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rockhstrongo , in Nihilist would give him one star
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One star off because the doctor is the one who hit them with a Mercedes

Kolanaki , in Get in the Hilux
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I don’t mind working when it’s either something I enjoy doing and would do without it being a job, or if I can see it tangibly improving something or someone by providing something other people (or myself) need.

If all I see is the boss getting richer while I am doing something I literally would only do because I am being paid to do it, fuck that job.

sxan , in Civilization's been nice, but I think it's high time we admit we're long past its peak.
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“Monopoly” as “one of [the] world’s greatest games.” That’s enough right there to tell you that civilization jumped the shark decades ago.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I thought it couldn’t get lower than Curb Your Enthusiasm Monopoly.

Yes, it’s real. They found a way to take everything good and funny out of that show and squeeze it out and put the rest down as a board game.

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Etterra , in the new shit

This fucking planet…

Kolanaki , in Reject reality
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“Yeah, yeah! I put a sausage in your little ha-a-and!” - Head Automatica, The Razor

“Excuse me, while I kiss this guy!” - Jimmy Hendrix, Purple Haze

Gustephan , in Reject reality

This is where most of my passwords come from

bestagon , in Reject reality

Thirty thieves and the thunder chief

Prethoryn , in Reject reality
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Going to ruin one for you guys.

One Republic’s Too Late to Apologize.

I used to think they said “it’s too late for Papa Johns.” I have told my friends and family and they can’t hear the original lyrics anymore. Every time I hear that song that is what I hear.

TheImpressiveX , in Reject reality
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“No one knows what it’s like to be the Batman…”

Etterra , in Nihilist would give him one star

Hi, nihilist here, and I would have probably left instructions to give him five stars if he was cool about it. I mean I’m not going to recommend a jerk even if I’m already dead.

NegativeInf ,

Here Lies Etterra,

His doctor was a jerk. Do not recommend.

mostNONheinous , in Reject reality

I always heard the lyrics to Cake’s I want a girl as “ I want a girl with the right eye locations”. Seems reasonable enough, nobody wants to date Sloth from the Goonies. And then one day a girl I was talking to told me it was “the right allocations” like measurements, and I’m not sure if I’ve ever felt dumber.

VindictiveJudge ,
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I heard it as ‘aisle locations’ which seemed to kinda fit the corporate success stuff.

gamermanh ,
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Short Skirt / Long Jacket

Great song whose music video includes some beautiful shots of early 2000s Sacramento (where they’re from), including local news anchorwoman Dierdre Fitzpatrick when she was an in-the-field reporter!

mostNONheinous ,

I knew I got the title wrong haha

Mac ,

i mean, they’re kinda the same thing, tbh.

electric_nan ,

I always sing it “I want a girl with a short skirt and a looooong mustache”

Brickhead92 ,

Moustache by LittleBig, might be up your alley.

Dhrystone , in Reject reality
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🎶 We’re up on Mexican Lucky

BaroqueInMind ,

“We’re up a Mexican monkey” sounds better.

ShaunaTheDead , in Which one was your favorite guys

I don't get it, but I assume there's some obscure historical or philosophical joke going on here. Can someone explain?

Or maybe it's "read" as in "read his book" and the drag term "read him for filth" lol I hope it's that one

Squorlple OP ,
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Marcus Aurelius is known for his philosophy and other writings. The name “Marcus Aurelius” sounds like “Marcus or Elius”, which Henry Cavill in the meme mistakes as a choice between two actual people. Not wanting to come across as unread, meme Henry Cavill responds with a boastful affirmative answer. However, because he has not heard of Marcus Aurelius, meme Henry Cavill’s response of “Both” reveals his pseudo-intellectualism, intention to deceive, and insecurity to the interviewer and the audience.

Tangent5280 ,

Why the vitriol? Whats this guy done?

corus_kt ,

Think it’s a joke explanation to a joke answer from Cavill.

DaedalousIlios , in Get in the Hilux
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Forget not working. It’s not even that I want to not work. I just want to not struggle to survive. I don’t want to have to work a gruelling 40 hours every goddamn week. I want to have the time to pursue other means of work, to contribute to society as a whole, not just to one, single company! Yeah, being able to have more time off would be great, but I don’t want to not work, I want to be able to contribute in my own ways too. And I can’t do that when I’m working 40 hours and still living fucking paycheck to paycheck.

drunkpostdisaster , in Never give up

The last few years had made me lose all respect for debates as a field of study. Remembering shit like logos and pathos and all that nonsense for nothing.

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