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gladflag , in Reject reality

I saw a local (Aussie) punk band once and thought they were singing about “titties and cheesecake”, turns out it was “tinnies on tuesday“. Needless to say I was pretty disappointed. They were perhaps more disappointed when I told them in the beer garden after the show. I still wish for titties and cheesecake.

Kaput , in Reject reality

Dirty deeds done with sheep’s

Kioga ,
@Kioga@lemmy.world avatar

Dirty deeds in the thunder gym.

Mac ,

sheep’s what?

Kaput ,

Just sheeps

Mac ,

i know. you just have the misfortune of receiving a comment from someone who’s unreasonably funny.

Kaput ,

I misjudged you as a grammar Nazi. I can assure you, The funny was well within reason.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

removed

electric_nan ,

Dirty deeds and the thunder chief

DoucheBagMcSwag ,

YTMND flashbacks

profdc9 , in Nihilist would give him one star

Maybe it was just coincidence that the patient survived when Dr. Lewis intervened. Correlation is not causation, after all.

balderdash9 , in Rate my setup

bachelor/10

Legendsofanus , in Reject reality

I thought Austin was a song about two lesbians cuz I thought this was the lyrics: “Did your boobs stop working, did your truck break down?”

I was so disappointed when I learned the actual ones hahaha

zourn , in Nihilist would give him one star
@zourn@lemmy.world avatar

That 5th star was for making his life worth saving.

John_McMurray , in Get in the Hilux

Money is not finite. Quit acting like it is gold bullion. It’s not. Whatever amount someone aquires has zero effect on your pile. This argument reeks of grade 2 math.

Track_Shovel OP ,
MataVatnik ,
@MataVatnik@lemmy.world avatar

And people say memeing is not an artform

Grandwolf319 , in Reject reality

Turn the page: “On a long and lonely roadway,

East of my heart”

I thought it sounded more poetic that east of Omaha.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , in Rate my setup

That’s a fucking sexy turkey.

Track_Shovel OP ,
Zachariah , in Nihilist would give him one star
@Zachariah@lemmy.world avatar

Did he check his whole island for weeds?

Goldmage263 , in Never give up
@Goldmage263@sh.itjust.works avatar

Nuh-uh, not me. I stop long before they change their mind.

TokenBoomer , in Get in the Hilux
ummthatguy , in Rate my setup
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Toes , (edited ) in Rate my setup

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menixator , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist

needs more jpeg

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