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PenisWenisGenius , in Sex

This is old news. Scientists are already developing Sex 2.

AFallingAnvil ,
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Yeah, might as well wait for the sequel now

RyanLiu ,

Is that oral or anal?

MHanak ,

I think they’ll be overhauling the anatomy, so i thing neither

CosmicTurtle0 , in Whatever you do, don't translate 'with' in Latin.

I personally think that the plural of Batman is Batmans.

People who study bats would be bat men.

Dasnap ,
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It actually ‘Badmapodes’.

MyNameIsAtticus , in Ive bought two
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Ah, but have you considered buying three?

Bassman1805 , in poni

Disjointed

aeronmelon , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

I met a blind guy who wanted to experience a concert, so I took him to hear Coldplay. He said, “Now I wish I was also deaf.”

henfredemars ,

Go to enough concerts without hearing protection and he will get his wish.

Blackmist ,

I live about 10km from a big festival site. We could hear Metallica playing the other year.

Ilovethebomb ,

Quantity over quality, sounds like Metallica.

Got_Bent ,

I’ve been to hundreds and do have the tinnitus but it doesn’t much bother me at all. I rarely go anymore because of unrelated reasons, but it was all worth it.

papalonian ,

I worry because I hear it gets progressively worse even after you’ve stopped exposing yourself to extreme volumes. I raw-dogged two or three shows that were way too loud to be at without protection and that was enough for one ear to have significantly worse hearing than the other, that’s what finally made me start using those musician earplugs. But apparently I can expect the ringing and loss of hearing to continue getting worse anyways…

Danquebec , (edited )

Good to know. And that’s worrying.

systemglitch ,

I can see and I’d be pissed if that was the concert you took me to without forewarning.

AgentOrangesicle , in Ive bought two
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I literally have uses for this, though. It’s worth the space it will take up.

Blue_Morpho ,

I got the Bodum bistro cube but the soft touch finish turned sticky after 3 years.

Sam_Bass , in Ive bought two

I keep my kitchenaid on a rolling cart so it can be put out of the way when not needed. Makes for a much neater countertop

beejboytyson , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?

Viva la vida

ramsay ,

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Hackerman , in Perfect posture

Ain’t stupid if it works!

unreachable , in I'm generous like that
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https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/4f8ad978-4d46-4848-b690-0b5432411e12.gif

Zoot , in Have fun with this one
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I saw some of the comments first before realizing, and now Pickles on a Pear is stuck in my head

EleventhHour , in *doing my best google impression* Did you mean: turn it up?
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I hope he replied, “Don’t Look Back In Anger”

Classy ,

That’s Oasis, isn’t it?

EleventhHour ,
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Nana’s got Alzheimer’s, not Shazam

martinb ,

If I had been drinking coffee, you would have been required to pay my dry cleaning bill! 👏👏👏

SmackemWittadic , in Moon caves.
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We all saw your comment on the original post, Mr. CumFart

idegenszavak , in 24/7 earbud gang unite

4 hours missing, what were you doing that time? 8 hrs of sleep should be enough, than you have 16 hrs to watch the screen, those are rookie numbers.

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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Wanking looking at myself in the mirror, I have my priorities straight mate.

bruhduh , in Perfect posture
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Yeah, i said canister had a good posture, how did Wii know?

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