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solstice , in Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)

Some men are so insecure they literally think washing their butthole is gay. No surprise marketing involves 'splosions, fighter jets, dinosaurs etc.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Bruh, bruh, liss’n, it’s only gay if you touch your BAAWWLS!!

Classy ,

I use goat milk soap and I’ve been getting honeysuckle, lavender, prairie moss, dogwood, all kinds of flowery scents. I love studying botany and smelling these soaps reminds me of some of the local flowers around me. Never had any person accuse me of smelling like a woman or smelling “gay” lol, but I totally agree with your comment. I think real, normal people just like when you smell good, regardless of the scent. The “men should only wear turpentine-and-axel-grease-scented deodorants” Monday is only held in the minds of insecure looney tunes

aidan ,

Some men are so insecure they literally think washing their butthole is gay.

Whoever said this said it as a joke

solstice ,

I’ve seen and read enough credible evidence to suggest someone out there feels this way. Even if it is a joke, things like brushing and flossing and even washing your hands after using the bathroom are controversial for a ton of people. Marketing is real important for encouraging these people to be better.

empireOfLove ,

I literally know a guy at college who definitely was serious about the “washing ass is gay” thing.

He didn’t keep a lot of friends. Or relationships…

empireOfLove , in Why must it be this way? (but also I'd like shark please)

Secret: just buy women’s deodorant for the odors, nobody is stopping you

oillut ,

Can confirm, I do this for shampoo, conditioner and body wash too.

I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

Zehzin ,
@Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

Hmm should I smell like fresh ginger and lemongrass or gasoline and gunpowder.

name_NULL111653 ,

I prefer fighter jet exhaust and 100 low-lead myself…

Aux ,

Jet fuel has a very nice smell actually.

newIdentity , (edited )

I get to smell like fruit and shit instead of “pleasant chemicals”

Now I really want to make Piperonal since it apparently smells really good. I just lack money, equipment and skill.

Also I don’t know how legal that would be since it could be used as a MDMA precursor and even if it’s legal I don’t really want to get the house of my parents raided.

IntentionallyAnon ,

The only pleasant fruit to smell like is strawberries

big_duck_energy ,
@big_duck_energy@partizle.com avatar

I buy strawberry shampoo, but I also like citrus smells.

JackFrostNCola ,

I could smell mandarin everyday and not get bored

PersnickityPenguin ,

Durian

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a generally masculine-presenting cis guy and I’ve never liked cologney smells. My favorite deodorant all my adult life has been one from the women’s section that has a picture of cucumbers on it. The scent is subtle, not overwhelmingly chemical or perfumey, it keeps the B.O. at bay, and nobody really notices it but me.

BigPapaE ,

And have my dick fall off? No thanks

rostby ,

Your balls will go inside you

cuttlefishcarl ,

Wait, what?

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll finally get to do what that kind stranger online once told me to do and go fk myself.

Thassodar ,

Golden comment

empireOfLove ,

Don’t let your dreams be dreams!

TheFriendlyArtificer ,

I’ll help you for a nominal fee if I can keep the tip.

PersnickityPenguin ,

I think you have to pay extra for that. Its only free in California.

LaunchesKayaks ,
@LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

I’m allergic to the scents in women’s deodorant. I get hives. I use a pleasant (imo) smelling old spice and it is great. Especially because I sweat a LOT.

FinalRemix ,

Are you sure it’s the scents and it’s deodorant, and not antiperspirant? I have trouble with antiperspirant but deodorant is fine.

stochasticity ,

I want my deodorant to smell like sharks.

JesusTheCarpenter ,

Just rub some fresh salmon steak under your armpits. You’re welcome.

ummthatguy , in "Could you elaborate on that?"
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar

“I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.” - Lucille Bluth

flickertail OP ,
@flickertail@lemmy.world avatar

“I love all my children equally.” - Lucille Bluth

earlier that day…

“I don’t care for GOB.” - Lucille Bluth

simple , in A WHAT NIGHT?

I call shotgun on playing Mark Whalberg

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Does that mean Steve Buscemi is free?

dualipa_fan69 , in my single most hated emoji

meirl

The_Helmet_Stays_On , in A WHAT NIGHT?

I think you mean what a night!

Maddie , in More of a uniform than a costume.
@Maddie@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dog whistle included!

Polar , in Treat yo self

It more so pisses me off when I buy a really expensive item and Amazon is trying to sell me a second one.

Like ya, maybe I’ll consider getting another pack of pens, but I think I’m good on the GPU.

phar ,

You need a toaster for every room!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in NO RESPECT
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

English is a generative language. If I fuck up, it’ll be fine that way in a few years.

Ibaudia , in Well...that was anticlimactic
@Ibaudia@lemmy.world avatar

“the government” lol. It was like one guy who just said it with 0 evidence.

mojo , in Bot posting article about bots

If their account is labeled as bot, I see literally no problem with this.

creditCrazy , in Well...that was anticlimactic
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

The reason why I personally don’t care is because the USA has a history of conferming the existence of aliens when someone sees something they shouldn’t have

lowleveldata , in NO RESPECT

why correct word when fuzzy word do job

bernieecclestoned , in Bot posting article about bots

Bot on bot sex is the new niche porn category

WarmSoda ,

No way, I don’t believe it. Prove it. Show me lots of it so I believe you!

NotSpez ,

Do we need to make a boinkbot to send you to bothorny jail?

WarmSoda ,

Listen. I’m just asking questions over here!

maxcharacterlimit ,

Investigate harder! Faster!

Dicska ,

I remember the screenshot from 10+ years ago about two chatbots having a ridiculous conversation with each other. I wonder what they would do today with sexting.

RDAM_Whiskers , in Blue or red door?

I’m fine with most of my mistakes so I’m going through the red door.

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