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Hazdaz , in What is wrong with some of you?

I think we first have to introduce some parts of the western half of the country with this term called “rain”.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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You keep that devilry to yourself

Hazdaz ,

Gladly!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , in Nothing says "I'm an accountant" like a big ass ute.
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I don’t know your tax laws, sorry. Ours say “my balls are attached to the bumper”

LordOfTheChia , in I love d

For those that want the source and confirmation:

spoilerIt originated from a satire website: World News Daily Report ::: ::: spoiler spoiler leadstories.com/…/fake-news-fbi-raid-at-nsa-emplo…

atocci ,
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Thank you haha I was gonna say there's no way it works like that

4am ,

Article by “Hasan”

Her first name is “Hillary”

Her last name is “Wang”

Obvious parody.

The NSA does have all the pictures from your phone and probably your PC as well, though. And you’d be naive to think they can’t search by object, because I can do that shit on Amazon Photos. They don’t have a “dick” filter but how hard (giggity) would it be to make one? Just buy Chatroulette’s ML model for a start.

jdf038 ,

Hot dog or not hot dog?

quicksand ,

Goddammit Jin Yang

Ubermeisters ,

Not seeing how that first name is anything other than generic placeholder first name?

4am ,

Hillary Clinton, in a story about American intelligence agencies

Pelicanen ,

How do you know they don’t have a dick filter?

bigdog_00 ,

Set up NextCloud, sync your photos to your own NextCloud server, and you’re good to go. The crazy thing is it’s becoming trivial for even a non-technical user to set everything up. Tail scale means there is no reason to put forward if you are just using it for personal use, and you literally just have to log into tail scale with your Google account on the server and your phone. You can run next cloud in a virtual machine with virtualBox, and that’s literally it. You don’t have to deal with updating, being stuck in PHP or dependency hell, none of that. Seriously, we are at such a crazy time in history where you can set up your own cloud infrastructure with an hour of work for even an non-technical user, and stop paying for iCloud photos or Google photos storage each month. It saves you money and improves your privacy

KazuyaDarklight , in We lack.
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This is my wife every time we go to the store.

afraid_of_zombies , in How could we have let this happen?

I have always wanted to go visit original, or Classic York.

PrinceFidget ,

Vanilla York

Definitely worth a visit if you’re in the UK, great place for a spot of Afternoon Tea.

Klear ,

It used to be called Amsterdam.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Why did they change it?

ripcord ,
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Not Constantinople

notst , in We lack.
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Cracka lackin’ by Jen Mackin.

Swedneck , in We lack.
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Full packing
Mo’ stacking
Acting a fool when I teach
Welcome to the world of the Plastic Beach, yeah
Welcome to the world of the Plastic Beach

Akasazh , in I love d
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That’s a high number, Wang.

PixellatedDave ,

It was the comma in your sentence which made me snort. That’s a very funny comma.

Akasazh ,
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I was going for a Mitchell and Webb reference (youtu.be/0obMRztklqU), but I’m glad I dabbed into that comma comedy here.

PipedLinkBot ,

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themeatbridge ,

Piped is currently not functioning, FYI.

jcg ,

And strangely that is NOT numberwang!

Akasazh ,
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IKR not even Wanganum, am I even trying?

Blyfh , in The what now?

it gets even better when Jeany reads it: youtu.be/08mUpBKLMFk

PipedLinkBot ,

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Blyfh ,

Good bot.

Arthur_Leywin ,

Good human.

whispering_depths , in I love d

fake article from 2018 btw

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  • whispering_depths ,

    haha u got me 😜

    duckington , in A crow or a cat?

    I hate the stupid Skyrim banners on these memes 💀

    LinkOpensChest_wav ,
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    I can never decide if they’re intentionally a comedy necrophelia bit, or if the creator actually thinks they add something, but I try to give them the benefit of the doubt

    MrJameGumb , in The what now?
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    Want to learn more? Here’s everything you need to know about the elusive dongfish!

    ShadedCosmos ,
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    Noooooooo

    rockerface ,

    Reality is often disappointing

    VikingHippie ,

    That’s gonna be my epitaph: “In reality, often disappointing”

    Klear ,

    Unfortunatley that’s not going to be your epitapth. You know why.

    VikingHippie ,

    Oh shit, they found out?? flees the country

    CaptainFlintlockFinn ,

    Totally thought I was going to get Rick rolled

    ivanafterall ,
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    It's so much worse. We got truth rolled. :(

    Facelikeapotato OP ,
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    Aww, what a shame. At least Bum Farto was a real person, even if Bum was a nickname.

    NotNKVD ,
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    FlyingSquid ,
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    Yeah, that’s what I thought. Way too good to be true.

    Shelbyeileen , in Chonkasaurus
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    I love stuff like this. Here are some real dinosaur/extinct creature names!

    • Sauroniops: Literally means Eye of Sauron
    • Dracorex Hogwartsia: Dragon King of Hogwarts
    • Thanos Simonattoi: after Thanos
    • Irritator Challengeri: he was hard to dig up and scientists were angry
    • Gasosaurus: discovered while a gas company was being built.
    • Gojirasaurus: self explanatory
    • Attenborosaurus: plesiosaurus named after David Attenborough.
    • Crichtonosaurus: similar to an ankylo and named after author of Jurassic Park
    • Bambiraptor sounds cute, and it’s named after the deer (because it was deer sized), but it was a fierce and deadly creature.

    There’s so many more; I could nerd out forever. I miss when I was a little girl, and people would actually talk to me about dinosaurs…

    Sklrtle ,

    No please keep going

    Facelikeapotato OP ,
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    I haven’t heard of any of these and they are fantastic! Thank you for sharing.

    Mouselemming ,

    I feel excited because almost all of these are new to me.

    I love learning these kinds of new things that I won’t use daily and get bored, they’ll stay bright and shiny in a corner of my brain.

    WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

    Fortunately, “Dracorex Hogwartsia” turned out to just be a juvenile Pachycephalosaurus, not a new species.

    sheogorath ,

    Here’s hoping one of the scientists would be batshit crazy enough to name a new species Biggus Dickus.

    amanaftermidnight ,

    I have a fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.

    SILENCE!

    ALostInquirer ,

    Gojirasaurus: self explanatory

    Have they exposed them to radiation in an attempt to resurrect them yet?

    aircooledJenkins , in gotdamn

    I couldn’t buy my own house today. I bought in 2010.

    Fosburys_mom , (edited )

    I bought in October 2020 and couldn’t afford it now. I bought with a 15-year mortgage, which I feel unbelievably fortunate to have been able to do. If I was to refinance to a 30-year loan, I’d be paying $500 per month more than I am now, and that’s not accounting for the 25% increase in house value. It’s insane.

    GiddyGap ,

    A lot of people are in that same situation. Golden handcuffs. Can become very problematic if you lose your job and have to move for a new job.

    Fosburys_mom ,

    Totally. I fortunately work in a pretty stable field that is relatively open to remote work so I’m not too worried about being forced to move but I definitely didn’t buy this house with the intention of living in it forever either. I may be stuck here until it’s paid off though. But there are far worse financial situations to be in so I’m grateful to have a job and house and a little place to grow tomatoes. All in all, I have absolutely nothing to complain about.

    GiddyGap ,

    That sounds nice as long as it works out. But the fact is that most people just don’t live in a house for that long. I think the average is something like 7 years. Because, you know, life happens or people simply want to try something else in life. I don’t think I’ve live in any one place more than 3 years as an adult. I quickly get the urge to try something else, both job-wise and location-wise. And then I move, kids and everything. The whole 30-year fixed or 15-year fixed is meaningless to me.

    AngryCommieKender ,

    I bought in 2019, and am in the exact same situation. There’s no fucking way that my house has over doubled in value in 4 fucking years

    dutchkimble ,

    You could give yourself a huge discount you know, don’t be so hard on yourself

    Bagofbuttholes ,

    I was just talking to my father last week about this exact thing. He built his house about 10 years ago and bought the land close to 30 years ago. He was a steel worker so not terrible pay but nothing amazing. That house today would be well over 1mil. No way he could have built it today. And we live pretty close to the middle of nowhere, Indiana. I pray I can buy my brother out one day, at this rate it’s the only chance I have of owning a nice house. Even with a STEM degree I’m looking at maybe 70k salary right now. Which I thought would be awesome when I started college but now that I graduated, I feel like anything under 6 figures will be hard to live a middle class life on. I guess I’m lucky I spent my 20s broke and homeless, I have learned to really stretch a dollar.

    aircooledJenkins ,

    Yep, STEM degree: Mechanical engineering. It’s enough to sustain at this point but I’m not getting ahead at all. Feels like I’m slowly losing.

    hypnotoad , in The what now?

    Those are all perfectly cromulent words

    Facelikeapotato OP ,
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    Sure to embiggen your vocabulary.

    dutchkimble ,

    Crom laughs at your four winds from his mountain!

    Fosheze ,

    FYI. Your account is flagged as a bot. If you aren’t actually a bot then you should go into your account setrings and uncheck the bot account box.

    hypnotoad ,

    Much appreciated

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