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harry315 , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Squirter

hungryphrog , in Already planning for how to survive in jail

This reminds me of how I this summer I went to a store only to discover that they don’t sell the ice cream I wanted to buy, so I just ended up buying some crackers to not feel akward. (but anyway, the crackers were good)

NickwithaC , in Already planning for how to survive in jail
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Those aren’t Kermit’s eyes!

Savvy95 , in We're monsters

It reminds me of that old joke of the 2 scientists studying a fly.

Scientist 1: Fly, fly! Scientist 2: When fly has two wings fly flies 2 feet.

Scientist 1: pulls off one wing and says Fly, Fly! Scientist 2: When fly has 1 wing, fly flies 1 foot

Scientist 1: pulls off the other wing and says, Fly, fly!. Nothing happens Scientist 1 Fly, Fly! Nothing happens Scientist 1 showing frustration> FLY! FLY! Scientist 2: When fly has no wings, fly becomes deaf.

Bad-dum!

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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I like this. First time hearing it.

RootKit ,

That’s good, 'cause the fly can’t.

match , in don't be shy, speak your mind
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I like it it when it goes ba BA ba BA Pa Pa

Extrasvhx9he , in don't be shy, speak your mind

I use my thumb

Mordachai_Shedbacon , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Soaker. gimme that sloppy water

expatriado , in don't be shy, speak your mind

i see them as tools, so whichever better fits the task

bitsplease ,

Fr, you’re only holding yourself back by choosing one setting and sticking to it

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

But then you can’t build your entire personality around this one arbitrary decision.

ArcaneSlime , in We're monsters

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mollusk

FQQD , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Mist or nothing!

Ddhuud , in The pain. The shame.

Last in Mariart

glibg10b , in Third time..

Dutch and Afrikaans: burgeroorlog

NotNKVD ,
@NotNKVD@lemmy.ml avatar

MFW the burgerloo starts

VikingHippie ,

In Danish, that would be burger leave of absence (orlov) 😂

kibiz0r , in 'bout time for some new robes I think

“Omminous” 😐

pico , in don't be shy, speak your mind

Shower for my lil plants! 🌿🌾

DasRubberDuck ,

unite!

iconic_admin ,

Shower team for me too.

Duke_Nukem_1990 , in We're monsters

Humans experimenting on weaker animals has peak fashist vibes.

“bUt iTs oNLy a SnAiL” yeah and before anything happens on humand they will experiment on mammals.

datelmd5sum ,

last step in trials is poor people.

Kolanaki ,
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“Hey guys… Is it fascist to want to learn more about the reality we find ourselves in?”

Wogi ,

There was a period during the Chinese Communist revolution that basically labeled a lot of modern science as capitalist propaganda.

There’s a book series that starts with that event, and is the inciting event that caused a group of scientists to basically invite a hostile race of aliens to earth to wipe out and rebuild society.

I forget the name, it’s by Cixin Liu

Edit: The Three Body Problem is the first book

SCB ,

If anyone stumbles across this, the entire series is amazing and worth your time

WarmSoda ,

I agree. And if you want to listen to great break downs of the series look up Quinn’s Ideas on YouTube.

SCB ,

YES omg that dude is amazing

Femcowboy ,

Call me Hitler but it’s only a snail. If this can erase my dad strangling me or watching someone shoot themself from my brain IDC how many invertebrates die for it.

RobertOwnageJunior ,

Peak human.

Femcowboy ,

I a sapienbrained humancel. You got me.

Duke_Nukem_1990 ,

How many dogs and chimpanzees are you willing to murder for the human trial to fail in phase 2?

Misconduct ,

How many you got?

neshura ,
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This may be tough to hear but some poeple don’t give a shit about animals.

Is that arrogant? Fuck yes. Is it hypocritical? From most people, yes. Is it wrong? Lol no, humanity rules over earth and I really don’t see why we should (potentially) torture our own population in experiments rather than species that largely lack self awareness and often have problems with object permanence.

Animals are animals and unless one of them writes me an essay about how all of this is wrong in its own language I won’t change my mind on that. The only species coming even remotely close to us in intellect and mind are dolphins and octopi, neither of which are commonly used for animal trials of anything except puzzles.

Femcowboy ,

Dogs? We have a limitless supply, go nuts scientists. Chimps eh let’s say less than 30, the lower the amount of chimps that die the better but at the end of the day, traumatic experiences vastly reduce quality of life for people, so if chimps gotta die, they gotta die.

WarmSoda ,

Would you prefer all medicines and other technologies skip trials and go straight to the counter?

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