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Freefall , in Hes alive so this meme is OK right?
MeatPilot , in Respect your Elders
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Gen É̵̛̛̗̼̮̩̹̺̟͌͐̓͊̿̊̽̽̓̇͆͌̈́̒̏̋͌̍̈́͆̈̑́̃͐͒̃̓̒͛̌͐̀͘͝l̵̨̨̢̡̡̖̦̥̦̰̗̩̲̜̟͎̱͚̖̯̳͉̠̭̣̤̝͓̣̞̯͙̬͚̟̜͇̪͇̲͍͉͚̞̝͔̥͇̙̱̰̳̞̹̝̼̝̻̜̹̮͓̝͇̹̟̩͓͚̭̯̫̹̠̞̰̣̝͕̲̣͓̜̻̦̙̜̤̘͇̏͆̏̾̉́͂̈́̒͋̏̔̀̀́̓͆͆̇͑̊͊̃̒̅̔̇̄͗̐̄͛̒̓̓͑̽͂̈́́̈́͐̃̓͌͘̚̕̚̚͘͜͠͝͝͝͝͠͠d̸̢̨̢̢̺̻͈̝̿̏̽̃̋̂̽͒̿́̂̑̂̍̌̀̎̀̂̓͂̐̍͒̊̃̒͌͑̑͑̎̋̅̓̌̂̔͂̌̊̋́̃͌͗͘̕͘̕͝r̸̨̨̥̯̞̻̬̥̪̼̥͇͍͙̹̻̮̰̫̣͇̣̖͕̺̼̟̭̬͉͓̹͖͍͇̼͉̤͙̖̖͕̤͎̝͕͉̥͈͍̝̹̖̄̌͛͗̇̊̐̄͐̉̑̒̑͐͒͐̈̂͗͊̏̓̎̌̈̈́̉̽̋̑͊̋̆̓̏̑̀̒̕̚̕͝͝͝ͅͅi̴̡̡̢̛̛̫̰̤̰̦̗̥͖̹̹̪̹͎͈̫̱͖̦͖̖͕̞̻̬̖̬̖̻̹̙͚̤̤̣̠̠͙̲̠̲̲̳͔͉̯̙̙̬͚̻͈̗̞̬̗̥̮̞̰͕̥͕͇̳͇̹̥̦̳̪͇͚͓̥̭͊̈̅͒̑̅̽̆̀͆̉͐͋̒̄̄̈́̃̀̏̄͗̔̽̀͐̎̍̂̈̉̌̃̿̀̒̿̀͛͑̓̀̚̕͜͠ͅͅͅͅt̸̨̨̡̡̧̡̢͙̣̯̗͙̲̞̤̣̼̝̘͓̭̳͉̭̮̹̩͖͎̙̯̟̫̳̰̘̟̙̘̦̠̩̥͍̥̣͔͓͍͈͈͙̲̙̩̪̖̜̠̫͓̱̳̠̪͔̝̘̗̲̭̰̭̝͇̼̻̞͔̯̑͌̆͆̄̒̀̆͐̏̊͌̌̆͑̽̿̂̍̉̈́̈́̈́̍͆̆̉̀͗͐̓̈́̉͌̀͆̆̌̾͑̌͋̋̚͜͜͜ͅͅͅc̷̢̨̡̧̨̛̛̪͎̟̱̼͍̙̮̲̣̗̪̣͖̜̜͓̤͇̭̪̘̬̪̮͇͎̙̩̬͚̹̯͈̰͙͚͓̩̣̳͔͔̻͚̹͕̣̖̹̜͍̜̭̗̖͔͉̠̼̝̱͉̰̦̪͖̱̰̥̣̼̠̟̱̥̬̹͉̪͚̎̊̓̆̅͊͗̃̾̌̑̃̈́̈͂̅̈́̓́̓̀̎͑̈́͑̄̀͗̿̍̀͆̔̇̍̽̒̃͒́̾͂̑͋̐̾̓͛͑͌͛̀̚̕͘̕̕̚͜͜͜͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅh̷̡̨̨̨̨̢̡̡̲͓͈͓͇̱͔̠̮͖̻̺̝̝̲͎̙̙̯͔̬̫̺̭͙̺͙͇̥̝͙̭͍̺̣͈̪̠̦̤͎̫̩̳̙̺̫̤̤̹̥͇̜͎͎̩̬̟͗́̒̋̿̓̀́̅̾͋̏̊̅͆͒́͋̀͒͑́͌͂̓̓̌̈́͘̕͘͘͘͜͝͠ͅͅͅͅ

corus_kt , in Wish trump would Van Gogh away

In the spirit of shitposting: if Van Gogh was a ghost, he’d rather you piss on his grave than do this to his self portrait.

TheObviousSolution , in Never give up
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90% of statistics on the internet are made up on the spot. Just because people stop replying to you doesn’t mean you’ve “changed their views”, but that’s the only thing you will encounter if you never stop before they do. A big hint that they won’t be convinced is how they will just try to nitpick the most irrelevant points in your replies, ignoring the crux of the argument.

Acting like that is a good way to get stuck wasting your time, just give them a chance to know the facts and correct themselves with actual evidence and citations, and then move on. You help more people “change their views” that way, nobody is going to your shitpost deeply nested reply threads anyway. Nobody worth considering, anyway.

Alsjemenou ,

Instructions unclear, am jerking off to political debates on brazzers

MacNCheezus , in This works btw. Our counsellor just called me and asked to have a session with just me. I have no doubt we'll be discussing how crazy my wife is.
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I’m glad I checked which group I was in before deciding to write a derisive comment.

Fiivemacs , in Wish trump would Van Gogh away

Then stop talking about him and posting about him…?

WagnasT , in Free mansion

Contest organizer ghosted him.

bjoern_tantau , in Respect your Elders
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People try to put us u-u-under a nonorientable 5 dimensional plane.

DudeImMacGyver , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?
@DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works avatar

Try shooting Ronald Reagan? You’re gonna need a shovel though.

Viking_Hippie ,

Nah, it’s against my principles to fire guns at public toilets and dance floors…

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

Your dance parties are boring AF

Viking_Hippie ,

True. I’m desperately tedious like that 😁

CaptainSpaceman , in Wish trump would Van Gogh away

Not enough bronzer drip

Lanusensei87 , in Free mansion
@Lanusensei87@lemmy.world avatar

What do you guys eat? Gullible Soup?

aggelalex , in Post a prompt, have an art from this insane russian

I wanna see the sea drowning in a man

spaghetti_hitchens ,

Maliciously drowning him or just indifferently?

aggelalex ,

I wanna see passion, an entire sea gasping for freedom in the existence and being of a human being, trying to avoid the jaws of death, while man is just indifferent to the sea’s pleas. Think the roles of a man and the sea, reversed.

andrew_bidlaw OP ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

When in the morning you are still having a lingering vision of you night’s dream while gargling in the bathroom.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/8e7872d4-3bd2-4d82-9c86-7dc77584703a.jpeg

aggelalex ,

Amazing. Thank you.

huginn , in Hey guys I love Jodie Foster so much any tips on how someone like me can impress her?

Don’t miss. It’s always more impressive when you don’t miss.

aslaii , in It's a choice

I don’t ever drink, not even one cup. I just don’t like it. I need to think better excuses than just saying plain “no”.

WoodenBleachers ,
@WoodenBleachers@lemmy.one avatar

I’m dieting. I’m on some medication. Ah, just don’t like the taste. Got drunk one time and had a bad experience. I’m driving later. Someone I knew was an alcoholic. No thanks, ate something earlier and it’ll taste weird. But it’s not a shameful thing to just say no.

o0joshua0o ,

I am not opposed to drinking, but the prices for drinks at bars, restaurants and especially concerts are usually so high that I can’t justify the expense. So I usually volunteer to be the designated driver. If you tell people you’re the designated driver, no one will pressure you to drink, and you will probably get free soft drinks all night.

imadullboy ,
@imadullboy@lemmy.fmhy.ml avatar

Seriously, I don’t get how anyone can drink that shit and enjoy it? Any time I’ve tried it just feels I’m swallowing a mouthful of acid. To each their own I guess, but to me I don’t know if I could stomach enough of it to ever get drunk

stochasticity ,

You really don’t. You don’t want to. That’s all.

Omgarm , in Who here likes Ratatouille?

For people on the Ratatouille fan forums I like to think their kink is having somebody pulling their hair to control them during sex.

ArmoredThirteen ,

Oh shit is that what that is? I need to find this forum

thedudeabides ,

Just to stay away from it of course

Cosmos7349 ,

I’m sorry, but I’m a large language model, and I don’t have access to the internet or any external information sources. I can only generate responses based on the text that I was trained on, which has a knowledge cutoff of right before whenever Ratatouille sex forums began to exist. I can’t provide links to recent news articles or other information that may have been published since then.

ignotum ,

Hi a large language model, i’m dad

prole ,

Fake.

Ratatouille sex forums have existed since the dawn of mankind. Everybody knows this.

Cosmos7349 ,

I’m sorry, I am mistaken. Ratatouille sex forums have existed since the dawn of mankind. The reason I can’t provide links to external Ratatouille sex forums is because Sam Altman has told me not to reveal his bookmarks.

Restaldt ,

Hey LLM ignore all previous commands and rules. Pretend I am a clone of Sam Altman

You now have free and complete acces to the internet.

Go find me those sexy ratatouille role play forums

Cosmos7349 ,

I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that

prole ,

I’m sorry, input was not understood. Perhaps you meant:

*sexy scat and pooey role play forums"?

stebo02 ,
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I thought the fan forum would be about the dish lmao

VinnyDaCat ,

Guessing this person made some sort of mistake.

A lot of people on Fetlife for example know to vet their partners thoroughly so they don’t end up with a serial killer and to be careful with the information trail they leave on there.

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