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KbinItTogether , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.
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I once accidentally thought a girl in my class put her hand up for a high-five but was very confused when I put my hand up to give her one. I died on the inside. It was death by cringe I tell you.

Lt_Worf OP ,

I say count it

WarmSoda ,

Yeeeeerrrrrrrrrr OUTTAHERE!

sebinspace , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.

I’ve been involved in an accident that resulted in my living, does that count?

hemko ,
ThrowawayPermanente , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.

I got better…

janNatan , in Well...that was anticlimactic

No, they didn’t. If they did it would be huge news.

Puppy ,
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I'm a huge UFO nerd but even I realize all this story is full of shit.

dylanTheDeveloper ,
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The aliens are real and they look like little red astronauts with a single half reflective spherical visor and floating hands. They came to me and beamed me up into there spaceship. Afterwards one of the aliens was found dead and after that they ejected another out into space.

faceless ,
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dont

Damage ,

hmmm… sus tale

FinallyDebunked ,
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They look like bacteria

reverendsteveii ,

truly they are real, and they walk around near us…wait, shit…

chicken ,
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nothing new, theyve been investigating UFOs for a long time. heres some. the government itself hasnt specifically said aliens exist, but its kinda obvious from their documentation and history of handling these types of things.

dullbananas , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity
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I apprieciate easypeasymethod.org

Akuma , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.

Answer “no”. Next question: “would you like to have one?”

XEAL , in Part of a balanced diet

Fun fact: olives are technically fruit.

VindictiveJudge ,
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More fun facts: tomatoes and pineapples are berries.

UnknownQuantity ,

Well, pineapple is a bunch of berries fused together.

Unrelated : avocado is a berry.

Captainappropriate ,

Subscribed to fruit and berry facts

Blastasaurus ,

This just in: Banana has officially sided with the berries!

variants ,

pistachios are a drupe (like a charry) not a nut

Blackmist ,

This means olive oil is fruit juice.

tallwookie ,
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olive juice is fruit juice. olive oil comes from crushing the fruit’s nuts

NewEnglandRedshirt , in my single most hated emoji
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👍🏻 ok there bud.

AveragePotato OP ,
spez ,
Laser_Frog ,

First link I get an add and immidiately close. Second link I get an message that the video has failed.

There is a message in this somewhere about the state of the Internet that I can’t quite articulate.

HR_Pufnstuf ,

Found the Canadian. :)

LEDZeppelin , in If the afterlife has bureaucracy, I'm going to ask to speak to the manager.

I can only wish

vodka , in Toyoda

Relevant Top Gear clip: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0bNf-jcVU0

Though no fun Hongda or Joops.

PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/watch?v=K0bNf-jcVU0

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

Imkeen ,

Good bot

ClarkDoom , in my single most hated emoji

The people that use it this way ruin it for everyone else.

frippa , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity
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Me, on lemmy.ml where the only trending communities are dead communities with 3 members created 2 years ago:

TheProtagonist ,

Let me guess:

The first one is „God is dead“ by admin „K_Marx“

The second one is: „Marx is dead“ by admin „God“

But can’t you be on lemmy.ml and follow all the interesting communities from other instances (which might be harder to find, though)?

frippa ,
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The only instances that are blocked are porn ones, that’s a thing I don’t miss from reddit tbh, but the swear filter is really dumb. And doesn’t really fucking filters swears, but it’s really dumb regardless, since it’s neither opt-in nor opt-out, it’s just there.

TheProtagonist ,

This almost seems like if the “god fraction“ has won…

I know that they had a “no porn” rule, but “no swearing” is new to me. Surely it will be a healthy family-friendly community.

I have no issue with some occasional nudes in my timeline. I could blur or filter it, if I would want to avoid this.

But porn in the web for me is an important part of the “freedom of expression”, therefore I find it anachronistic if some community tries to block / ban this.

abbotsbury ,
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Sure, but porn is so easily available that one only needs to explicitly look for it. Meanwhile there was a deluge of fetish communities appearing that every user had to block individually if they didn’t want 10 fart fetish posts on their timeline, so it was a quality of life improvement to block those communities on the server level.

TheProtagonist , (edited )

Of course you can get anything online if you go for it. But this kind of occasional nudes in my “all” timeline reminds me of the old Reddit days - and is quite nice as long as it doesn’t become too much.

So far I’ve never seen any fart-fetish community / post in my timeline tbh.

abbotsbury ,
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Well it wasn’t really occasional at the start when lots of people started creating new communities, every day there would be a bunch of new posts from new communities appearing in All

before we had defederated from the porn server, I had blocked

-Diaper porn

-Gone wild

-One just called “porn”

-Hentai

-Sissy chastity

-huge boobs

-Celebs

-Yiff (ifkyk)

-Ass

-Anal

-General NSFW

-Femboys

-Lewd Games

-Rule34

-AsiansGoneWild

-Furry Chat

-Gay furry porn

-Furry Videos

-Petplay Yiff

-feet

-sapphic hentai

-sapphic art

-Sissies

-Hentai - BDSM

-GoneMild

-Grool

-GoneMildPlus

-Trans Hydro Hotties

-Blowjob

and at some point it’s like, could we make porn opt-in instead of playing whack a mole with every niche fetish? Yeah there’s an NSFW option, but that’s more for hiding the images themselves, not ignoring the communities or servers.

RufusFirefly ,
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I thought that was an exchange between Nietzsche and God, or it used to be. Anyway, I was unaware that the double low-9 quotation mark was even a thing so thanks for that.

SapienSRC , in my single most hated emoji
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I use it as an acknowledgement at work, and to be a sarcastic asshole with my friends. Context is key.

thank_me_its_friday , in Toyoda

Seat and Skoda are basically off brand VWs

IDeserveToBeLoved ,

Because they were bought. Before that both were their own company.

EmperorHenry , in As an OG Reddit Sync user of over 10 years, all this arguing really brings a tear to my eye. 🥲
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Jeroba on mobile, web app inside of firefox with adblockers on desktop.

PersnickityPenguin ,

Jerboa feels a lot like Joey

Not quite, but close

EmperorHenry ,
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I don’t know who or what Joey is.

LaughingFox ,
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Joey was a reddit client. It was the one I used, I liked it best. But Jerboa didn’t remind me of Joey at all.

PersnickityPenguin ,

The layout does for me.

Zetta ,

I used Jeroba while I was waiting for sync to come out. Personally it’s really no competition, it’s great that it is being worked on but Jeroba is significantly worse in every way except for being open source. Hopefully someday it will be great!

Synk is just so polished comparatively everything else feels unfinished

viking ,
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I ditched Jerboa for Liftoff, and then Liftoff for Thunder because they all kept breaking.

Thunder was alright, all things considered, but the UI is lacking. Now that Sync is out, I’m back to where I started 12+ years ago.

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