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AngryCommieKender , in Go play with a cat somewhere

Janeway really needs to moderate that coffee addiction. I don’t drink the stuff personally, but I don’t think it’s worth some of the stuff she did for a better cuppa

bappity ,
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as long as it’s not Nescafé Gold Blend. that stuff makes me want to vomit from a sip.

Mongostein ,

Nescafé anything is shit. Literally the worst coffee.

bappity ,
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agreed. sadly in my area it dominates the store shelves so I rarely find bearable coffee brands :/

Justas ,
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Jacobs gives it a run for it’s money. And a runny stool for the poor sods unfortunate enough to drink it.

Stamets OP ,
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Coffee Crisp pretty good tho

Seasm0ke ,
bappity ,
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been finding out every week that they own some random brand I’ve been using for a while >_>

auraness ,

She only drinks tea now.

admiralteal , in We need to remodulate the phasers

This joke is backwards.

YouTube is the one trying to kill an infinitely adaptable adversary they stand no chance of defeating.

MJBrune ,

You say that like the federation doesn’t win every single time. Humans are more adaptable than the borg.

admiralteal ,

Man, what kind of universe am I in where a Wolf 359-truther is getting favorites.

MJBrune ,

Haha, I don’t know enough about that fan theory to say I believe it or not but I will say no matter what, humans still stopped the Borg cube. Otherwise Earth would have gotten assimilated.

takeda ,

They are “remodulating” chrome. If you continue to use chrome and any browser based on it, you might soon realize that adblocking doesn’t work anymore, because filtering support was neutered and you no longer will be able to switch to Firefox, as they will outright block it as it allows to block ads.

It is important to use Firefox now to make sure sites won’t start blocking it.

roguetrick ,

If YouTube ever blocks Firefox alphabet will finally be broken up.

Serinus ,

Wanna bet? There are ways to frog in a boiling pot this. And chrome isn’t the only browser that will support blocking Firefox. (They’ll argue Chromium is not Google, only Chrome).

roguetrick ,

That's a fig leaf. US courts might agree with that argument, but European courts will see that it all is monopolistic practices to support their ad business. YouTube itself can't survive market dominance without it's preferential deals with it's parent company's hosting and ads. Ask viemo how using cloud hosting to serve video and third party ads works out. It would be suicidal. The truth is they ALREADY should be broken up.

HardlightCereal ,

We’re talking about computers, not leaves

FiskFisk33 ,

computer me alone

Swedneck ,
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computer TURN OFF THAT NOISE

takeda ,

Google likely will be one of the last ones to do it (exactly so it will be hard to to put them in court). I already see Microsoft (surprise!) do this and asking to use Chrome or Edge.

Ensign_Crab ,

Sounds like websites should subsidize firefox users by serving MORE ads to chrome users.

starman2112 ,
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If you’ve seen Star Trek, you know that the humans are the real infinitely adaptable adversary that the Borg stand no chance of defeating

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Sounds like a human wrote that.

starman2112 ,
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God damn right

negativenull ,

Reverse the polarity, Geordi!

MossyFeathers ,

You say that but Google is working on shoving a drm scheme into Chrome that’d keep you from being able to modify sites (e.g. ad and script blocking) and, due to the sheer market share that chrome and Chromium-based browsers have, Google can kinda just do whatever they want. Of course, it’s ultimately up to the site owners to implement it, but you know probably 90% of sites will use it.

sirblastalot ,

Thank god for firefox!

Kolanaki ,
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pointing_spidermen.jpg

Fredy1422 ,

You mean “The Borg” figuratively

ummthatguy , in Wesley's going to have to wash his mouth out with soap
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The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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Omg

DharmaCurious ,
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Who’s superimposed over Ralphy’s face? I can’t tell.

ummthatguy ,
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Little brother Jack.

guyrocket , in Well, surprise.
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GIF central in here. Was not expecting that. You might say it was a surprise.

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conditional_soup , in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)

Toss up between EMH and T’Ana, really, but I’d say T’Ana has more lovable burnout energy that the crew vibe with, where the EMH is just kind of a dick. I love him, he’s one of my favorite characters in all of Trek, but his bedside manner makes him a huge pain in the ass for anyone normal to work with. The people who got along best with him are Seven, who basically had high-functioning autism implants from the Borg, and Kes, who was, by and large, incapable of being mad. Janeway dealt with him fine because she just never took any shit from him as a matter of policy, and the only other person he vibed hard with was a fucking serial killer. Tom Paris, who stands out for being by far the biggest normie on Voyager, couldn’t stand the EMH (though he also hated sick bay).

So, gotta go with EMH having the worst bedside manner.

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CileTheSane ,
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Going to have to agree. He was never intended to need a good bedside manner because he was never supposed to be doing long term patient care. So they never bothered to program it.

He was designed for emergencies: “Do this. Do it now. Moving on.”

militaryintelligence ,

Autism implants 💀

mindbleach ,

Voyager’s EMH was so awful to deal with that the upgrade path was Andy Dick.

FordPrefect ,
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Huh… I just assumed the Andy Dick hologram was so much more pushy that it got the other one deprecated out of pettiness.

mindbleach ,

At least he didn’t delete him by getting Janeway back on cocaine.

xusontha , in Well, surprise.
ummthatguy ,
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xusontha ,

sisko i’m going to beam u into wormhole angry pointing

Sisko doesn’t like surprise prostate exams (what decisions in life have I made that led me to typing out that sentence)

ummthatguy ,
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Something something up your wormhole.

Idunno myself, anymore. Just roll with it.

https://media.tenor.com/ChLy1UvhOTgAAAAd/loony-loony-bin.gif

xusontha ,

sisko staring then going HA

If insanity leads to more Risa memes I’m all for it

DharmaCurious ,
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No gif has better captured the moment I lost my virginity.

xusontha ,

I’m not sure but I think the gif is originally of him eating a spicy food lol

Tolookah , in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)

Because he’s not listed, Julian.

ummthatguy OP ,
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Yeah, him too. Look, I had 6 spots and several shows to cover.

Tolookah ,

Fair enough, I would have given any name that wasn’t on the list, I mean, Tom Paris was a doc for a short bit, right? (My collectors plate has it in a footnote)

ummthatguy OP ,
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setsneedtofeed ,
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Inflammable means flammable? What a starship.

Stamets ,
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The fact that inflammable and flammable mean the same thing in reality still fucking infuriates me.

marcos ,

Well, if I was deemed a criminal by the act of existing, I wouldn’t care a lot about ethics either.

lazylion_ca , in Chief O'Brien would not receive another invite to the poker table.

I recall an episode where they showed a video stream from Geordie’s visor. There’s no way he could discern paying cards.

ummthatguy OP ,
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chaogomu ,

It was also explained in that episode that he can selectively look at different parts of the spectrum.

The dialog says something like "picking out a conversation in a crowded room."

Zorque ,

There was also an episode where he explained he could see through the cards to discern their values.

He doesn't look until after the hand ends... or so he says.

GuyFleegman ,
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Pfft, Geordi is the least of Worf’s problems at that table. Data is literally a walking computer, Troi can read minds, and Riker is evidently the greatest poker player who ever lived.

JackLSauce , in Those dirty hoomans...

Just here for the memes but is the letter transposition a typo or something that actually happened between series?

xusontha OP ,

oh no i need to fix that brb

JackLSauce ,

Kaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhment (no longer makes sense)

xusontha OP ,
MamboGator , in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)
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I always thought Phlox had the best bedside manner. The EMH is the crankiest I know of but I didn’t watch Discovery or Lower Decks.

ummthatguy OP ,
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Phlox could be short with patients who were holding back, but he respected and protected them like no other.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/90871dd8-b144-45e0-8c06-3783917e5b8e.jpeg

MarmaladeMermaid ,

He really went above and beyond for T’pol that one time…

GraniteM ,

And that time he tried to set Trip up with his wife.

MarmaladeMermaid ,

Well, she did fancy him!

ummthatguy OP ,
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I immediately read the words of Dostoyevsky and Karl Marx, and in the words of Albert Schweitzer,

https://i.imgflip.com/7rjtlu.gif

ThunderclapSasquatch ,

Lower Decks Doctor T’ana is basically a combination of Bines and the EMH with decades of burnout behind her. She’s just the best

ininewcrow , in We need to remodulate the phasers
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Google ad: resistance is futile …

laser blasts Google ad

Another Google ad appears: … Resistance is futile

karlach ,
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What is the equivalent for being assimilated? Subscribing to YouTube Premium? Watching the ads?

jaybone ,

But the borg assimilate you for free.

samus12345 ,
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To the Borg, you are the product.

Kolanaki , in We need to remodulate the phasers
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The Borg still adapt even if they use a randomly changing sequence, which means even in the future of Star Trek, they haven’t actually found a way for computers to generate real random numbers and it’s just an algorithm to simulate it, which of course the Borg can extrapolate from.

You’d think they’d have quantum mechanics on lock by the 24th century.

marcos ,

I would expect their random numbers to have at least 128 bits of entropy. Evidently, they have 2 or 3.

Swedneck ,
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for all their post-scarcity they ran out of entropy bits in the 2200’s and now they have strict rationing

Damage ,

You guys are killing me

Cringe2793 ,

Don’t the borg only adapt after they get shot? They need to experience it to adapt.

nicoweio ,

That’s an interesting idea, although I’d say in that case they just “meta-adapted”, so that even truly random variations in the same degrees of freedom would not have helped.

MrPoopyButthole , in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)
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EMH with ethical subroutines disabled

oeverbloem ,

He has ethical subroutines???

Naja_kaouthia , in Captain Franknfurter to the Bridge

I would totally do an online watch.

Stamets OP ,
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So would I… wondering if there’s a way I could easily set it up or something. Bunch of trekkies watching Rocky Horror Picture Show. That’ll be a ton of fun!

Edit: I get downvoted for the weirdest shit lmfao

MajorHavoc ,

I’ve decided there’s a “single downvote” bot or something. Though honestly, the buttons are pretty close together in some apps, so it could just be fast fat fingers.

Stamets OP ,
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That’s true. I’ve accidentally downvoted people before and had to change it. For the record, I am not complaining. I do not give the remotest of a flying shit about how many numbers I have on a random webpage. If I did though I doubt I’d be upset about 1 downvote when I’ve got, according to my Boost app, over 200,000 upvotes.

I just thought it was funny that THAT was the comment that got downvoted. Everything else I can see why and like yeah, sure. People gonna voice their opinions. I am not bothered by that and actively encourage it. It helps me know what to post and what not to post and to judge the vibe of a community. I just thought that was hysterical. “Trekkies watching Rocky Horror Picture Show? SILENCE QUEER!”

MajorHavoc ,

Yeah. We have a pretty big overlap between Trekkies and Rocky Horror Motion Picture Show fans.

I think I’m gonna have mash-ups going through my head all day now.

“It’s just a jump to the left, and a deflector dish recalibratioooooooon.”

Stamets OP ,
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Oh god… That’s the next musical episode we need! Or at least a live stream of the SNW or DSC cast singing Rocky Horror numbers and talking about their favorite parts.

DharmaCurious ,
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Put me down for a Trekkie RHPS viewing party! Friggin love rocky horror!

karlach , in 'Twas the night before first contact day..
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This reminds me of Vanilla Sky.

spoilerKurt Russell’s character realises he is in a simulation and has an existential crisis. You lived your entire life to this point and from someone else’s perspective you’re basically an NPC. Dread.

Daft_ish ,

Hehe Kurt Russel as the least in vanilla sky? I’d watch it.

Anticorp ,

You know what Jack Burton always says… what the hell?

CitizenKong ,

Well, poor guy/girl is probably from a reality where Kurt Russell did play the lead in Vanilla Sky and is now having an identity crisis.

Rodeo ,

All other people are NPCs from the perspective of one person. That’s what “non-player character” means.

You’re the player in your own mind, aren’t you? That makes the rest of us NPCs.

I just don’t see how someone else’s perspective of my autonomy should cause such a crisis in me.

karlach ,
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The difference is NPCs exist only for the main character’s experience. Oblivion’s Adoring Fan does not have a life outside of interacting with the main character or an existence outside of when the human in the external reality controls the main character in the simulated reality. In our reality there is apparently no main character. Everything and everyone simply is. To learn one is artificial is to realise that everything one has done is artificial and confined to the boundaries of someone else’s experience. A created slave with a hollow origin and no means of escaping a forced purpose.

Rodeo ,

I mean a cursory glance at your own life ought to show you that you do in fact have a life outside of the experiences of some arbitrary person. If you were told you are an NPC, does your lifetime of personal experiences simply vanish?

Even if you were shown proof that you’re a simulation, can you really just let go of your entire existence like that?

I think denial would be a far more common reaction than existential crisis.

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