life i thought i was underweight

This post says i am in the healthy weight range(ignore the height) and people cant lie on the internet

Lime66 , in "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"

So pissing while farting sucks but farting while pissing is OK?

Eccitaze , (edited )
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Do you drop trou and stand in front of a toilet every time you need to toot the flesh whistle?

Amir , (edited )
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Yeah the top one is accidental so if you’re farting you’re probably still wearing your pants

cheddar ,
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I always put down my pants when I fart.

DJDarren ,

Farting in the office must be doubly awkward.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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and aim at the ceiling. we call that room “pollock’s corner”

OneWomanCreamTeam ,

Same for shitting/pissing.

TheDemonBuer , in Watching ml and world argue in every thread be like.
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Sorry, you’re all getting techno-feudalism.

Bakkoda ,

I want to argue but… I’m currently arguing with a company that won’t cancel a fraudulent order despite me having every single piece of information needed to do so. So they will get a chargeback after my card is replaced. Really trying to help them but they want that money lol

TokenBoomer ,

And then they’ll try to charge you to send it back even though it’s their fault.

grrgyle , in People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam

As a household that doesn’t use a toilet paper roller, this would be amazing. I hate throwing away all those empty rolls

phx ,

I try to find uses for ours where we can. I have a BBQ with a dead sparker so I usually use a half-tube which I light on fire and drop by the burner before turning on the gas

nightofmichelinstars ,

half-tube

Short cylinder or long half cylinder?

Semi_Hemi_Demigod ,
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Take dryer lint and stuff it in half a toilet paper roll, then dip it in some melted wax. Makes a great fire starter and you can use stuff you’re gonna throw away anyway.

RagingRobot ,

Just rip the tube up and use it like a really tick toilet paper

MystikIncarnate ,

Thanks, I hate it.

Agent641 OP ,

Like a paint scraper

solrize , in People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam

That’s called coreless TP and you can get it in the US too, mostly from institutional suppliers. You can also try Asian markets like Ranch 99 if you are near one.

costcobusinessdelivery.com/compact-recycled-bath-…

sem ,

Is this different from the one that’s also coreless but designed to fit on the spike style roller dispenser?

ivanafterall , in "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"
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Stop pretending like you don’t fart when you pee, there’s no shame in it. That’s typically the time to moan, if you’re going to do it.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

All while you’re looking your urinal neighbor straight in the eye.

Mercury ,

Relevant username

ramble81 , in Time to hit the gym

Have you tried, you know, just not existing?

Emmie , in People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam
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Life after Zionism

hungryphrog ,

I don’t see how that’s related…?

crusa187 , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

Why is nobody finding the “Autist Autocracy” interesting as well?!

finkrat ,

We’re too busy cringing at that

finkrat , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

I’m yet another Autistic person chiming in here to say that Elon is an ass clown

I’ve met plenty of neurotypicals who defied group think, so this isn’t even close to right

You folks know what’s up though, you don’t need me to tell you anything here. Love you guys, sorry we have a jackass amongst our population, you know how it is

ulterno ,
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I’ve met plenty of neurotypicals who defied group think, so this isn’t even close to right

Well, maybe those neurotypicals had a lot of T cells.

finkrat ,

Nah man they evolved into a new class of existence, they went from high T to super U cells

Kintarian , in Mastodon

I love Mastodon

remotelove ,
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Kintarian ,

They put on a good concert. That looks awesome.

AFC1886VCC , in America's Smartest Man Finds Something Interesting

Musk is a cunt whether he’s on the spectrum or not.

Lemminary ,

Nah, he’s larping for the clout.

FlyingSquid ,
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He doesn’t even know if he’s on the spectrum because, at least as far as we know, he hasn’t been evaluated. He just decided he has autism because he thinks it lets him get away with doing atrocious shit. As if autism made you an asshole.

ZILtoid1991 ,

Funny thing about that, I once did some investigation on the page he reposted it from, and they seem to be very against self-diagnosis, and put a great emphasis on the suffering of autistic people.

cRazi_man , (edited ) in Ballaholic I'm guessing

She isn’t going to order her own meatballs and is going to pick off his plate. He wanted to make sure he got to eat his fill before sharing.

NeatNit ,

That’s a good theory.

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
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I’ve literally done exactly this

wreckedcarzz ,
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Found the meatballs guy

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
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Well, with my fiancée it’s diet coke

jballs ,
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Yeah, don’t want to be loading up on soda calories when there’s meatballs to be eaten!

BeigeAgenda ,
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Joey doesn’t share food!

ouRKaoS ,

He knows his wife likes the meatballs, but isn’t going to order her own, so he eats two, claims he’s stuffed, and let’s her have the last one.

He actually is stuffed, because the ones she saw him eat were actually numbers 7 & 8 and she’s happy because she gets a meatball without ordering extra food.

So wholesome!

Droggelbecher ,

What happened to communicating with your partner

Crashumbc ,

This is non verbal communication.

FlyingSquid ,
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You’re not married, are you? Eating something off your plate is communication.

Droggelbecher ,

6 yr relationship, never planned to marry, in case it matters. The lack of communication I was talking about was him eating ahead of time in secret rather than telling his wife that sharing would mean that they’d need more food in order for him to have enough.

LifeInMultipleChoice ,

I mean the guy could have legitimately told her about the meatballs, yet thought it was funny to say he would “try” them knowing the waiter knew full well they already had them twice.

Queue them laughing on the way home and her finding it to be a cute quirk that he likes to confuse waiters with such.

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