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Gork , in Chonkasaurus

👉’Attasaurus, Rex 👉

🦖🦖🦖

c0mbatbag3l , in I love d
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Hope you liked it.

Spudwart , in People right now to LMG...

The tragedy of every YouTube channel

They either fade into obscurity or blow up in a disasterous blaze of drama and controversy.

How hard is it to just not be an asshole?

PilferJynx Bot ,

Have you met people? It just takes one toxic person to plummet the morale and forever change the social environment. It takes a willingness from all members to foster a healthy community. It’s fragile and takes effort.

original_ish_name ,

You joined 2 months ago, this is your first comment, and you say you’re a bot account?

PilferJynx Bot ,

Huh, it’s my alternate to my .world account.

original_ish_name ,

Sorry for the accusations. Why is your account marked as a bot?

PilferJynx Bot ,

I honestly have no idea. I didn’t even know until you mentioned it.

suckaduck ,
@suckaduck@feddit.nl avatar

Whoaa this one appears sentient

Rentlar ,

It’s a lemmynsfw account, so I’m fairly confident they would be engaged in other “activity” than commenting when using that account. Unlikely to be a bot.

jimmydoreisalefty OP ,

The damn truth.

We can still wait and see if they get better or worse.

https://lemmus.org/pictrs/image/248bacc9-0283-49bc-843d-f96946433a1e.webp

phoneymouse ,

And in the explosion, new YouTuber starlets are born as they comment on the drama and call out the megastar’s wrongdoing. It’s the ciiiircle of YouTube.

SomeBoyo ,

At least they didn’t go the pedo route

Buddahriffic ,

You never know where this is going to end up.

Maybe the next headline will be “State of Georgia indicts Linus Sebastian for his role in Trump election fraud.”

Or maybe Obi Wan will show up to see if we know where he is and inform us that Linus killed the younglings.

Or maybe it will turn out that Linus never existed in the first place and LMG has just been a series of deepfakes created by Steve from GN but he’s tired of it and this is how he’s winding it down.

SomeBoyo ,

My god

YeetPics ,
@YeetPics@mander.xyz avatar

How hard is it to just not be an asshole?

For humans? Impossible.

Morcyphr , in gotdamn

Must be a shitty lawyer. Go back to serving.

NathanielThomas ,

Becoming a waitress, the murican dream

Morcyphr ,

Becoming a waitress, the murican dream

…hoping you don’t miss a paycheck and get evicted ending up in a tent on the side of the interstate surrounded by fentynol/meth heads

rockerface , in Chonkasaurus

I think it’s less that biologists stopped using Latin and more that we’re running out of Latin

NakariLexfortaine ,

Well then, invent more.

People keep saying it’s a dead language, but I keep seeing it around. Sounds more like a goddamn lazy language to me!

Custoslibera ,

Agreed, Latin needs to start pulling on its bootstraps!

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

language war intensifies

oo1 ,

i think they do.
lots of the newer "scientific" names for stuff are made up latin sounding words.

scarrtt ,

Not to ruin the moment here or anything but this is the first properly funny comment I’ve seen on Lemmy. I used to spend most of my time on Reddit just hunting around for funny comments so I feel like the transition is now complete, so thanks

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

When they come up with names like ‘Tachymenoides Harrisonfordi’ for a snake that was discovered last year, I think they’ll be fine for a while.

7u5k3n , in Chonkasaurus

Dino McDinoFace

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

Would you like some fries with your McDino?

bobs_monkey ,

Nah but I’ll get some fries that go with that shake

blanketswithsmallpox ,
@blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social avatar

FBL, for Fucking Big Lizard.

WtfEvenIsExistence , in My good buddy jack daniels

Real talk:

People say “have someone care about you” as in a significant other or a close friend, but I don’t even have blood relatives that care. Life is so sad.

“Blood is thicker than water” my ass

nobody in the world cares, not even parents.

newIdentity ,

Blood is thicker than beer

Still , in Worst assure sauce
@Still@programming.dev avatar

wus ter sure sauce, not sure why people struggle so much with it

Psythik ,

It’s pronounced Wor-chester-shier sauce in my head canon and no one will convince me otherwise.

Jay ,

Right?

Just read it and remember the r, c, e, s, h, i, r and e are silent. What’s so hard to understand?

Rinox ,

Probably cause it’s pronounced nothing like it’s spelled

Still ,
@Still@programming.dev avatar

it’s literally Worcester shire sauce like those 3 words are just pronounced normally

GrammatonCleric , in My good buddy jack daniels
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Bottle of percs 🤤

GreenMario , in Worst assure sauce

War-chester-shire

My mom called it Wor-shi-sheer sauce.

Britain, you invented the damn language, fix it.

KingJalopy , in My good buddy jack daniels
PipedLinkBot ,

Here is an alternative Piped link(s): piped.video/XIGkDiRZKMQ

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

I’m open-source, check me out at GitHub.

itsgroundhogdayagain , in Worst assure sauce

what’s-this-here-sauce?

ZagnutInSpace , in What is wrong with some of you?

I’ve decided I hate the domestic violence one. One I heard a while back is “a monkey’s wedding” and that has a much better mental image.

emmeram , in What is wrong with some of you?

It’s always been, “The devil is getting married,” for me.

froghorse , in gotdamn

If everybody suddenly becomes poor then we call it a Depression or a Recession or something like that.

If everything suddenly becomes expensive then that has the same effect.

Is that what’s going on here? Are we experiencing one of those second things? A “sneaky depression”?

Blamemeta ,

The Biden admin literally redefined recession. If we used the same definition, we’d be in the worst recession since 2008.

Catasaur ,
@Catasaur@lemmy.catasaur.xyz avatar

Source?

ZodiacSF1969 ,
unityinsomnia ,
Catasaur ,
@Catasaur@lemmy.catasaur.xyz avatar

Interesting, thanks for the link - at the very least, things are trending upwards so fingers crossed we are through the worst of it for the time being. Which is probably 8-10 years, it is cyclical.

This is aimed at the person i originally responded to. General thoughts about about political agendas couched in loaded language below. Nothing is apolitical, and everyone has an agenda. The key is to figure out what it is.


“Worst recession since 2008” is one of those phrases that sounds almost like the economy is just as bad as 2008, but actually doesn’t mean much of anything.

For demonstrative purposes I’ll use some arbitrary numbers here.

If we rated the 2008 recession at an 10/10 on the badness scale, rated any recession between 2009-2022 as a 2/10 at the most, and rated the current recession we’re in at say, a 4 - I could say that this is the worst recession since 2008, and it would not be untruthful.

Language is deceptive.

ponfriend , (edited )

No, we wouldn’t be, Mr. Negative Karma Throwaway. A recession is two consecutive quarters of negative GDP growth. The US had exactly two in Q1 2022 and Q2 2022 before going back to positive growth. The US had a much larger recession in Q1 and Q2 2020 before a big recovery in Q3 2020. statista.com/…/percent-change-from-preceding-peri…

Blamemeta ,

You still care about karma?

froghorse ,

I actually didn’t know that I’m at negative karma. Can’t find it in this app.

How does my personal summed karma score bear in lemmyland?

Blamemeta ,

I don’t know either

froghorse ,

If my point really isn’t crystal clear

The prices going up has the same effect on my power to buy stuff as everybody’s income going down.

GiddyGap ,

Please retake Economics 101.

MrFagtron9000 ,

Housing is the thing most exploding in cost.

About half the population already owns a home so they’re immune to this problem.

The other half is just moving to shittier and shittier conditions and living with roommates and family members.

Plus this is a very regional problem. Housing in shithole flyover places is still somewhat affordable.

If everything went up five times in price over the last 20 years then it might be a better argument for saying we’re in a depression.

froghorse ,

Speaking as a fellow who lives in “shithole flyover” (and is darn glad for it) my electric bill has recently tripled and food has doubled. That’s big.

(We refer to the big cities as “insane anthills of filth” btw)

RegularGoose ,

About half the population already owns a home so they’re immune to this problem.

Don’t forget, many of those people won’t be alive much longer, and many of their houses will not be passed on to family, but sold off to pay off debts owed by their estates, and will end up as more overpriced rental properties.

TropicalDingdong ,

A “sneaky depression”?

Shy depression.

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