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aeronmelon , in pillow :33

Any bigger, and that phone is going to float away.

JohnDClay , in pillow :33
pelletbucket , in pillow :33

the phone that I run my business out of started doing this. I could turn it on for 60 seconds at a time to offload my data and it would start ballooning and I would have to turn it back off once it reached a certain size. I left it outside to do the factory reset

drove it over to my local transfer station to make sure i didn’t light my garbage men on fire.

Nikki , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

sir this is a wendys

STRIKINGdebate2 OP ,
@STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world avatar

Not anymore if we let the woke left win. The motherfuckers will force me to wear the cat ears and eat grass. If the woke left wins all restaurants will be closed and replaced with plots of land where we can graze on for a allotted amount of time.

Nikki ,
@Nikki@lemmy.world avatar

what thehell are you on

cannibalkitteh ,

Look, we’ve been over this… You don’t have to wear the cat ears. Bunny ears are also acceptable.

henfredemars , in pillow :33

Spicy

postmateDumbass , in Sitting and shitting on my high horse

Do not buy saddles from this person.

gamermanh , in This is ground control to Major Dumb...
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I work in propane and have since late 2015. Used to work in the yard refilling, re-valving, painting, etc. these cylinders and tanks.

One of those things I did was empty (purge) the tanks before I pulled the valves out. Normally you do this by hooking them to a burn tower that pulls the fuel out and burns it away like 15 feet above everyone’s head. My company didn’t have permission from the city for they do we set up a tower anyway and just let the fuel pour out of it. You can imagine how… Fucking stupid that was?

Many times (I literally cannot count) people walked out with lit cigarettes and I was ready to die.

There’s also the time my safety manager lit his flip flop on fire and kicked it over the propane dispenser WHILE IT WAS ON FIRE

Also: never swap your propane tanks at one of these cage services. Many of them will aim to give you a close to, or fully out of date tank so you cannot get them filled at a normal fill spot. They’re also insanely expensive. If the swap out is $25 for a 5-gallon tank then you’d need to be spending $5/gallon at the dispenser for it to be even close in price, and if your propane dispenser is selling it to you for that or more then you’re being fucked

Track_Shovel OP ,

Holy

Fucking

Shit

That’s a wild story it just kept getting worse

gamermanh ,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Oh there’s more like it, too, lol. Like the time a tank WASNT actually empty and I popped the valve off (I had done everything to bleed it off, the bleeder was stuck full of bug gunk I’d later find out). I was deaf for 5 minutes, the valve landed 1 building over, luckily didn’t hit anyone/anything.

Then there’s the time the cigarette guy climbed up the back of a fuel truck and popped the tank and looked in. He had a cig in his mouth, lit, and thought it was a diesel truck. It was a gas one. Had it been more empty (this fumes) he’d likely have blown his stupid ass up. Instead, he jumped off and twisted his ankle. I unironically hate that man with a passion for many, many reasons.

Or the time my co-worker was doing knife work and just stabbed himself in the gut. That one’s a classic: overconfidence in cutting TOWARDS one’s self.

Ooh, ooh, a good one: trimming trees with a chainsaw while on a pallet on a forklift 20ft in the air, held on by a rope tied around your WAIST. That was also the safety manager lol

Track_Shovel OP ,

Let me be clear: I’ve worked for chickenshit outfits like this before, where safety was an afterthought, so I can appreciate and relate to these stories.

That said, these all take the cake. Like I have seen and done some really sketchy shit, and these all top most of my stories.

I used to work 16+ hour days, stand in a dump trailer (confined space sort of), in the dark, and have a tractor lift 1 tonne bags of pellets into the trailer, open them (working under a suspended load), and dump the contents at my feet. The bags sometimes ripped from their hooks on the tractor and would come down fast.

Shou ,

Holy shit dude… the flip flop of fire story. How did that nutcase become a manager? Let alone a safety manager?

gamermanh ,
@gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Funny enough he really was the safest and smartest guy on the team, the burning flip flop was someone else’s fault lol

They’d poured some unknown diesel on the ground and held a lighter to it (testing if it was tainted with gasoline, it’ll burn if so) and apparently it was VERY gasoline mixed. Idiot grabs a WATER HOSE to spray it so safety manager, who’s on lunch and pulling into the yard jumps out of his truck and stomps on the fire to put it out. Just as the first guy sprays the water.

The fire skitters and lights the flip flop on fire, which safety manager kicks off without a thought because it was ON FUCKING FIRE, he just happened to arc it perfectly over the 500g dispenser tank. Another coworker ran over from “off camera” and doused it like 5 seconds after that, it was truly a comedy.

If safety manager was around then all of us yardies were in our steel toes, Anti-Flame gear, and wearing a mask and glasses if the work called for it. He was in the office 90% of the time dealing with bullshit though so we 3 idiots and an actually autistic guy that was so bad he needed supervision just to live (yeah they let him work around EXPLOSIVES) regularly did shit that would have gotten us shut the fuck down, and rightfully so. Gotta eat, though, so…

Ragdoll_X , (edited ) in Sitting and shitting on my high horse
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

This just screams “Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow” even though apparently it doesn’t actually have anything to do with him lol

And I was really suspicious that this was AI-generated but apparently it’s real? /shrug

Edit: no it ain’t lol

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a4d601d4-0623-40be-9310-6e9ce3f9ab1f.png

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/7a0d3933-1904-41ee-9d66-984109362462.png

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/a7b8329d-7417-4915-8e60-0e9ac3e16b22.png

Killer57 ,

I’m honestly not surprised it’s real, I’ve seen weirder in real life. This just in, Rich people buy weird shit. More at 11:00!

balsoft ,

Upon further inspection, it’s almost definitely AI. Look at the better-quality original: in.pinterest.com/pin/937874691150982659/

In particular, note the nonsensical reflection in the mirror (which is inexplicably placed on the floor?), weird toilet paper roll, and half-unicorn horn half-third ear thing sticking out from the head.

And if you check out that Pinterest account, it’s full of AI-generated crap too.

Which mostly just demonstrates how good the AI has become, to the point where if you scale down the image somewhat, it fools humans and AI detectors alike.

Ragdoll_X ,
@Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world avatar

lmao no wonder something looked so off to me, the HD verision makes it even clearer that it’s AI-generated, even more so considering the website it came from.

Interestingly enough even the larger image on the original website fooled most of the AI image detectors, with only one of them (isitai.com) just barely saying that the image is probably AI-generated, while all the others said with >90% confidence that it wasn’t.

I can only speculate that all of these detectors are outdated and were trained with older AI-generated images that were easier to detect.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/94afbd80-4b9c-4caa-b0f0-dc832aff5990.png

Fandangalo ,

Which came first? The AI image could be a bad render of the original picture with low quality.

There’s issues with models pushing back source material with minor modifications, which suggest they were trained on some copyrighted material. It seems like it could be the case here. Or, as you suggest, it’s a lowering of the AI quality to add a more realistic appearance.

12ft.io/nytimes.com/…/ai-image-generators-openai-microsof…

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

short version: AI detectors are snake oil garbage.

not_that_guy05 , in Woke liberals are trying to cancel Jesus because the wood he was crucified on was not vegan wood.

Lol motherfuckers playing the victim, the prosecuted, and the weak when no one cares besides wanting equality. Oh and also stop molesting children you fuckin perves in white gowns.

Touching children ain’t very Jesus like.

Rustmilian , (edited )
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t disagree with you whatsoever…
I’d however like to also mention that people like “veganteacher” need to stop equating feeding your child some steak to rape…

Raxiel , in Babe wake up, new VLC update just dropped

What’s the risk of back doors?

saigot ,

Pretty much entirely blocked, but it makes setting it up a little painful, but pleasurable if you’re into it and have experience.

EnderMB , in Pigs in a blanket for the lazy

Pigs in Blankets are this (pork sausage wrapped in bacon):

https://www.kitchensanctuary.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/Honey-Glazed-Pigs-in-Blankets-square-FS-8365.jpg

What you’re describing is a sausage roll (pork sausage wrapped in pastry):

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/0f/John_Campbell%27s_Irish_Bakery_Sausage_Roll_%2834278149014%29.jpg

I’m all for American versions of things, but please get these staples of British cuisine right.

unlimited_mana90 ,

And the one in the photo is a beef wellington.

tigeruppercut ,

Are the UK pigs are always wrapped in bacon? In the states the “blanket” is far more commonly some sort of bread, like puff pastry.

EnderMB , (edited )

The states are wrong. That’s a sausage roll, and it’s been a sausage roll for decades. The whole “pig in a blanket” thing is a new thing from people that basically reinvented the sausage roll and didn’t have the sense to check if it already existed.

I’m not exaggerating when I say that wars were started over less, and Australia and the UK would probably happily have their finger on the nuclear button if America doesn’t come to its senses and just embrace the correct food names…

Anger aside, I’m absolutely shocked that Greggs hasn’t tried to make its way stateside. Extremely cheap, fast food that’s greasy as fuck, has barely any nutritional value, and so convenient that you can just eat it out of the bag - sounds like an American dream.

aidan ,

Extremely cheap, fast food that’s greasy as fuck, has barely any nutritional value, and so convenient that you can just eat it out of the bag - sounds like an American dream.

I’ve found American food is generally less liquidy grease than british food. Americans don’t want fried chicken dripping in grease, they want it dried then covered in various sauces. Also places like golden corral and cracker barrel already exist and are kinda dying

EnderMB ,

No idea why this is downvoted, America does love a condiment. Thankfully, sausage rolls are extremely dippable, and some people do decide to dunk them in all sorts. It’s not something I’d do, but I’d tolerate it.

bitchkat ,

Sausage roll does not apply since hot dogs are not sausages. And I love sausage rolls.

mojofrododojo ,

I’m not exaggerating when I say that wars were started over less, and Australia and the UK would probably happily have their finger on the nuclear button if America doesn’t come to its senses and just embrace the correct food names…

oh no… anyway, moving on…

droans ,

I’m all for American versions of things, but please get these staples of British cuisine right.

Kind of ironic this is where you’re making a stand.

The first known use of the recipe for pig in a blanket, the American cuisine, was in 1940 by the US military.

The first known use of the recipe for pigs in blankets, the British cuisine, was in 1957 and was inspired by British soldiers who tried the American version during WWII.

EnderMB ,

But the American monstrosity is a rip-off of sausage rolls, which originated centuries ago. They gave a name to something that they should have known to already exist. Frankly, I’m all for revoking America’s independence and returning them to secondary colony status over this…

thorbot ,

Yeah this guys a fraud! Get him!!!

MewtwoLikesMemes , in Growing Old
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

I’m 32.

Get off my lawn.

LodeMike OP ,

Ok

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

You have a lawn? Impressive!

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Me and my spouse rent a 2B2B trailer in a trailer park. It came with a yard. Lol.

downpunxx , in Space Alert

ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS
EXCEPT EUROPA
ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE

Agent641 ,

What if theres like, really big diamonds tho?

zakobjoa , in Stranger Danger
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Can someone explain house-sitting to me? Like, do you go over to feed the cat and water the plants or is there more?

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You also have to compliment the home owners every half hour so they can see that on their nannycam.

Kusimulkku ,

I just have a cheeky wank in front of the camera. That’s what ya get for spying one me.

So my parents haven’t asked me to house sit for a while but it doesn’t stop me

finley ,

how is that different that a regular wank? did you make faces or something?

Kusimulkku ,

More cheek

jaybone ,

More?

My usual involves zero cheeks.

SuperSecretThrowaway ,

Typically when I do it, I do the tasks like watering plants, feeding pets, etc. I also believe the point of house sitting is to make it appear occupied and busy, so I spend about an hour playing with the pets, watching tv, and cleaning up little messes

sharkfucker420 ,
@sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml avatar

You just sit there and so what you normally do but there are pets that aren’t yours that you have to take care of and sometimes (often) they are not very well trained

Siegfried ,

I did it for a friend last summer. I Had the same questions. You do those things but the most important part is making sure people knows that the house was never left alone.

In the previous year, my friend got robbed while being on vacation, so she asked me for the favor.

bandwidthcrisis ,

Back in the 90s I was living in a small apartment, so house-sitting for a friend meant that I got to stay in a house, watching satellite TV with cats. A good deal.

moody , in first things first

That’s a wildlife bridge in progress. It allows wild animals to cross the highway without getting run over.

Ilovethebomb ,

They do something similar with railway underpasses, place the tunnel and build the embankment later.

Hello_there ,

These are super important for wildlife like mountain lions and bears

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

What about tigers?

ElmarsonTheThird ,

Not where this bridge is built. This looks like a German autobahn, so the closest thing to a tiger crossing that is either a lynx or a fox.

PrimeErective ,

… Oh my

maniii ,

Tigers exist natively is so few places, the question itself makes little to no sense.

Bengal Tiger == Marshland

Siberian Tiger == Tundra

Asian Tiger == Plateau/Deep Forest

Indonesian/Sumatran Tiger == Coast?Islands?Dense Tropical Jungle?

Drusas ,

It's a reference. "Lions and tigers and bears, oh my."

Timely_Jellyfish_2077 ,

How do they know to cross the road through the bridge instead of road. It’s not like they understand that the bridge is for them to cross safely.

Also we have to construct many bridges throughout the road across forest area. Isn’t it cheaper to build flyover for vehicles instead.

reversebananimals ,

I’m assuming you’re asking in good faith.

With these corridors, they fence the road so that the animals can only pass over the bridge. And youre right, sometimes they do raise the road and let animals pass under. It depends on the topography.

Here’s more information: en.m.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wildlife_cro…

bundtpan ,

youtu.be/RFCrJleggrI?si=EIPxGhw6ZBF6dVSy

This is the first thing to come to mind…

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Seems like they already done the wildlife bridge, what yet to finish is the animal crossing that goes on top of the wildlife bridge.

Track_Shovel ,

When we design things like this in reclamation, there is often the concern that the designed feature can act like a trap or increase predation. There was an article a while back that showed that these are actually safe, and blend into the surrounding landscape in terms of risk to the animals.

Oh look, someone actually backing their viewpoint up on the internet:

Link

Swedneck ,
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i’d imagine that risk would be easily outweighed by animals being able to safely cross anyways, not like predators just sit there inhaling prey unceasingly, they would go there to catch something then leave with their food to go eat.

Track_Shovel ,

While you’re right, in that predators won’t sit there, doing their best to get on Season 8 of My 600-lb life, they definitely exploit linear corridors like this if they aren’t properly constructed. Transmission lines, for instance, can be really gnarly for ungulates. Both predators and prey are smart. For predators, if there’s an easy meal to be had, they’ll continue to over-use this feature on the landscape, rather than the rest of their habitat (why cook, when you can order in?). This in and of itself is an impact on the natural ecosystem, and something we try to avoid, when the goal is ‘no impact’ or ‘as close to no impact as possible’.

From a prey standpoint, if you see Jim-Bob getting ripped apart by wolves, or got chased by pack of hungry wolves, you’d be pretty hesitant to use that feature again, now wouldn’t you? In this regard, not properly designing these things can essentially render them useless to ungulates and the like, and prevent the re-connection of the two polygons (areas) we’re trying to connect.

Pyr_Pressure ,

I sent it better to funnel wildlife into traps for predators than to have the wildlife killed by vehicles on a road, attracting those predators onto the road seeking out their carcasses only to be hit by vehicles themselves?

Many owls and raptors get killed because they are trying to feed on a carcass in the road and get hit themselves.

Knossos ,

Ah thank you for the context!

Blackmist ,

Also seen one like this that’s avalanche defences.

randon31415 ,

Got to protect those Mako reactors!

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