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PunnyName , in Brutal

Ew

Belzebubulubu ,
@Belzebubulubu@mujico.org avatar

When I was in high school, someone said to my crush at the time “You and (me) would make a nice couple” (We were in the same friend group). And then, in front of me she just said “Ew, disgusting”.

I wasn’t the same after that.

PunnyName ,

My own life example is a “no”, but the timing was what made it terrible.

She said “no” BEFORE I asked (I was hyping myself up on a public manner). Shattered me.

unexposedhazard , in Brutal

Thats almost nice, im sure she can say much worse things :)

DancingIsForbidden ,
@DancingIsForbidden@lemmy.world avatar

“Actually, I have a penis”

Diprount_Tomato , in Sussy baka pol pot
@Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world avatar

This post is western propaganda. She doesn’t have glasses

Imgonnatrythis , in well duh.

The little shit needed to hear this sooner or later. It’s crazy how many people still feel like it is.

SwellowTheSun , in Maybe AI won't be taking all of our jobs after all?
@SwellowTheSun@mander.xyz avatar

Is it a fucking Waitress reference

MooseBoys , in Let lemmyshitpost decide...

Wait, you’re telling me poop screams aren’t normal?

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

That’s just Tuesday for my cat

ricdeh , in Praise Cheeses
@ricdeh@lemmy.world avatar

Those prices are wild lol. One of them must even be selling at a loss for 0000!

balderdash9 , in Sussy baka pol pot

I don’t think yal actually like shitposts lol. I laughed OP

ignotum ,

People when someone posts shitpost on the shitpost community

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/83e522b3-8bb1-47ed-b01e-796c905d3fb8.jpeg

jarfil , in Praise Cheeses

I’ll have some of the one for 0000.

cocobean ,

Haven’t you seen SpongeBob? Free cheese is how you get hooked

zepheriths , in Sussy baka pol pot

Wtf does this even mean

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Anime girl wants chicken nuggets but little does she realise that the person she is demanding chicken nuggets from is the infamous Cambodian dictator Pol Pot.

Johanno ,

Infamous here means unfamous?

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted ,
@EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Infamous, annoyingly, means “famous but for a reason (or reasons) widely considered to be bad.”

ikiru ,

I found this explanation way more hilarious than the meme itself.

frezik , in Praise Cheeses

Extra funny when you know that the real Nazareth was a tiny village nobody gave a shit about at the time. There’s even a bit in the gospels were people wonder if anything good comes from Nazareth.

robocall , in well duh.
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Wake up? More like woke up!

jarfil ,

He’s now.

raichu , in Crazy? I Was Crazy Once. They Locked Me In A Room. A Rubber Room. A Rubber Room With Rats. And Rats Make Me Crazy.
@raichu@hachyderm.io avatar

but I'm a rat ;w;

balderdash9 , in Survival instincts

But they both stopped hiding lol

NakariLexfortaine ,

Sometimes, someone does something so damned stupid it becomes infectious. You don’t even realize you’ve caught it until it’s too late.

Cfords , in Survival instincts
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Lol very funny

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