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ReputedlyDeplorable , in I had an epiphany 💆‍♂️

🎶 The rain is gone!🎵

Track_Shovel , in Tech CEOs Fleeing to Non-Extradition Countries
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

Is that John McAfee?

800XL ,

Naked? Check. Holding a gun? Check. It is most definitely John McAfee. Lol.

Donkter ,

If there’s one thing consistent about John McAfee, its that he doesn’t like to wear a shirt.

Viking_Hippie ,

Then how did he get those deep cut v-neck tan lines?

themoonisacheese ,
@themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works avatar

He only applies sunscreen in the shape of a v-neck to throw you off the track

Viking_Hippie ,
fushuan ,

He doesn’t, that’s an image postprocessing effect. There’s no V line, it’s just a diagonal line where there’s more brightness.

FUCKRedditMods ,

He’s not having a hooker shit on his chest through a hammock though, might not be him.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

He might be fucking a whale, we can’t tell

Shialac ,

Sounds like the average person in Arizona

mortemtyrannis ,

John McAfee the man that paid women to take a dump on him from a hammock above him?

That John McAfee?

InternetCitizen2 ,

That guy also is just about everything Trump pretends.

jarfil ,

Was. He took his life when caught.

cashews_best_nut ,

Nah, I believe he was assasinated.

jarfil , (edited )

Well… who knows. He was held for 8 months in somewhat of a quantum flux prison.

According to the same DailyMirror article:

  • Jun 23, 2021 (Google link) - Spanish prison where John McAfee was found dead 'is like the Hilton’
  • 24 Jun 2021 (In-article title) - Prison in Spain where John McAfee was found dead in apparent suicide serves ‘stale bread and cold hot dogs’, has two bunk beds per cell and two inmates killed themselves in May

…so who knows. Maybe he even committed suicide and was assassinated at the same time! /s

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Damn who hates the Hilton over at the daily mirror

candyman337 ,

Yep, dude seriously went off the deepend after he sold McAfee

Mic_Check_One_Two ,

He was definitely odd, but even a broken clock is right twice a day; He hated what his old company has become, and at least owned up to the fact that he had a lady shit on his chest. When asked about it in interviews, he basically said something along the lines of “when you’re richer than God and have had sex with gorgeous women every day, things start to get stale and you look for more and more extreme things to get you going.”

He also 100% predicted that he was going to be Epstein’ed in a prison cell. He was very outspoken about the fact that he wasn’t suicidal and if he was ever found to have committed suicide, that it was a hit job. He specifically tweeted something along the lines of “if I’m ever found to have hanged myself, it wasn’t a suicide. It was a whack job.” He was found dead in a prison cell, with the death ruled a suicide by hanging. Which is either prophetic (he believed the US had a bounty on him, so he was very paranoid about getting murdered with the government covering it up,) or the best troll ever.

ninjan ,

I think it really was just an epic troll. The man had run out his cash reserves, was at an age where he must’ve started feeling old. Spent decades experimenting wildly with drugs. He was by every outward metric a broken person. And also a person that valued his freedom to do whatever above everything else. Prison, forced clean and facing the very real possibility of never tasting freedom again. I just can’t imagine that he wouldn’t snap, which is a failure of the state to not keep him safe while in their ward. He was also extremely action oriented, he wasn’t the type to contemplate suicide, it’s either do it or don’t.

_dev_null ,
@_dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz avatar

Getting sober for the first time in decades, without proper medical support, is enough to become suicidal for sure. Hell, even with proper support, the psychological adjustment can be overwhelming.

themoonisacheese ,
@themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.works avatar

And we’re not talking sober of mild drugs either. I fully believe this man did pretty much all drugs at least once.

Steeve ,

He was very outspoken about the fact that he wasn’t suicidal and if he was ever found to have committed suicide, that it was a hit job

The dude was also just fucking insane from 50 years of drug use lol. Wouldn’t be surprised if committed suicide to troll the world or for his own crazy meth head paranoia reasons, but he was probably just crashing hard.

jaybone ,

Who wanted him dead and why?

Archer ,

If your conspiracy depends on John McAfee not telling people things you’ve already failed

merc ,

He also 100% predicted that he was going to be [killed]

And if you can’t trust him, who can you trust?

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

Nah there isnt any coke on his mustache, can’t be him

XTornado , (edited )

Yeah, tough I don’t think it looks that hot nowadays, last I checked the body was still being kept in the prision he died near me as nobody claimed the body EDIT: Wrong, news article in comments below.

Spiralvortexisalie ,

According to Reuters his body was kept because of legal processes that should have just been cleared up now, two years later. Source: reuters.com/…/spanish-court-rules-software-mogul-…

XTornado ,

Oh ok it seems I was misremembering.

reflex ,
@reflex@kbin.social avatar

Is that John McAfee?

Sure as hell ain't Peter Norton.

mojo , in tired of everything being about america

U S of fuckin A brotherrrr

affiliate , in Redditor when women

poor guy spent so much time on reddit that he forgot women exist

Ozymati ,
@Ozymati@lemmy.nz avatar

There are no women on reddit. Only men, the FBI, shills, and the occasional dog who learned to type.

areyouevenreal ,

I would love to meet a typing dog. I wonder what it would be like.

havokdj ,

I’m a typing dog. Ruff ruff.

threeduck ,
@threeduck@aussie.zone avatar

And if you espouse untoward opinions, we can have you put down

ITypeWithMyDick ,

Im a typing…nevermind

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

The ring emergent

Edit: autocorrected fuck, i even forgot what i wanted to type

areyouevenreal ,

Aw, who’s a good keyboard doggo? Ow yes, yes you are!

kerrypacker ,

Must be in one of those countries where women can use the internet.

STRIKINGdebate2 , in About the toxicity of people
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Sorry. Your post has been removed because it is not relevant to this community. This post I much more appropriate in mildly infuriating

Ignacio , in Seen in my language, immediately felt the urge to find the English equivalent.

Understandable, because both "natio" and "imaginatio" exist in Latin, and both words are used almost with no differences in many other languages.

DieguiTux8623 OP ,

Notable exception among romance languages would be Romanian where “imaginație” and “națiune” evolved differently.

Ignacio ,

“Nație” also exists, although it's dated.

Kalkaline , in Writing prompt
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  • Laundry
  • world domination(overbooked)
speaker_hat , in Right on!

My eyes!

eddie_of_ny , in yes, give me your sympathy, tell me that this is the depression speaking, it will only make me feel more sad about myself and less likely to do anything to fix it

My brother in Christ, find God

Moc , in You're telling me that....

Fookin prawns!

Streetdog ,
@Streetdog@lemmy.world avatar

I watched that movie for the very first time yesterday and absolutely loved it.

helmet91 , in Photographing the unphotographable

It reminds me of a client at a former workplace. The client says, the popup window doesn’t open, and sends a screenshot showing the underlying window with the popup window not being there.

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

Or the client sending all written content as screenshots of the word files.

unreachable , in Just sayin'...
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

history repeats itself

flambonkscious ,

Historouborous

Gosh, I nearly got stuck in a loop working that…

meyotch ,

It’s really fun to say once you get the hang of it.

skulkbane , in Maybe AI won't be taking all of our jobs after all?

I don’t know, it does recommend eggs ol like all master chiefs.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5e8c7b29-ce86-4553-ac1b-248a30078180.jpeg

skooks ,

Go away, I’m Batin’

Eiim ,

Oh no, vanilla extract is back!

independantiste ,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

Vegeuble extract

Llewellyn ,

If you don’t have it in your kitchen then why are you even there?

independantiste ,
@independantiste@sh.itjust.works avatar

I usually replace it with butger

vsh ,
@vsh@lemm.ee avatar

✨ Caviot Cake ✨

RQG ,
@RQG@lemmy.world avatar

Crushed Walduts.

Walduts.

XTornado ,

25 eggs!?

Rootiest ,
@Rootiest@lemmy.world avatar

Nah just 0.25 eggs

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I wouldn’t use Cugar in your carrot cake. It will make it too savory.

Hamartiogonic ,
@Hamartiogonic@sopuli.xyz avatar

But throwing in some extra walnut with three different labels is perfectly fine though.

MargotRobbie , in Redditor when women
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

You mean women are people who knows how to navigate to a website, sign up for accounts, and express our own points of view on different topics? How could this be possible?

bob_wiley ,
@bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

It’s not that people don’t think women have the capability. There is just a general assumption that they’re smart enough not to waste their time with it and they have better things to do, like actual hobbies and friends/family to see.

When I have time to kill I dick around online and usually ignore anything else I could do. Every woman I know is making scrapbooks, knitting her own hats and some more for others, taking care of some kids, building and maintaining relationships with people in the real world, cooking amazing food just because they want it, getting involved in the community, working some extra side jobs, and generally doing stuff to make their world and the world around them better.

Why do you assume the assumption that everyone is a guy online is somehow the result of a negative view on women?

glibg10b ,

There is just a general assumption that they’re smart enough not to waste their time with it and they have better things to do, like actual hobbies and friends/family to see.

Did you actually ask other people what they think, or are you projecting? Because this doesn’t represent me at all

bob_wiley ,
@bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

I’m projecting, but also, I said it was an assumption that’s generally held, not a hard fact that everyone does or should believe. We all know different people and that will color or views.

SpaceNoodle ,

Every woman I know is playing Baldur’s Gate 3

Tar_alcaran ,

Am woman, currently at work, but will continue playing BG3 when I get back home. So this checks out.

kofe ,

Not me. I’m catching up on all of the assassin’s creed before getting the new one

shuzuko ,

hastily closes steam window showing over 250 hours of BG3 played so far

My husband is mad because I’m further in the story than him, lol

SpaceNoodle ,

My wife and I are waiting until marriage until we have some free time this holiday to play it co-op. We’ve had similar problems in the past with games like Warcraft 3, but the amazing coop system in the Borderlands franchise has allowed us to log hundreds (if not thousands) of hours playing together - hoping that BG3 works similarly well enough.

shuzuko ,

The co-op is pretty good, though there are a few tiny frustrations - I can’t automatically use an npc party member’s skills in conversations (like guidance or bardic inspiration) if they’re under my husband’s control instead of mine, for instance. Our problem is that we both want to finish the storyline for ourselves before making storyline decisions in our co-op campaign and I have an entire day off that he doesn’t thanks to working 4 10s instead of 5 8s. So I have to wait for him to push ahead in his campaign before we can play ours, but I can just play mine at my leisure, lol.

activ8r ,

Generally held by who? Because it’s not the general public.
Seems like it’s just you at the moment.

bob_wiley ,
@bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

I guess… maybe I just know a bunch of really motivated women. None of them spend time one sites like this, They do shit.

kayrae_42 ,

The fact you think motivation, caring for you family, and having social media are mutually exclusive says a lot about you. If you think women on Reddit, lemmy, whatever social media are unmotivated because they don’t knit hats and care for children or whatever you define as womanhood you might need to reflect on what you think womanhood is outside of your personal experiences with the women in your social bubble.

Women might use Reddit or lemmy or a number of social media sites to find a social group to connect with that they don’t have in their immediate area, just like men do. They are normal people who don’t have to adhere to whatever gender ideologies society wants to ascribe to them. Also spending time on sites like this can just be an hour in the morning or evening not an entire life so you might never see them do it.

shuzuko ,

Joke’s on him, I’m totally unmotivated and I knit(well, crochet) hats. In fact, I craft to avoid responsibilities, lol

cashews_best_nut ,

Excuse me?! Being on Lemmy is “doing shit”. VERY important shit. I have shit to read and memes to laugh at. There is nothing more important in life.

wombatula ,

Pretty big self report there lmao.

Darkhoof ,
@Darkhoof@lemmy.world avatar

I choose to believe your post is finely crafted satire.

Tar_alcaran ,

Finely?

wombatula ,

Every woman I know is making scrapbooks, knitting her own hats and some more for others, taking care of some kids

Wow… there’s a lot to unpack here… have you ever met a woman before?

bob_wiley ,
@bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

I have. The most recent woman I saw was my sister, who does literally all the things I mentioned, and has probably never been on reddit. She might not even know what it is.

wombatula ,

Oh cool she definitely represents the entire female population of the world. Maybe you should go try and meet a second or even third woman (not including your mother), it might give you a broader perspective.

bob_wiley ,
@bob_wiley@lemmy.world avatar

I wasn’t aware you wanted a list of everyone woman I’ve ever met. I’m not going to provide that, as it’s insane. That’s why I simply mentioned just the most recent. I also didn’t say anything about the entire female population in the world, that’s a bunch of spin you made up in your head. Stop being so sensitive and trying to make things out to be worse than they are. I don’t know you, nor was I thinking about you when I made the post; you don’t need to take it personally.

Texas_Hangover ,

Is your sister even real bro?

wombatula ,

You really are confused, I never asked for a list, and didn’t take this personally in any way.

I just think you have some weird misogynistic views of what a woman is, and what their interests are.

teuast ,

my sister frequently sends me reddit memes and tried for years to get me to play league of legends

kofe ,

This comment is so sad lmao. Let me introduce you to this awesome idea, and I ask that you please read it in the SpongeBob voice for “imagination”: anecdotes aren’t evidence

SCB ,

Your sister sounds kinda boring ngl

Kase ,

bro’s only example of women who don’t use reddit is a woman he assumes doesn’t use reddit

someacnt ,

I did not meet women in person, but I heard lots of them just hang out on instagram, posting their best moments online. Ofc similar for some good-looking men as well. That’s why I assume most people here are either men or lgbtq+.

wombatula ,

So anyone on a website other than instagram is an ugly man or a lesbian…

…man the hot takes just keep coming don’t they?

someacnt ,

Huh, I never said ugly. Do not put words in my mouth.

wombatula ,

good-looking men as well

What’s the opposite of good-looking? I swear context is impossible for most people on the internet.

someacnt ,

Average-looking men, obviously.

wombatula ,

You don’t understand what words mean, do you?

someacnt ,

Huh?

rwhitisissle ,

I’m almost guaranteeing that the person you are replying to is making a joke, because of how ludicrous it sounds. “I did not meet women in person, but I heard lots of them just hang out on instagram” implies that the commenter has literally never met a woman in their entire life and only knows about them via a website that they’ve never even been to themselves, as the information about them being on instagram is itself second hand. Like, it literally makes women sound like cryptids.

Syrc ,

But like, how is a human being possible without penis and balls? Where does the pee come from? Where do they store it?

I don’t know man, seems a bit too surreal to me.

wombatula ,

Go look at their reply (or post history) then tell me that.

idiomaddict , (edited )

I’m a woman. My most frequently practiced hobbies are watching my fiancé cook, playing with my cat, dicking around on the internet, and playing word games. Because hobbies are to relax and I’m working and getting a Masters. When I had more time, I also danced a bunch and played Pokémon go.

The things the women in your life are doing, are providing services for the people around them, through food, knitted goods, and photo albums. Women also want a break, but we don’t get one if no one in our lives gives us one.

Six years ago, my terrible ex would have said that I loved reading organizational blogs and baking, but that’s because he was a slob whose family had weekly parties that I was expected to bake for. Maybe all the women in your life are stepford bots, but maybe you should try learning to knit or cook with some of them, and see if they branch out or just need some help.

Edit: grammar

cashews_best_nut ,

I learnt cross stitch off me mum as a lad.

DoomsdaySprocket ,

TL:DR for the folks at home:

“The things the women in your life are doing, is providing service for the people around them….”

“Women also want a break, but we don’t get one if no one in our lives gives us one. [note: or if we take it, with all the risks that may or may not entail.]

No, it’s not just women; yes, it often is women due to social factors.

idiomaddict ,

I completely overlooked the mistake until now, it should be: “are providing services for the people around them…”

DoomsdaySprocket ,

I got what you mean, I was just agreeing with you, I don’t correct anyone until at least 2 hours after getting out of bed anyway.

bandario ,
@bandario@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Sorry about the grainy, difficult to read image. I am on mobile and couldn’t find a better version right now.

I think you might have misunderstood one of the primary internet rules “There are no girls on the internet.”

If you squint, you’ll work it out.

i.imgur.io/f2rLQ_d.webp?maxwidth=640&shape=th…

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

When I have time to kill I dick around online and usually ignore anything else I could do. Every woman I know is making scrapbooks, knitting her own hats and some more for others, taking care of some kids, building and maintaining relationships with people in the real world, cooking amazing food just because they want it, getting involved in the community, working some extra side jobs, and generally doing stuff to make their world and the world around them better.

Are there any women you know who aren’t housewives?

PsychedSy ,

If kids means dogs this is my mom. She’s retired and I’m her roommate. It’s kinda nice.

I_Clean_Here ,

Nice neckbeard energy you got there. Especially how you tried to double down and all. My lady’ing the shit out of this.

Blapoo ,

I don’t understand why men are even on here. Every man I know is so busy chopping down trees, wrestling bears and building log cabins. How does anyone on here even find the time!?

Are you all even real!?!?

PsychedSy ,

Whoah. I spend time drinking alcohol straight from the bottle, too.

ShaggySnacks ,

*Looks at red plaid shirt,**Looks at wood cutters axe,*Touches beard.

I feel so singled out.

Edit: Commas are our friend.

jaybone ,

Hold my bear, I’m typing a reply.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a woman and I do knit and bake as a hobby, I also 3d print and design, do some robotics and I’m a cybersecurity professional. I have joined and participate in online communities for all of those TBF the crochet community in Reddit is one of the most awesome and welcoming i have ever seen.

jaybone ,

If they are so busy with all of that, who is going to do the dishes?

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Skill issue

Afghaniscran ,
Land_Strider ,

Excellent gif from and excellent animated movie.

MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

… OK, first time I’ve ever got this reaction for something I thought that was pretty obvious.

Afghaniscran ,

It is, I didn’t mean any harm, I was just playing into a joke.

MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

It’s all good!

kamenlady ,
@kamenlady@lemmy.world avatar

It’s all good!

It’s all good man!

would sound just like

Saul goodman!

Making an account named Margot Robbie? Classic Kim Wexler! Gotcha!

Mr_Dr_Oink , in Seen in my language, immediately felt the urge to find the English equivalent.

What does it look like in your language?

DieguiTux8623 OP ,
  • “vive in un’altra nazione.”
  • “quale nazione?”
  • “la mia immagi-nazione”
registrert ,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

I ran that through one of the Italian bots on www.naturalreaders.com/online/ and I don’t understand why I found it so funny.

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