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dragonflyteaparty , in Really Tired of Subscriptions

It’s a little funny, but it’s better to crowd source a society and pay for things up front than it is to have every single thing be a toll. Could you imagine fire fighters verifying your credit card before they come out?

PsychedSy ,

Why are those the only two options? If we’re free to organize ourselves and our communities how we want we could work out all sorts of innovative ways to make life suck less instead of one size fits all. Especially when that one size has a habit of impacting marginalized people more.

tja , in How are you guys feeling?
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Yes, same :/

NielsBohron , in Did You Know?
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Technically it’s not really salty tasting, since Epsom salts are magnesium sulfate not sodium chloride, but it could still be considered “salty,” as ionic compounds like magnesium sulfate are a class of compounds collectively called “salts”

I dunno, semantics are a bitch

Blastasaurus ,

Instructions unclear, sprinkled bath salts on my steak dinner.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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Have a nice trip.

Kolanaki ,
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Well the meme doesn’t say taste, it says feels.

moosetwin ,

what does it mean to feel salty

FlyingSquid ,
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Ask any Karen.

Kolanaki ,
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Feels like salt.

Or anger.

aDuckk , in Well...that was anticlimactic

It was a fun distraction from the hottest consecutive weeks ever recorded though.

achsonaja , in Here, have a photo of my ForestFriend!

Might be whooshing here, but that forest friend isn’t in a forest. At best an urban jungle.

SwedishFool OP ,

Well this is actually right next to a forest, about 30m behind us it’s dense pinetrees for a few kilometers until you hit civilization

havid_dume , in Part of a balanced diet

About 3 months ago I suddenly developed an indefatigable craving for olives. Since then I’ve eaten about a small jar a week. IDK if I’m pregnant (seems unlikely) or if olives are just a normal part of adulthood, similar to how everyone in college eats a lot of toast on occasion.

doot ,

tempted to post the classic 4chan pickle story

Marrenia ,
doot ,

beautiful every time

ro2pa9 ,
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Adult people drown them in martinis. So, Jar a week souds about right. :)

eltimablo , in Happy Freedom Day...I guess.

How can America have 25% of the world's prison population of the entire country doesn't make up even 10% of the world's population?

bdonvr ,

Well see, that’s kinda the point of the post.

We’re “the land of the free” but also the land of the most non-free people.

the_internet_is_for_porn , in Did You Know?

And blocked for double posting.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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It’s not a double post. I posted it in 2 different instances, sorry if that confused and bothers you. Do hope you eventually enjoy Lemmy.

Cruxifux ,

This random stranger blocked you on lemmy. Doesn’t that just ruin your day?

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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I’m <\3 /s

LemmyFeed ,

Why do you have to announce blocking someone?

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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It makes them feel important? ¯*(ツ)*/¯

FlyingSquid ,
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I do it after I warn them I’m going to block them if they continue with the behavior that makes me inclined to block them and they continue. I think it’s fair to let them know the consequences of their behavior.

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  • FlyingSquid ,
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    I don’t have an alt and I didn’t block anyone in this thread. What on Earth are you talking about?

    OberonSwanson ,
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    https://i.imgur.com/Rx07514.jpg

    Dunno if this is a server issue, but it’s saying you said it.

    FlyingSquid ,
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    I was talking about a hypothetical situation, not this thread.

    OberonSwanson ,
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    My bad, thought you were that guy lol. I was just blown away.

    OberonSwanson ,
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    Think I deleted comment. 👍

    FlyingSquid ,
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    No worries. Thanks!

    OberonSwanson ,
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    No problem!

    OberonSwanson , in Therapists hate this one weird trick!
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    I know you’re a cat OP but this was posted here yesterday feeling early for a repost.

    Datas_Cat_Spot OP ,
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    Ah damn, sorry. I stole it from Twitter and hadn’t seen it.

    OberonSwanson ,
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    No problem. These days so many old memes are flying around lol.

    Btw, gotta say perfect name, there’s also Holodeck Moriarty here too.

    Datas_Cat_Spot OP ,
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    Haha, thanks! I’ve been seeing so many star trek names around. I even ran into another Spot the other day.

    OberonSwanson ,
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    Now you know you chose the right username lol

    thorbot , in Bot posting article about bots

    Just because it says bot in the name doesn’t 100% mean it’s a bot.

    I mean, it probably is. But I guess I am the exception. Unless I’m a bot and I don’t even know it yet…

    joe ,

    Nobody told you, yet? Sorry to bear the news…

    FlyingSquid ,
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    I am definitely not a b

    STACK OVERFLOW ERROR

    Ryumast3r ,

    That account specifically is a bot, as it says in its profile and as its creator said.

    Laila , in Go ahead

    My husband decided this is a movie we need to watch now. Thanks.

    SadRevan ,

    Hopefully it’ll be entertaining

    Laila ,

    We made it through 5 minutes. Rough stuff lmao.

    SadRevan ,

    That’s fantastic! I know what I’m watching next family movie night lol

    gmtom , in As an OG Reddit Sync user of over 10 years, all this arguing really brings a tear to my eye. 🥲

    So far the only community I have blocked is the synch for lemmy community, because of the massive spam of posts about synch.

    So can we please stop spamming about it in other communities too.

    Laticauda ,

    99% of the sync spam I’ve seen has been from every community other than the sync community. I saw maybe 3 posts from there saying they liked the app and that’s it, and everywhere else I see posts from people having a fit over using or not using 1 out of like, what, 10 available apps? The spam really isn’t coming from the sync community specifically to begin with tbh.

    Mr_Buscemi , (edited )
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    Yeah lol. All the spam I’ve seen comes from the meme communities that had multiple posts complaining about Sync. Like I’ve seen more people complain it isn’t FOSS than anything else so far.

    Only other major times I’ve seen it across lemmy was when it was up for pre-registration and when it came out. The former seemed to be spammed a ton because people thought it had actually came out and tried to spread the word & the latter was just people posting when it actually came out.

    The complaining feels the same as when reddit mobile users kept laughing about 3rd party apps to feel superior in some way. I saw some actually comment how stupid some 3rd party app users were for paying for a paid app or subscription to view reddit when the official app was free.

    I’m just going to ignore the rest of these posts after this and hide them. It all just makes them look obnoxious and full of themselves. Basically the type of shit that made me happy to leave Reddit.

    gmtom ,

    Not really, at one point I had 5 different posts from the sync community of my feed, and now that I’ve banned then 90% of sync mentions ate gone.

    Laticauda ,

    My experience was personally the opposite, and I’m even subscribed to the sync community because I wanted to be able to see when it came out. Most of the sync stuff I’ve seen since it launched has been in other communities.

    HubertManne , in Blue or red door?

    This is going to be very age related I think for most folks. Myself blue door after making and taking with me a list of lottery numbers and dates along with major sporting event outcomes and horse races for good measure. Oh also stocks along with buy sell dates and value on those dates.

    some_guy ,

    Is that you, Biff?

    Corkyskog ,

    Why? Just buy bitcoin, and if you somehow butterfly effect away bitcoin, but whatever 3 crypto coins hit the market first.

    HubertManne ,

    ugh no. I still don't want to support climate change like that.

    blackstampede ,

    This guy time travels. That’s what I was thinking too - just stick dates and a few race outcomes would easily translate to more than 10mil.

    zurchpet , in Here, have a photo of my ForestFriend!
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    Looks stuffed 😉

    SwedishFool OP ,

    My eye started twitching

    whois , in Glad to see Lemmy users appreciating diversity

    Well, Lemmy users lately are reddit users. These users have been doing their best to turn Lemmy into what they recognize from reddit. And as everyone knows reddit users are porn sick.

    ass_destroyer ,

    Legend has it that every new technology is first used for something related to sex or pornography. That seems to be the way of humankind.

    – Tim Berners-Lee

    whois ,

    wise words from ass_destroyer

    Nepenthe ,
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    Putting the collide in large hadron collider

    SocialMediaRefugee ,

    Even the ancient days of usenet were full of smut

    Crismus ,

    I kind of miss those old Usenet days. Being 16 and waiting most of the night for a picture to load was great.

    Back when I made sure to download the progressive JPEG, because loading single line top to bottom was hell. Unless there was a chance that the phone would be picked up, then I wanted regular JPEG, because then when I lost connection I still would have most of a picture.

    You never knew what you were going to get.

    FlyingSquid ,
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    In the early 90s, when I was a teen, I accessed the internet through the computer lab, downloaded tons of porn at a higher rate, uploaded the pics to local BBSes, got a huge ratio, downloaded tons of pirated games and had lots of porn. I was a genius back then. Not so much now.

    Agent641 ,

    Some days it would take ten whole minutes to download a handcrafted ascii art boob.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Lemmy is, very specifically, a Reddit clone.

    whois ,

    You could say the same about rdrama.net

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