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rockSlayer , in poni

If only they did this instead of fucking dying

buttfarts ,

I just keep feeding them mustard

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Ah, start the marinade from the inside. Clever.

Roflmasterbigpimp ,
@Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world avatar

Tummy hurting. Death it is then.

jimmydoreisalefty , in I'm generous like that
@jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world avatar

Thanks for sparing our hearts!

<3

assassinatedbyCIA , in poni

What’s bojack up to

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Just the very usual Bojack activities.

umbrella , (edited )
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

you know, just puking some sand

FooBarrington , (edited )

Ate too much cotton candy

BroBot9000 , in poni
@BroBot9000@lemmy.world avatar

SpongeBob

LordWiggle , in Hey isnt that the horse from Horsin’ around?
@LordWiggle@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t get the reference but I do love ketamine

Sigh_Bafanada ,
Im_old , in poni

Scavenger reign

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling , in poni
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Donnie Darko. The man’s best friend is a giant bunny.

Gradually_Adjusting , in It's EVERYWHERE!
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

My friends and I agree that boredom is the only appropriate response. We were over it within an hour

originalfrozenbanana ,

Holy shit this is fucking grim

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

It’s just “don’t feed the trolls” logic as applied to narcissistic politicians

originalfrozenbanana ,

Caring that a former politician was almost assassinated isn’t feeding the trolls. Being bored by the very reasonable deluge of coverage of a former president nearly being assassinated is absolutely grim as hell man. Assuming the poster is American take some fucking interest in your life.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I hate to contradict you but I do take an interest in my life; this is why I emigrated from America, years ago.

originalfrozenbanana ,

Same reason why I did last week. But I still think it’s important to care

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

I care, but I think we’re showing it in different ways.

originalfrozenbanana ,

Being bored by political violence isn’t caring, sorry. Being bored by the rampant gun violence epidemic, being bored by the American death cult, these things are not caring.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Do you not find it tedious to carry on like this? I have given explanations of my rationale, and your response has been to talk in circles.

originalfrozenbanana ,

Disagreeing with you isn’t talking in circles. Your rationale is…you’re bored and you emigrated. Cool. That rationale is fucking grim, man.

You seem to think you’ve made some incredibly compelling argument, when all you’ve done is state what you are (bored) and where you are (not the US).

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

Noooo. I will try again in good faith.

I just woke up a few seconds ago, but my rationale was that we should not entertain a click driven media circus around this event, because for one thing it’s largely a case of self inflicted stochastic terrorism that is being incorporated into a horse race election by a media that wants nothing more than for this race to be as close as possible (if not outright favoring Trump). We gain nothing by letting this moment really shine for Trump, and we have everything to gain by moving on, hopefully back to talking about P45, the felonies, the countless lies, the several good things Biden has actually accomplished, etc. It would also please me deeply to have known that Trump had to deal with what he narcissistically experienced as the most heroic moment of his life, only to watch everyone collectively shrug.

I did not spell this all out in prior comments, for which I apologize. I can be self absorbed at times, and what is obvious to me is regrettably often not so to others. Please do not hold onto your previous surmise of me, I am just a grumpy jokey boy who is too fond of brevity.

All the forgoing is subject to hasty edits once I am upright and caffeinated.

originalfrozenbanana ,

Fair enough no hard feelings. The simple fact is we don’t know the motive. We assume but it could just as well be an obsessed fan (a la Selena) as a republican who thinks Trump isn’t extreme enough as a leftist who wants to take out a fascist. Those motives ascribe different responses. It’s also a little naive to think that you could just ignore an assassination attempt. I understand ignoring trumps day to day antics, but this is bigger than those.

Gradually_Adjusting ,
@Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world avatar

It’s worth noting that Teddy Roosevelt was able to more or less ignore a much better attempt, and even call for the assassin to not be harmed. Though I suppose more resilience is expected of progressives. 🙃

originalfrozenbanana ,

Donald Trump is no Teddy Roosevelt. Not a tenth of the leader. Teddy Roosevelt was a flawed man, but an incredible leader, and he ignored every inconvenience or barrier in his life. Being shot was like a cloudy day or a hill: just push through, it’s irrelevant.

Passerby6497 ,

I mean, you were right the first time. Trump is a troll in a man suit.

Viking_Hippie ,

Nah, what’s grim is that the bullet missed his brain. Granted, it’s a tiny target, but still…

LodeMike , in poni

The Orville, or The Good Place

Aurenkin ,

Really enjoying The Orville right now!

LodeMike ,

Did you start because of me? :)

Aurenkin ,

No but I was coincidentally browsing Lemmy while the intro was rolling

LodeMike ,

Oh neat.

Etterra , in I pinky promise I'm not a demon that was summoned during an unfortunate ritual

It’s just proof that you were born here. The government may be assholes, but they’re not philosophers.

gravitas_deficiency , in Ive bought two

Oh my god do they make it in that 60s sage color?

LodeMike OP ,

No

too_high_for_this ,

They do but it’s always sold out

Etterra , in Hors d'oeuvres

I hate you and everything you stand for.

Etterra , in Or meet and cheese

I wonder what fantasy land the writer of this meme lives in. I honestly want to know, I’d like to go visit.

oyfrog , in Ive bought two

my favorite feature is that it’s a smart device—you connect it with your phone via proprietary app and it tells you the temperature of your counter top. Also for a low monthly subscription fee it will also recite the screen play of a random episode of friends in 4 languages simultaneously, none of which are English, Spanish, Arabic, or Mandarin.

gigachad , (edited )

I love the live location feature, so that I never lose track of my kitchen cube. You can see where it is and how it’s doing even from remote. Always have an eye on my cube when at work.

SternburgExport ,

Man I really hope that app requires an active internet connection and a registered account. And it would be real nice if the app wasn’t optimized at all and support would end after 3 updates.

filcuk ,

‘Bro, my steel cube is now just a useless brick’

Luisp ,

If you dont pay the subsciption it immediately gets rusty

grue ,

Look, just because Elon Musk can’t choose an alloy properly doesn’t mean nobody can do it. Hell, even DeLorean managed it, and he was dealing with both cocaine and the Troubles at the same time!

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Please tell me it scrobbles…

boonhet ,

Obviously the languages are Estonian, Finnish, Latvian and Lithuanian.

Except for the Finnish + Baltic region, where the languages are actually Tagalog, Swahili, Navajo and the most popular option, x86 assembly for outputting the text of the episode in Haitian Creole. The latter is the most popular because of how insanely fast they have to speak.

lapislazuli ,

Oh, I know this one, Estonia is that country next to Italy, right?

ZeffSyde ,

I just know that their military has the best MREs.

dejected_warp_core ,

Personally, I’m a fan of the rumble notification feature. Pair it with your phone and it’ll rumble in response to a random notification on your phone at least once a day. Best part is: it kinda shakes the whole house and will sometimes shuffle itself into the floor so you can’t ignore it! Yeah, I’ve had to replace some tile, but it’s totally worth it.

HootinNHollerin ,
errer ,

Being able to report the temperature is way too useful for a useless steel block. I’d pay $10/month for a block that truly does nothing.

HootinNHollerin , in Ive bought two

Apple industrial designers would totally buy it

Etterra ,

Elon would manufacture it.

too_high_for_this ,

And it would rust, fall apart, and explode.

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

And it’d require you to solve 20 captchas in order to use it.

Source: me, I tried to create a Twitter account.

jaybone ,

Well, there’s your problem.

baggachipz ,

Honest question: why would you even try to do that nowadays?

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

I wanted to check out accounts of some journalists and organizations I used to follow, and that is a bit pain in the ass with restrictions that Twitter imposes for guests. But of course I didn’t solve 20 captchas just for that. I probably got this treatment because my browser was LibreWolf. It triggers extra anti-bot protections on some websites.

AromaticNeo ,

Arent there front-ends to circumvent that issue?

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

Maybe? Honestly, I didn’t want to be there that much to think about workarounds. I still find this crazy.

MenacingPerson ,

I tried to make a microsoft account on goddamn google chrome on android and got this treatment.

Gerudo ,

So would my wife if they came in colors.

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