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gedaliyah , in Time to hit the gym
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RecluseRamble ,

Pff, you youngsters and your high tech.

iamericandre , in When you've been in the pool a little too long...

It shrinks?

Tedesche ,

Yes. Female?

Arthur_Leywin ,

Yes. Elephant?

ignotum ,

Yes. Dolphin?

bonnetbee ,

Hell no

Darken ,
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Racism against dolphins has to end I mean sharks ain’t even so cool to act cocky in front of dolphins

bonnetbee ,

Hey, don’t pull the racist card on me, some of my best friends are dolphins. I am 1/16 of a dolphin myself. I just heard a lot of them are Trump voters.

Bonehead ,

Like a frightened turtle!

chromeo ,

I don’t know how you guys walk around with those things.

BeigeAgenda ,
@BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca avatar

Yes, if it gets shy/cold enough it can end up as an innie, cycling can also trigger it.

Chev , in Those poor plants

Everybody needs to eat stuff. And if it is about reducing pain and having a better climate impact, you should plants all the way. A cow eats 50 times the amount of plants that it gives back in meat.

MadBigote ,

But it tastes better

BruceTwarzen ,

Then raise a cow and kill it.

BigDanishGuy ,

Can’t, don’t really have the space for it, but you want to see my chickens and my ducks? Heck, you can have a picture of my dog, but I ain’t eating that.

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

but I ain’t eating that

Why not :P

VelvetStorm ,

Well, now I’m just disappointed that that’s just a vegan anti meat page.

Honytawk ,

Yeah, I was looking for recipes as well

ulterno , (edited )
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

I was more disappointed by the inconsistency of their claims.

On the front page, they said that, they gave their livestock the highest quality feed and kept them happy in an open environment.
Upon reading further, they changed their tone to keeping them in small cages, followed with stuff like, “don’t worry, you won’t taste it”.

They, as a company, lost credibility. Definitely not buying from them.

Anti Commercial-AI license

postmateDumbass ,

So the choice is meat or division of labor?

MadBigote ,

I don’t have the space for it, though I’d really like to have a little farm of my own.

chetradley ,

I’m afraid I’m going to need a better argument than “I support killing animals because it makes me feel good.”

Crikeste ,

I’m sure there’s poison that tastes good. Go eat that, Mr. Bigot.

Donebrach ,
@Donebrach@lemmy.world avatar

The cow meat is already there, in the store. Individual choices do not affect the climate. It is disrespectful to not consume it.

Chev ,

demand and supply are a thing

Squeezer , in giving her 🧀

Wisdom.

Hovenko , in Disney knew

I see beads

DannyBoy , in Scam speeding ticket

Why is the ticket amount forbidden knowledge?

AFallingAnvil , (edited )
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“One dollar, Bob!”

werefreeatlast OP ,

I don’t want the fake guy to identify me by the price…hmmm $136.23! I know that crime individual!

BluJay320 , in I was there to witness the apocalypse...
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TootSweet , in LASER HIGH FIVE!

Don’t.

Cross.

The streams.

thenextguy ,

It would be bad.

Rhaedas ,

Unless some evil god is opening a portal to a dark dimension. Movies have taught me at that point, you throw everything you can at it, from crossed beams to houses to nukes to whatever you have handy.

Psythik , in Wise words

The “source” you posted is just a link to the same post on Mastodon. I want to hear a recording of Taylor actually saying this.

Maven OP ,

She didn’t. The source is the post on mastodon by “Low Quality Facts” an account that makes stuff up and then posts it within 5 minutes of thinking about it.

I think you might’ve eaten the onion.

Psythik ,

I’m just going to go ahead and throw a woosh here cause unfortunately I’m not nearly as clever as KenM with the followup replies.

menjegfikk , in giving her 🧀
HottieAutie , in Wise words

I want a shitty made-up quotes community. I don’t want to moderate one, so I request that someone please make it and bump me with a link 😁

Maven OP ,

For political ones there’s !toiletpaperusa

PumpkinSkink ,

Low Quality Facts, the account that made this has a lot of these kinds of made up quotes. mstdn.social/

Maven OP ,

I made a community for low quality facts (the account that originally posted this and similar media) and fake celebrity quotes falls under this community: !lowqualityfacts

LodeMike , in LASER HIGH FIVE!

I think you may have spelled !aneurysmposting wrong

SnotFlickerman , in I was there to witness the apocalypse...
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A good source of fiber after not pooping for three days.

LouNeko , (edited ) in People warn about culture shock, but nothing prepared ne for this solid toilet paper roll in Vietnam

Food so spicy, they give you a roll of bandages as toilet paper. Patch yourself up.

Agent641 OP ,

MEDIC!

Brahvim ,
@Brahvim@lemmy.kde.social avatar

ZE MEDIC IS HIYAAR!

BigDanishGuy ,

Well, first aid for an arterial bleeding is to “stuff a finger in the hole and get the person to lay down on the floor”. I suppose that could still be relevant here… If you have a cock ring I guess you could apply it as a tourniquet

rimmedalpha , (edited ) in "It's better to piss in the sink than to sink in the piss"
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