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CrunkBy , in the new shit
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The correct term is “Earth Glizzy”

witty_username ,

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    assassinatedbyCIA ,

    Bacilli earth

    federino , in You humans and your airports.

    You humans and your airports

    Hey, not everyone is a squid that flies

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Why not? Haven’t they tried it?

    vaionko ,

    If you teach me how to be a squid I’m totally up for it. Even without the flying part

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    You’ll have to take one of my seminars. The entry-level cost is $150 and a bucket of chum.

    bruhduh , in Dad?
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    c/suicidebywords

    PixeIOrange , in the new shit
    @PixeIOrange@lemmy.world avatar

    Mandelbrot earth! I tell you!

    BreadOven , in Dad?

    4 str 4 stm?

    Azuth ,

    Level 18?

    BreadOven ,

    Ahh ugh eeuhh!

    Rolive ,

    Leather belt?

    kubica , in the new shit

    Moon and sun are the same, but we only see the tips all the time.

    cheddar , in You humans and your airports.
    @cheddar@programming.dev avatar

    Did you consider that the luggage needed time and personal space for a while? Of course you didn’t. You only think about yourself. “No one should have to wait for their luggage” my ass.

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s sorry, but it wants to start seeing other luggage.

    nifty , in the new shit
    @nifty@lemmy.world avatar

    Ah, that explains why it’s getting fucked so hard

    deegeese , in You humans and your airports.

    Wholesome shitpost

    TheReturnOfPEB , (edited )

    almost makes you feel like those gorillas shouldn’t ever be allowed near the luggage

    lugal ,

    I kinda see your point but still oppose such restrictive policies. It’s not worth it. If you sacrifice freedom to gain security, you will lose both in the long run.

    lugal , in You humans and your airports.

    That’s almost a year!

    Viking_Hippie ,

    And a year is almost a month!

    FlyingSquid OP ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    Especially if you’re orbiting the sun somewhere between Earth and Mars!

    Guadin , in EVIL GUY
    @Guadin@k.fe.derate.me avatar

    It always goes like this. Starting out a baddy, but after half an hour and a couple of evil decisions later I creep towards the good side.

    MeDuViNoX , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist
    @MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/22d30b7d-8946-4fd1-8361-9549b47db80c.jpeg

    I put that shit on everything!

    KomfortablesKissen ,

    “Non GMO”

    Cheradenine ,

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/f5b22fc7-0020-4f40-b3cf-0acdea204190.jpeg

    Classy ,

    TOXIC

    LOTS OF BPA

    BudgetBandit ,

    I love how I opened it and my brain tickled. Then I closed it, opened it again and saw that this is AI generated.

    I tell you, good pattern recognition is a blessing and a curse. Blessing because you see all of this immediately after some unconscious training, curse because you’re extremely susceptible to conspiracy theories…

    Cheradenine ,

    The branding is very well done on this one if you put in with the rest of the spices between the oregano and the bay leaf it wouldn’t look out of place.

    Pattern recognition is spot on for this, it doesn’t throw immediate errors. Except for the different branding this looks the same.

    https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/df1fa9ad-c8e2-42d0-b708-1162afb89308.jpeg

    kuberoot ,

    Is it AI generated? I don’t know the brand and labels so maybe I’m missing something, but it just looks like a regular edit?

    xenoclast ,

    Wouldn’t they be invisible? When I think about the mircoplastics in my blood… I’m sure they’re pretty damn small… or I’d be dead

    lone_faerie ,

    I imagine it’s a bit like salt. On its own or in a liquid, it’s pretty invisible. But put enough of it in one place and you’ll be able to see it

    Gradually_Adjusting , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist
    @Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

    And that it’s no surprise it’s been so god-damn hot as of late, we’re never gonna be cold… You know the Devil is LOOOOORD

    LaunchesKayaks , in Alignment Chart Shitpost
    @LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world avatar

    So I have to keep my tp under the bathroom sink so my cat doesn’t shred it. Where does that fit in this chart?

    TheLowestStone ,
    @TheLowestStone@lemmy.world avatar

    That’s the actual true neutral. You’re a druid.

    eezeebee , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist
    @eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

    Good good

    Let the microplastics flow through you

    aeronmelon ,

    They’re apparently not giving me a choice in the matter.

    zarathustrad ,

    I try but they get stuck in my liver and kidneys.

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