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preciouspupp , in Blue or red door?

Go through blue door to choose red door instead.

HyonoKo ,

This one should be the accepted answer.

Klear ,

Go through the red door and use that money to build a tine machine.

jeena , in Opinion: Why Buy Lemonade From This Kid’s Lemonade Stand When I Can Make Better At Home? [Satire]
@jeena@jemmy.jeena.net avatar

God damn, I mean, he’s probably not wrong!

style99 , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.
@style99@kbin.social avatar

Technically, you could die and be recovered. I'm not sure why they'd want to know about something so specific, though.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Who wouldn’t want to know? They probably invite all the people that say yes to a party and serve beer and popcorn and have everyone tell their stories. That’s what I would do.

Imgonnatrythis , in Part of a balanced diet

Right out of the jar with your fingers? Wtf?

Streetdog ,
@Streetdog@lemmy.world avatar

It’s definitely more sane to do it with your toes!

some_guy ,

With a fork or spear. I dunno who the fuck would dip their fingers into the oil, but I don’t want to shake their hand.

Imgonnatrythis ,

Well yeah, and moreover I don’t want to eat the damn olives after they’ve dipped their digits in there.

Depress_Mode , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.

There’s an ongoing medical study I’ve been participating in for the last several years. Each year, the questionnaire asks all kinds of crazy questions like if I’ve ever died or ever been shot in the head, among others. If one is actually unsure, perhaps the answer is actually “yes” lol

DirkMcCallahan , in Part of a balanced diet

I mean, I’ll happily eat 10 olives as part of a salad, or 20 straight-up as a snack. You’ve gotta rinse them off first, though. Also, the cheap brands are less oily and salty.

some_guy ,

Rinse them? I spear them right out of the jar. I love 'em. I’ll try rinsing one today to see what that’s like, but I suspect the oil and salt is a big part of why I like them.

herrvogel ,

Here’s something else to try.

  1. Rinse out the olives and put them in a clean jar.
  2. Add a somewhat generous amount of olive oil. Best you can find.
  3. Add salt, dried chili flakes, and oregano.
  4. Squeeze like half a lemon in the jar. Cut a few thin slices off the other half, cut them in quarters and drop them in as well.
  5. Vigorously shake the jar so all the olives are coated nicely in the spicy lemony oil.

I always have a jar of this in my fridge. God tier stuff, once you’ve got the mix right in steps 3 and 4.

Unquote0270 ,

How long does it last, a couple of days?

Hyperi0n ,

Likely a little longer due to the acid.

Thorry84 , in Well...that was anticlimactic

Can we please keep all of the alien nonsense off of lemmy? I don’t need conspiracy theories on my favorite platform. Even though aliens are the OG conspiracy theories and Mulder made them look real cool.

FlexibleToast ,

At least it’s the fun conspiracies instead of the nation destroying ones.

Nahvi ,

Can we please keep anything I don’t like or agree with it off of lemmy?

That includes: boiled eggs, boiled spinach, and anyone with a number in their user name.

Thank you everyone!

meldroc , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

overwatchnsfw?

Now that’s just sad!

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t kink shame me

EmoDuck ,

These people are pioneers in 3D animation. I once saw one of them animate a video of D.VA being spit-roasted with nothing but a potato and a box of thumbtacks

Boogeyman4325 ,

For real though. I swear, some of those animations are more detailed and well-animated then anything Pixar could produce.

delicious_tvarog ,

Internet horndogs are undefeated

turtlepower ,

Porn drives technology. VHS beat Betamax because of porn. BluRay beat HDDVD because of porn. The internet is for porn.

Historical_General ,
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Didn’t they induce actual improvements to Blender code so that they could create these animations more easily and without having to use ruinously priced industry software?

ahriboy ,

Rule 34 League of Legends when

Agent641 ,

TF2NSFW is where its at

Orioh , (edited )

L take.

I may be cringe, but I am free

Weylandyuta , in blindsided lmao

This is so stupid that I love it.

Hextic , in Toyoda

Gimme dat Great Value car

HR_Pufnstuf , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.

Yes, actually. A few times, no joke. I just had the quick help of those around me to make sure I didn’t stay dead.

remotelove , in blindsided lmao

lemmy.ml/c/uncle_bens

30isthenew29 , in Part of a balanced diet

Please🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Where is Olivehate when I need them???

space_gecko ,

Boooo

Long live the Olive! Glory to the Olive empire!

VediusPollio ,
@VediusPollio@lemmy.world avatar

There’s a secret to liking olives. You have to keep eating them until you pass the gross-bliss barrier. I used to hate olives, but now they’re like crack to me.

30isthenew29 ,

Why do that when there are so many other things that I do love??? If there’s nothing else, I can understand, but now??? I don’t get it.

VediusPollio ,
@VediusPollio@lemmy.world avatar

To expand your palate. And also, once you get a taste for them, you ascend to a higher plane of existence.

Agent641 ,

We call that oliveholme syndrome

Mr_Pap_Shmear ,

I have never in my life seen soo much unequivocally olive positivity. What is this place

vext01 , in Go ahead
@vext01@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Alien 3 according to duck duck go.

IPimpMickeyMouse OP ,
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/3f304474-91b7-4f5f-a4bc-f295e76c4eac.mp4

vext01 ,
@vext01@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

And did it well? I don’t get it?

juliebean ,

duckduckgo also served me up this absolutely deranged article, probably written by a language model, about a film called ‘Space Movie 1992’ starring Kevin Bacon about a crew of a space freighter that have to intervene in an alien war, that i am just about 100% certain has never existed. apparently it’s a hugely influential bit of cinema history though. the image at the top does appear to be from the blaxploitation film the OP is pointing everyone to though.

also, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

octoperson ,

Oh good find. It’s a whole ai generated blog. Who made this and why?

Ddhuud ,

1st result for me is this:

…wikipedia.org/…/List_of_movies_filmed_in_space

Where you can clearly see there hasn’t been a space movie made in 1992.

Grass , in His wish

Birds are like this too. I wish they could understand a lot of things humans eat will poison them.

MuffinCupcakeHeeler ,
@MuffinCupcakeHeeler@lemmy.world avatar

But what if they’re really just concerned about you as in: “Human, stay away from that poison!”

Grass ,

Wait! Let me test it for poison first!

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