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neidu2 ,

Just because I’m an IT guy, it doesn’t mean I know why your laptop is slow.

dotdi ,

Or how to fix your printer.

neidu2 ,

Nobody knows how to fix a printer

TheButtonJustSpins ,

I can’t even get my own printer to work.

mesamunefire ,

Did you know they still sell dot matrix printers? Wild.

Everything since then has been a mistake.

errorlab ,

Best printer setup experience I’ve had.

hperrin ,

I had a guy recently ask why his printer wasn’t working after he got a new router, and it turns out it is because the printer only went up to 802.11g. I’m pretty amazed that printer outlived the wireless standard it was using.

Juvyn00b ,

I mean… 802.11g is still able to be used. Even b is supported under the radios I’m familiar with.

hperrin ,

The router he got did have support for 802.11g, but for some reason I don’t remember we couldn’t turn it on. It was some integrated 5G router. The solution was just to use the printer’s built in AP to print. He has to disconnect from the internet to print things, but it still works.

9point6 ,

Also, that software engineer and IT are not interchangeable terms

Mr_Fish ,

“I’m a software engineer, not a printer whisperer”

hperrin ,

^ This. So much this. I’m a software engineer, and people will ask me IT questions about software I have no clue how to use.

TheImpressiveX ,
@TheImpressiveX@lemmy.ml avatar

“Can you hack my ex-girlfriends Instagram?”

Or, “I have an amazing idea for an app…”

tiredofsametab ,

Clearly, if my years on the internet taught me anything, the killer app ID is an app that hack's ex's socials with bonus functionality for changing their school grades

Mac ,

My app idea was location based reminders instead of time based.

The next time you’re at the store you’ll get a notification with your notes.

I think it’s a neat idea but i never have location on so 🤷‍♂️

tiredofsametab ,

I think you can use existing software to do that. If your store has wifi (even if you can't access it, I think), you can geofence an area and have some action (such as popping up a reminder app) trigger. I've not used software like this myself, but I remember people describing behavior like this at least on Android. If it might be useful to you, you should give it a search.

I have an app that's meant to schedule things, but I just use it as a checklist and preface each action with the location. So long as I check it (second home screen on my phone, so not a huge barrier), I'm usually good.

Example

  • costco: chicken
  • costco: paper towels
  • Cainz: sunscreen
  • grocery: milk
  • grocery: eggs
Mac ,

yeah quite a few apps are existing software wrapped into a convenient bundle

hperrin ,

Apple Reminders does that.

Mac ,

very cool

9point6 ,

Was gonna say Google keep has had this feature for years too

brygphilomena ,

I can’t hack insta. But I can probably hack your ex. Spearfishing is largely just a matter of time.

hperrin ,

“My app idea is that you can see where your girlfriend is at all times.”

“So you’re telling me you want me to build an illegal stalking system? Have you really thought this through?”

(Based on an actual conversation.)

Reverendender ,

Yeah, but what could it be though?

hperrin ,

Eh, you probably do, you just don’t want to spend three hours wading through mountains of malware for free.

neidu2 ,

I don’t want to do it for money either.

Scubus ,

I mean if their hardride isn’t full, and their task manager isn’t showing a bunch of bloat, then it’s 95% of the time a hardware issue.

weeeeum ,

I mean, 90% chance it’s because: still using a hard drive, old ass CPU/heat issues+throttling, OS and software bloat.

0_0j ,
@0_0j@lemmy.world avatar

Bloat

CanadaPlus ,

I’m on a laptop from before the Mayan apocalypse. Works fine for everything except gaming. It’s bloat.

RaoulDook ,

And they need to download more RAM

Copythis ,

Sometimes your printer won’t print in black and white if a color is out because it uses all of the colors to create a deeper black. Depends on the model though.

And some of them use yellow as a lubricant because yellow toner has a consistency close to water.

Also, please do not copy money or your butt. Trust me.

Abnorc ,

I remember hearing that money is n issue since it has some copy protection features, but your butt? What’s wrong with that? (Other than sitting on a piece of electronic equipment, lol.)

stoy ,
  • Unhygenic
  • Risk of destroying the copier
  • Embarrasing
Copythis ,

I have had a “biohazard” call at a local college.

The platen glass is a lot thinner than it looks!

Also, depending on the model of the copier, it will not let you copy money, and if you attempt it too many times, it will literally brick the machine.

Something cool to do is to take your phone and turn on the selfie camera. Lay that on the platen and make a copy to see a trippy pattern.

If you want to screw with someone, lay a single paperclip on the platen and make a bunch of copies of it. Take your copies and shuffle them into the paper tray face up (assuming you’re using an office laser copier) so every once in a while, someone will get a paper clip on their print.

thegreatgarbo ,

The platen glass is a lot thinner than it looks!

You got a literal open mouth “O” and hand over mouth Oh NO from me. Their poor scrotum!

hakunawazo ,

Also used for printer tracking dots.

Ceedoestrees ,

I can’t “blow up” an image you screenshotted from a video your sister posted on facebook and make it look any better then a pile of angry pixel garbage. I can, however, remove the pause icon from your garbage picture.

hperrin ,

Well with generative AI, now we can, but that’s just cause the computer is making shit up.

I_Has_A_Hat ,

To be fair, that’s also what our brains do most of the time.

richieadler ,

That current “AI” is not turning into Skynet any time soon.

hperrin ,

It might turn into dumb skynet though. Like a version of skynet that does malicious things, but not because it’s trying to hurt people, just because it’s really stupid and we put it in charge of things.

trolololol ,

Oh like politicians and CEOs? Can we try replacing them with AI?

fruitycoder ,

Boards are certainly looking at this. They certainty won’t align with the workers, consumers, or publics interest.

richieadler ,

Yeah, the McKittrick effect (remember Wargames?)

CanadaPlus , (edited )

We can’t even get them to not be racist under light adversarial conditions. Billions of dollars have probably been spent on that problem to no avail.

LLMs like ChatGPT have kind of just turned the problem of getting knowledge into a computer, into the problem of getting it back out in a controlled way. It’s still hard and failure-prone but now nobody knows how it works inside.

Wirlocke ,

I’ve begun to think of LLMs as compression algorithms for patterns. It can take an existing pattern and apply it on unusual subjects. Like take the pattern of a limerick and apply it to the patterns of Danny Devito, that’s the upper limit of their creativity. So rather than storing information, it stores these patterns making it seem more dynamic.

The way I see it, human creativity is the combination of patterns but in a chaotic non-analytic way. We make leaps of logic that without precise knowledge of our brains can’t be exactly replicated. Meanwhile LLM’s just do the basic combination of patterns that result in the most generic realization of any idea.

However the well dries up as soon as we stop training them. They’ll store the basics of any field but fail to replicate new developments or conclusions until trained.

xilona ,

However the well dries up as soon as we stop training them. They’ll store the basics of any field but fail to replicate new developments or conclusions until trained.

Exactly this is the reason we should prevent any further data collection by these bastards…

Don’t feed the beast!

hperrin ,

The more users you have, the more expensive it is to run.

Like, compute, storage, bandwidth, none of that is free. If you’re providing a free service, like Wikipedia, and you have many millions of users, like Wikipedia, your expenses will be enormous. You can either accept donations, like Wikipedia, require payment, or sell your users.

If there’s something you like that’s free online, support them. If they don’t accept donations, well, I hate to tell you, you’re the product.

0_0j ,
@0_0j@lemmy.world avatar

If they don’t accept donations, well, I hate to tell you, you’re the product.

A statement has never been truer than this

intensely_human ,

Also when “you’re the product” that doesn’t just mean that your data is the product. A user is a person whom you can influence. “You’re the product” means this company can direct you, influence you, change your behavior. They can offer your behavioral changes, as a service to their other stakeholders.

CanadaPlus ,

Shit. People think they collect all that data just for fun, don’t they? Time to change how I talk about this…

niktemadur ,

Marketing can be such an immoral, insidious process.
And it takes thousands of people pushing this shit mindlessly, because hey… “It’s just a job, right? Nine to five”.

xilona ,

This ☝️✅

thorbot ,

That adding an exclamation mark to your password doesn’t make it secure, GREG!

BlueEther ,
@BlueEther@no.lastname.nz avatar

hunter2! for the win

scott ,
@scott@lem.free.as avatar

Wait. What? I only see *******

thorbot ,

Now’s it’s ******!

Klear ,

I only see *******!

WhatYouNeed ,

So no using “Password!” or being extra tricky “Password1!”.

Why do so many sites permit users to use crappy passwords like that?

thorbot ,

Because negligence

hakunawazo ,
rand_alpha19 ,

No, replacing your HVAC or control systems will not magically fix the engineering issues present in your home/building. You will have to compensate for poor design indefinitely unless you want to demolish and start over.

BearOfaTime ,

Oh fuck, improperly designed HVAC + changes made to a building that really fuck it up… There’s no fixing that folks.

“This one room is always hot!” Well, there’s no return, the door’s always closed, and oh, someone replaced the door 20 years ago and now there’s only a 1/4" gap between it and the floor. No, “turning up the fan speed” isn’t going to fix it.

brygphilomena ,

Transom windows. I don’t know why they aren’t common. But they make it easy to close a door but still allow airflow through the house.

toddestan ,

Because modern houses really don’t give any thoughts about airflow or natural cooling. Heck, even getting the AC compressor installed on a side of the house where it doesn’t get baked in the afternoon sun is too much to ask for.

hperrin ,

Solution: install a doggy door with weak enough magnets to let the air flow.

intensely_human ,

Solution: vibrate the air to reduce viscosity

SLfgb , (edited )

That only works for non-newtonian fluids

(edit: spelling)

CanadaPlus ,

Bead curtain, maybe? It’s both practical and groovy. /s

Cataphract ,

Do you have any suggestions for those interested in learning about HVAC design principles? I’m currently far enough along in experience where I’ve discovered I know very little because of how complex each part of the systems can be. I’ve ran into so many questionable setups doing inspections but would love to be able to look at a unit’s specs and follow the runs making sure nothing immediately eye-catching is going on.

I have similar experience with Electrical and Plumbing, 99% of the time it’s common mistakes made by installers or not following code properly. HVAC is near impossible to fully grasp because of the code terminology and arguments over best practices. Even something as simple as a range hood gets people confused because of the exhaust type versus code requirements.

That_Devil_Girl ,
@That_Devil_Girl@lemmy.ml avatar

I’m a welder, and the general public doesn’t seem to understand why we charge so much for our services. Like, 80% of my work is fit-up, alignment, math, measurements, and work area prep.

All the public sees is “durr, me hot glue metal! All done!” That’s exactly what you get with Jim Bob who owns a welder yet has never trained for it. He’s cheap, his welds are ugly, and they’re likely to fail in the near future.

weeeeum ,

Also do trades. People seem to have no perception that quality varies. They assume it’s busy work, it’s either done or not done, works or don’t work. All as if you flip a couple magical switches and everything’s finished.

Always frustrating to explain how the electrician that’s 15$ an hour is gonna get you killed, and that wiring isn’t just snaking cords through a conduit.

fruitycoder ,

Just show them some of my work as an amateur just sticking metal together and surely they’ll pay for your work.

Like I try to at least measure, do some math, clean it up, and be steady but anybody looking at can know its my day job lol

DJDarren ,

A huge, HUGE amount of a welder’s value - nay, almost any skilled worker’s value - is in the years you’ve spent gettin’ good.

captainlezbian ,

Yeah I don’t hire tradesfolk thinking I’m getting something cheap. I hire tradesfolk thinking I’m getting something that’s gonna fucking work when I need it to for as long as it can be expected to. That weld ain’t the cheapest part of the bridge by any means but it cannot unexpected fail without catastrophe, so if trained and reputable welders are expensive then welds on that bridge is expensive.

I can run my own wires when the wife lets me. But I won’t because that expensive electrician will do it safely and in a way that doesn’t cause even more expensive problems in the future

Good labor isn’t cheap and cheap labor is rarely good.

CuriousRefugee ,

Space is hard. You’re strapping something inside a big tube with basically directed explosives at the bottom, hoping it survives the trip, then subjecting it to constant radiation, huge temperature swings, and other brutal environmental factors like micrometeoroids. Just because we’ve been sending satellites and people up to space for nearly 70 years doesn’t mean it’s gotten easier; we’re just better at knowing what to expect so we can test for it. Failures in rockets or satellites or even manned spacecraft are going to happen as much as we work to prevent them.

NJSpradlin ,

Your job must be pretty cool.

0_0j ,
@0_0j@lemmy.world avatar

You beat me to this comment

hperrin ,

I feel like most people know that rocket science is hard.

MummifiedClient5000 ,

Well, It’s not exactly brain surgery.

Uninformed_Tyler ,

Everyone gets older. Everyones body breaks down eventually. The amount of elderly who have said “I never thought something like this would happen to me”. Look around Edna! What made you think you were going to avoid what happens to everyone else!?

Scubus ,

At least personally, the idea is that I will die before I get old.

Jimmycrackcrack ,

I dunno that seems awful c-c-cold. Are you just trying to cause a big s-s-sensation?

SoGrumpy ,

Well I didn’t, so now am.

Upvote for The Who reference.

CanadaPlus , (edited )

“Everything that happens happens to someone else”

Also the reason people don’t buy even the most basic insurance, or take even the most basic disaster preparedness steps.

NineMileTower ,

I can’t and wouldn’t teach your kid to be gay. I can’t get him to write his fucking name at the top of the page.

MajorHavoc ,

I hate that more people don’t understand this. It leads to a bunch of discussion and anxiety about nothing at all.

hperrin ,

That’s generally not what they’re really concerned about. “I don’t want teachers teaching my children to be gay” is just code for, “I don’t want teachers teaching my children that it’s ok to be gay.”

CanadaPlus ,

Or just tolerating them in front of their kid. In fact, they’d probably prefer the teacher teach Timmy to hate like mom and dad do.

0_0j ,
@0_0j@lemmy.world avatar

Rough day, huh?

Parents can be overprotective, (I.e. become shitty parents) and you can’t really do anything about that, except hoping that the universe educate them.

ColeSloth ,

It’s at least mostly going away nowadays, but…pulling a fire alarm will not make your school fire sprinklers go off. Getting one sprinkler to go off is just that. One sprinkler. None of the rest will go off.

Also, fires in a building are never a spot here, a spot there, over there a spot, and just randomly burning patches all over the place. It just grows out and up from its origin point, for the most part. It doesn’t magically plant little patches all over the place. It’s also often times so smoky and so thick with smoke that you quite literally couldn’t see a big portion of fire if it were ten feet in front of you. You feel the heat and maybe see a faint bit of orange glow. Sometimes you don’t even get to see that.

0_0j ,
@0_0j@lemmy.world avatar

Learned something today. Thank you

LuycYQ2uUiTjR3yLri ,

Does this affect any fire evacuation procedures? For example, would it be likely that the nearest exit stairwell happens to be the source of the fire? If so, how would that change the plan?

CanadaPlus ,

Not OP, but that’s why fire codes specify multiple escape routes - for example, a window on a bedroom.

Knossos ,

Something doesn’t work in a particular piece of software. “Don’t they test their program?”. “All they need to do is X, obviously they don’t know how to code!”.

Sometimes it isn’t as easy as you think.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Though it being difficult doesn’t excuse releasing an untested program or one with known issues…

KeepFlying ,

Sometimes you have to make a tradeoff and focus on the golden path, which means comprehensive testing has to be skipped or bugs have to be explicitly left in.

Yes it’s bad. Yes it sucks. But it’s that or nothing gets released at all.

(I wish it wasn’t that way. I try hard to make sure it isn’t that way at my job, but for now that’s how it is)

hperrin ,

Known issues that don’t interfere with the critical user stories are usually not prioritized. They should be disclosed, and even better if workarounds are published, but fixing them usually isn’t in the budget.

intensely_human ,

Since February the Uber Driver app has had a bug where elements from the “not in a trip right now” UI state render over top of the “in a trip and navigating” UI state.

It means that the user can’t see the text for the next turn, and also can’t see the direction of the next turn.

However there’s a workaround because they can see the distance to the next turn and once they’re close they can see which way route line goes.

hperrin ,

I would still say that interferes with a critical user story.

slazer2au ,

Turning your computer off and back on again will solve 90% of your problems.

Of the other 10% an additional reboot while on the phone with the IT person solves those.

mesamunefire ,

Yep, I turn off my devices when I’m done with them. I’ll restart my phone from time to time.

Most software isn’t made for patchwork while running. Sometimes even if it’s on a server lol. The stuff that is gets tested quite a bit.

Thavron ,
@Thavron@lemmy.ca avatar

Turning off and back on is not the same as restarting. If you want to force a restart like turn off, hold shift while clicking shutdown.

mesamunefire ,

You have a very strange phone.

flambonkscious ,

Sounds like the windows 10 ‘innovation’ called fast startup. Some genius decided instead of shutting down, let’s just log the user out and put the OS into standby… That’ll save a lot of boot time!

It’s universally hated by IT and made redundant by SSDs

mesamunefire ,

I hear you I turn off Linux devices too. Zombie power is a thing as well as software being a house of cards.

Sylvartas ,

Also it really fucks with some peripherals. I even had a motherboard with RGB lights (don’t judge me, it was actually cheaper than the “normie” version I originally wanted) that didn’t turn off the lights and the fans because of this shitty feature. I never got around to investigating who was doing things wrong between Microsoft and the manufacturer in this case though, I just got into the habit of holding shift while clicking the shutdown button.

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Still studying, but I often see people think that WiFi = Internet.

Thankfully, some of them at least acknowledge existence of “Exclamation mark WiFi”.

TheButtonJustSpins ,

What is “Exclamation mark WiFi?”

dyathinkhesaurus ,

!Wifi = not-wifi = there’s no wifi, there’s no internet! 😱

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

there’s no wifi

Wifi is a lie! screams, starts looting

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

WiFi icon with exclamation mark (no internet access).
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Valmond ,

So stupid, everyone knows it’s ethernet.

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