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SubArcticTundra , 1 month ago in Sitting and shitting on my high horse I bet this is what the royal family use
I bet this is what the royal family use
RaoulDook , 1 month ago in Sitting and shitting on my high horse Perfection
Perfection
balderdash9 , 1 month ago in Space Alert [clever comment that makes you laugh]
[clever comment that makes you laugh]
Octopus1348 , 1 month ago [Follow-up joke]
[Follow-up joke]
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks , 1 month ago in Sitting and shitting on my high horse Finally you can post while you shit while you shitpost.
Finally you can post while you shit while you shitpost.
hedgehogging_the_bed , 1 month ago Nonsense, posting on that toilet without styrups would be damn near impossible.
Nonsense, posting on that toilet without styrups would be damn near impossible.
Taleya , 1 month ago in Sitting and shitting on my high horse The fact the sewer pipe has to logically be routed out the back end is sending me
The fact the sewer pipe has to logically be routed out the back end is sending me
Stern , 1 month ago in Sitting and shitting on my high horse only way I’ll sit to pee.
only way I’ll sit to pee.
SubArcticTundra , 1 month ago Nah you can still pee into this one from the side. You just have to arc it
Nah you can still pee into this one from the side. You just have to arc it
ObviouslyNotBanana , 1 month ago I’ll just pee into my horse from the side.
I’ll just pee into my horse from the side.
Maalus , 1 month ago Stand in front and do the bullet curving like in Wanted.
Stand in front and do the bullet curving like in Wanted.
SubArcticTundra , 1 month ago I’d be afraid I’d pee up the horse’s nostril
I’d be afraid I’d pee up the horse’s nostril
thenextguy , 1 month ago in Sitting and shitting on my high horse media1.tenor.com/m/…/ride-horse.gif
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SnokenKeekaGuard OP , 1 month ago in Sitting and shitting on my high horse Ask no questions regarding the floor mirror
Ask no questions regarding the floor mirror
MHanak , 1 month ago Why is there a mirror on the floor???
Why is there a mirror on the floor???
mojofrododojo , 1 month ago and why doesn’t it reflect the objects above it? huh.
and why doesn’t it reflect the objects above it?
huh.
Winco , 1 month ago in Sitting and shitting on my high horse The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.
The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.
Taleya , 1 month ago Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club
Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club
SubArcticTundra , 1 month ago Nah just get the horse to hand it to you
Nah just get the horse to hand it to you
Taleya , 1 month ago I sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she’s not talking to me
I sent this post to my sister and she had concerns about the amount of clothing one would have to remove in order to shit on this thing. I suggested running sidesaddle and now she’s not talking to me
Dg2445 , 1 month ago Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.
Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.
SatansMaggotyCumFart , 1 month ago Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.
Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.
BlueLineBae , 1 month ago Look at this guy. He doesn’t know about the 3 seashells!!!
Look at this guy. He doesn’t know about the 3 seashells!!!
eezeebee , 1 month ago I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant’s job.
I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant’s job.
bmsok , 1 month ago Onward to the paper, my noble steed!
Onward to the paper, my noble steed!
nieceandtows , 1 month ago That’s why you bring your sword with you.
That’s why you bring your sword with you.
mojofrododojo , 1 month ago that’s what squires are for.
that’s what squires are for.
The_Eminent_Bon , 1 month ago in Sitting and shitting on my high horse Feeling fancy?
Feeling fancy?
The_Eminent_Bon , 1 month ago in Space Alert 4
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anindefinitearticle , 1 month ago Thank you for calling the Mars help line. Select from the following menu: Help line Visas and Passports Accommodations Ambassadorial Requests Rouge Planet Reporting System Financial Exchange
Thank you for calling the Mars help line. Select from the following menu:
gravitas_deficiency , 1 month ago 4
anindefinitearticle , 1 month ago Connecting… Hi! Welcome to the Rouge Planet Reporting Agency’s Mars office. To help us direct your call, please select from the following options. Any prank calls, jokes, comments, or other funny business Report a new planet discovery! Submit astrometry tracking data of a known planet from your location. if you have any information about Jupiter, press 4.
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Linsensuppe , 30 days ago 1
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anindefinitearticle , 29 days ago Please leave your message after the beep. beep
Please leave your message after the beep.
beep
Linsensuppe , 29 days ago I think I saw Jupiter in or near Uranus.
I think I saw Jupiter in or near Uranus.
Viking_Hippie , 1 month ago in Step aside NAFTA, here comes CUMFART @SatansMaggotyCumFart your time to shine! Or ooze, I guess 🤷
@SatansMaggotyCumFart your time to shine! Or ooze, I guess 🤷
Squorlple , 1 month ago in Space Alert It’s behind that teapot that’s up in space
It’s behind that teapot that’s up in space
Viking_Hippie , 1 month ago The one Bertrand Russell left the last time he visited?
The one Bertrand Russell left the last time he visited?
wabafee , 1 month ago in Goober Model employee right there 👍
Model employee right there 👍
ObviouslyNotBanana OP , 1 month ago Sure, boss
Sure, boss
FlyingSquid , 1 month ago in sounds like he's fun at the office I’m terrified that this guy is using GTA to practice for the real thing.
I’m terrified that this guy is using GTA to practice for the real thing.
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