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duckythescientist , in This link will never lie to you.

I run long.cat (but I’m not a web dev, so the cool scrolling bit only works on desktop)

toomanypancakes , in This link will never lie to you.
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This is my new favorite website, thank you for introducing me to it 💜

maxenmajs , in Anyone old enough to/have played this?
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I remember. That shine is one of the worst, along with pachinko and the lilypad. Actually, a lot of shines are unfun in hindsight.

brown567 , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

A sentient hat wearing another (inanimate, but quite dapper) hat

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
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Do slaves really want to be free or their vision is distorted to the point their dream is to be a slaver?

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/2fd11c9b-a53a-444a-87c8-eed9dd8ef5fb.jpeg

brown567 ,

Brilliant! 10/10 masterpiece

BarbecueCowboy , in sounds like he's fun at the office

Man, I’ve had more than a few coworkers where discovering their online life was a bit of a shock.

tiefling ,

My day job is in an office. My nightlife is in the circus. I’m that coworker lolol. I hardly keep it secret though.

Zier , in And he will not stop collecting data. EVER.
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I always thought he looks like Data from Star Trek, but got messed up in production. 3D printer error?

saigot , in And he will not stop collecting data. EVER.

I find it very funny that the supposedly more human pic is in fact a fake.

setsneedtofeed OP ,
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Got to cancel out his uncanny valley face with an uncanny valley edit.

Hubi ,
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Damn, I had no idea.

samus12345 ,
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https://static.jewishnews.co.uk/jewishnews/uploads/2019/10/MARK-ZUCKERBERG2-min-1.jpg

PenisWenisGenius , in This link will never lie to you.

Amazing. Somebody needs to do far away horse next. Bonus points if they ever release an update to make it so that the horse is even further away.

NatakuNox , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"
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Ya but can I have my switch installed near my taint?

SpruceBringsteen ,

Careful what you wish for

NatakuNox ,
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(👁 ͜ʖ👁)

rockerface , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

Imagine opening a phishing link and suddenly your balls are taken hostage by a hacker

ImplyingImplications ,

WannaCry? No, WannaCum.

cuttlebughug ,

Can still cum, just no sperm 🥲

MeatPilot ,
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Future kink

cooopsspace ,

“Pay me 5 Bitcoin or I’ll give you an errection in front of the HR manager.”

rockerface ,

Even worse

“You are now on a per-boner subscription plan”

cooopsspace ,

They could just straight up drain your balls and leave them drier than the Sahara desert.

Theme ,

Don’t kinkshame me

kokesh ,
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Or someone triggers this remotely after it has been off for like 2 years. You sit on Monday morning meeting. You get up to the screen to present your new project and boom.

SeekPie ,

Csnnot pee anymore :(

brian , in This link will never lie to you.

This seems to be the limit. One more very and it 404s

…very.very.very.very.very.very.very.large.horse

FlyingSquid OP ,
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That said, does anyone need a larger horse?

brian ,

Can always go bigger?

crazyhorsememorial.org

blahsay , in "Hey Google, Turn my balls off"

This is an idea from a book by john scalzi called starter villain.

Steamymoomilk , in No, seriously, I want to know

Grind beef

exanime , in Loyalty

Diabetes? Yes, that’s how it works… Once you have it they won’t be able to take her away from you

Freefall ,

Well Wilford my Brimley and call me a doctor…that there is liquid Dia-Beetus

nifty , in No, seriously, I want to know
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When a man and cow love each other very much

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