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negativenull , in You're in the right place
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kinsnik ,

for when you want to rock a Jesus’ cosplay?

partial_accumen , (edited )

Patron: Excuse me, what aisle could I find content on ‘god’s fury’?

Worker: That would be aisle 6.

Patron: oh, excuse me. I misspoke. What aisle could I find content on ‘furry gods’?

Worker: Oh, no worries! That would be aisle 8.

2ugly2live , in Galaxy S10 til the wheels come off
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My phone would drop and just detach from the phone jack and still fall, sometimes ruining the headphones in the process. My phone has a case and takes a fall better than my headphones. But it’s also older (Samsung note 8), so there’s that

ZombiFrancis , in Thanks, Apple

Fewer turns? I am almost positive there are two sections of switchbacks across two mountain passes in that ‘alternate’ route.

boonhet ,

Turns as in intersections where you need to turn I guess.

Shyfer , in I don't get how people can become depressed, when we live in the century of Fentanyl, easy access to alcohol and amusement arcades.

Sounds expensive lol

cows_are_underrated OP ,

Depends on the drug.

eezeebee , in all these lovers and their quirks
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God I wish that were me

Diabolo96 , in Lake a contemporary poet said

I leave lemmy for a few days and see hawk tuah everywhere. Is this the new beans posting/jeans posting? Wtf does it it mean.

simplejack ,
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A TikTok video went viral and some people just learned that spit can be used as lube.

amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/hawk-tuah-girl

Diabolo96 ,

Uhhh…wtf is wrong with internet?!? Anyway, thanks for the info.

SandbagTiara2816 ,

The internet is such a strange place

levi ,

https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/hawk-tuah-girl

Diabolo96 ,

Thanks.

ummthatguy , in high caliber content
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Pixlbabble , in Ironing

A proper hand held steamer all day.

TheFonz ,

Ok, can we talk about the hand held steamer for a hot second? I got convinced into getting one. Now, can you explain how we do:

  1. The collar
  2. The seam along the buttons

Because it doesn’t seem to do much for either

Thanks

nickwitha_k ,

Yeah… I’m pretty sure you need an iron for those. A decent iron can probably do everything that a hand steamer can so, might as well just go with a nice iron.

dutchkimble ,

We don’t talk about those 2 problems

Hugin , in Looks like something straight from Warhammer 40K

40K does loves to grab imagery from old christian imagery for the Imperium.

psmgx ,

Or Dune. Or Morecock. Or basically anything.

Hugin ,

Yeah 40k puts anything cool in the blender. Then slaps some psudolatin on it and says I own this.

Lizardking27 , in Ironing

OP casually admitting his clothes look like shit, or he dresses like a toddler.

I’m sure once you graduate high school you’ll find opportunities to use a clothes iron, in the meantime stop pretending you’re a millennial.

ComfortableRaspberry ,

Millennial here, graduated highschool nearly 20 years ago. Still not ironing or owning an iron. If you hang your clothes up to dry and do it properly, you don’t need to iron them.

Lizardking27 ,

Keep telling yourself that, wrinkles.

joenforcer ,

Bro has never owned a piece of clothing made of linen in his life.

smiletolerantly ,

“Leinen knittern edel” - German saying for “Linen crinkles look good”

Lizardking27 ,

Or anything other than cotton-poly tshirts from target.

You can really tell who in this thread has never had to dress professionally or formally.

Track_Shovel OP ,

lulz.

I probably have socks older than you.

Lizardking27 ,

So your clothes are wrinkled and old? Yikes.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Just like my scrotum

papertowels ,

I guess my clothes look like shit, or I dress like a toddler.

The great thing about being an adult is I don’t have to give a fuck what others think about me.

samus12345 , in Take a Load Off
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Iloveyurianime , in Looks like something straight from Warhammer 40K

Imagine that place being abandoned and a explorer accidently shining light on that skull…

HEXN3T , (edited ) in I Might Have Ordered the Wrong Sandwich
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HEXN3T ,
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Okay how in the blazes do you embed a GIF

easydnesto , in I don't know about those shorts, either.

Is that real life Bane from Harley Quinn?

octopus_ink , in Eat the rich?

But those 8 men deserve it! /s

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