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BaldManGoomba , in How did people poop before smartphones were invented?

We were much more use to undistracted time

Lost_My_Mind , in I can't imagine why my parents didn't buy me this.

Where does the mic cord go? Is it actually a 3.5mm jack, to pug into real equipment?

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Mic has an 8.5-foot cable that terminates in a standard quarter-inch audio jack, the same kind you’d use with an electric guitar.

It plugs right into the “console.” In this photo the microphone is obscuring where it plugs in, it’s directly to the right of the volume dial.

It’s hard to read but most of this info is on the box.

PetteriPano , in How did people poop before smartphones were invented?
@PetteriPano@lemmy.world avatar

Huh, this vegan dog shampoo has not been tested on animals.

I feel like that’s the one product they should test on animals so that my dog doesn’t have to be the guinea pig.

MeThisGuy ,

I always thought “tested on animals” meant they would shampoo the dog… which made sense because they have a lot of hair lol

BeliefPropagator , (edited ) in How did people poop before smartphones were invented?

Pooping shouldn’t be a drawn-out process. You’re better off keeping your toilet time to less than 10 to 15 minutes, says Gregory Thorkelson, M.D., a psychiatrist in the department of gastroenterology, hepatology, and nutrition at the University of Pittsburgh.

In fact, you should only make your way to the bathroom when the urge hits.

If the urge to poop isn’t there, you might be tempted to push or strain to try to get the job done.

And all that straining could lead to the development of hemorrhoids—bulging blood vessels around your anus that can become swollen and painful or even bleed.

www.menshealth.com/health/…/time-spent-pooping/

JamesTBagg ,

That seems, I’m not sure the word, but not correct. You can find a doctor (any professional) to say anything.

I bring my phone and keep a book in the bathroom because I’m NOT straining. I sit down, and while gravity is doing its thing to my guts, I read a chapter. I’m not rushing or pushing or popping hemorrhoids because I’m on my phone writing a stupid comment about pooping while pooping.

I don’t think Dr Greg knows how people are using their phones in the bathroom. People aren’t reading the back of shampoo bottles because they’re in a hurry.

untorquer ,

That’s weird. I read comments in political posts because the straining from the rage really seems to help when i don’t have an urge at all.

58008 , in Important information
@58008@lemmy.world avatar

You just use two forks, with the prongs on one fork filling in the slots of the other. They call this practice ‘spooking’.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d67a9912-bf15-4551-a354-cdcef2420b6a.png

TriflingToad ,

AAAAAAAA!!!

camr_on ,
@camr_on@lemmy.world avatar

This is what they mean when they say it’s “spooky season”

thesporkeffect ,

That’s a foforkrk.

dumbass , (edited ) in Very thankful
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Do cam girls count? Because that’s how I donated to the Ukraine war effort.

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

Modern warfare comes with various innovations I see.

RacoonVegetable ,

Modern whorefare

Clinicallydepressedpoochie ,

Booo, the only whore is my right hand and all the crazy orifices it finds itself in.

EmoDuck ,

Quick question, is this a tax deductible donation? The IRS won’t answer my emails on this

Clinicallydepressedpoochie ,

IRS are useless, just ask what ever model you are frequenting. They will direct to the appropriate paperwork.

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Don’t know about donations through porn but a friend of mine used to be a whore. She misses tax deductible underwear.

brbposting ,

Is that how she described herself, versus “sex worker“?

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

Yeah.

I mean, sex worker is ok. It’s just a more general description.

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

That’s pretty horrible…

TriflingToad ,

!noncredibledefense should have an answer

EnderMB ,

I remember reading something ages ago that camsites are actually huge contributors to Russia, with many of the girls there being Russians pretending to be Ukrainian.

ArcaneSlime , in How did people poop before smartphones were invented?

We used to have words printed on paper (the pressed corpses of trees) called books, magazines, and newspapers. They’d bring one of those.

JamesTBagg ,

I’m curious how old OP is. I still keep a book in the bathroom. It’s where I do most of my reading.

thawed_caveman ,

Bathroom books are absolutely a thing. My boomer aunt has dozens of Andy Capp booklets.

ArcaneSlime ,

The hot fries guy?

SnotFlickerman , in Run Lemmy, run
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Don’t cut yourself on the edge of that runner.

CaptainBasculin , in Important information

Silverware inventors have sold the lie that you need the spoon and fork seperately for years; when a spork can do both of their jobs perfectly. Buy sporks and never look back.

kingshrubb , in Wait a minute, we've been going about this all the wrong way!

Terrorism is bad and we should condemn it. Unless it’s done by the United States in which case we should call it “anti -communism or defending democracy”. Or if it’s done by Israel we can call it “self-defense”.

SlopppyEngineer ,

Whatever Israel is doing can just be added to the United States. In the end, Israel is just the guard dog “defending democracy” in the Middle East. A somewhat rabid guard dog, but still owned and fed by the US.

CaptainBasculin , in Very thankful

The porn industry is so fucked, most actors don’t see much regardless of the popularity of their videos. Fuck that.

vzq ,

It has never been easier to get money in the hands of your favorite performers. But it’s still harder than it should be.

(Fuck the prudes at Mastercard)

peopleproblems ,

It’s also easy to get your hands in your favorite performers with money. But harder than it could be

bjoern_tantau ,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

And still it’s peanuts compared to what payment and platform providers make.

vzq ,

“Free market” just means “free to engage in corporate rent seeking”.

justme ,

Indeed, particularly women in that industry are getting fucked.

niartenyaw ,
@niartenyaw@midwest.social avatar

don’t worry, there’s a lot of men that get fucked too

LouNeko ,

As opposed to other industries, where everybody gets their fair share /s

Expect porn doesn’t require any education.

bilb ,
@bilb@lem.monster avatar

The only ethical form of pornography is furry porn but y’all ain’t ready for that conversation

OutlierBlue , in Important information

So now I’m gonna have to buy an add-on for my fork to fill in the slots?! I hate that goddamn enshitification is everywhere now!

RattlerSix , in Important information

Very interesting. Is there somewhere I can buy a fork that doesn’t have those slots?

Ghostalmedia ,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar
TriflingToad ,

I think you’re looking for some hoes to fork,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/8a8936c6-495f-4efd-860b-1836edc635bc.png

EvilBit , in Run Lemmy, run

Chucken dunner

son_named_bort , in How did people poop before smartphones were invented?

Presumably on a toilet.

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