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shutz , in But they don't know what baseball is?

I bet it didn’t survive the refit. Actually, I suspect that’s where the “Rec Deck” from TMP ended up, though I have no proof (were the post-refit blueprints ever published?)

captain_aggravated ,
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Is there even a space for the “Rec Deck” to fit in a Constitution class? I don’t think it would fit where the blueprints show the bowling alley because the “Rec Deck” is at least two decks tall. The Constitution class is surprisingly small; I was a TNG guy and the Galaxy class ships are comically gigantic.

Would be a question I would pose to a Youtuber by the name of We Travel By Night, who has tackled things like “The turbolift shafts on the exterior model don’t change from movie to movie, but the turbolift doors gradually move apart as they update the set.” or “the ship’s neck is so narrow that there’s no room for the turbolift and the engine plumbing to pass by each other, so how does that even work?”

USSBurritoTruck OP , in Bait
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  • samus12345 ,
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    It is.

    Stamets , (edited ) in I told you cloaking the cloaking device was a good idea.
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    I am going to beat you to death with a hyperspanner

    negativenull OP ,

    I’ll defend myself with a Sonic Screwdriver

    Stamets ,
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    SkybreakerEngineer ,

    And a bag of jelly babies

    NakariLexfortaine ,

    Great. Instead of the Star Wars Trek, or the Star Trek Wars, we get the Star Who.

    This isn’t going to be confusing at all.

    negativenull OP ,

    Dr. Trek

    NakariLexfortaine ,

    Well now we’re just discussing current events.

    conditional_soup , in Semantic arguments, part 2 (Hard Mode: No Pulaski... *and no Julian for lack of spots)

    Toss up between EMH and T’Ana, really, but I’d say T’Ana has more lovable burnout energy that the crew vibe with, where the EMH is just kind of a dick. I love him, he’s one of my favorite characters in all of Trek, but his bedside manner makes him a huge pain in the ass for anyone normal to work with. The people who got along best with him are Seven, who basically had high-functioning autism implants from the Borg, and Kes, who was, by and large, incapable of being mad. Janeway dealt with him fine because she just never took any shit from him as a matter of policy, and the only other person he vibed hard with was a fucking serial killer. Tom Paris, who stands out for being by far the biggest normie on Voyager, couldn’t stand the EMH (though he also hated sick bay).

    So, gotta go with EMH having the worst bedside manner.

    ummthatguy OP ,
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    CileTheSane ,
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    Going to have to agree. He was never intended to need a good bedside manner because he was never supposed to be doing long term patient care. So they never bothered to program it.

    He was designed for emergencies: “Do this. Do it now. Moving on.”

    militaryintelligence ,

    Autism implants 💀

    mindbleach ,

    Voyager’s EMH was so awful to deal with that the upgrade path was Andy Dick.

    FordPrefect ,
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    Huh… I just assumed the Andy Dick hologram was so much more pushy that it got the other one deprecated out of pettiness.

    mindbleach ,

    At least he didn’t delete him by getting Janeway back on cocaine.

    Stamets , in We need to remodulate the phasers
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    Piped seems to work for most Youtube videos on Firefox, at least that I’ve found. My issue is that I have a youtube addon that allows me to double the volume and it doesn’t work on piped.

    jaybone ,

    What’s the downside to switching to piped?

    Stamets ,
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    There are fewer features than there are on YouTube. That’s about it. Otherwise it runs better in every regard.

    The only reason I use YouTube proper is because of add-ons I already have that make my YouTube experience better.

    Lydia_K , in Maybe one with a few more lights

    Gold.

    Tischkante , in Go play with a cat somewhere

    Lets beam some photon torpedoes into their crew quarters.

    bappity ,
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    swap their coffee reserves for tri-cobalt devices

    MajorHavoc , in In an alternate universe

    “Data, can you run a self-diagnostic on your optic sensors and, if it checks out, check your logs from the last time you saw Mr Wallace.”

    “Accessing now. Sensors read intact inclusive of the last time I was in the presence of Mr Wallace.”

    “Thanks Data. Now, anaylze that sensor log and let me know if Mr Wallace looks like a bitch.”

    “Data, I could use your help again. Can you check your audio sensor logs for me. Did this MF say ‘what’ again, about 2 seconds ago?”

    “Of course, Geordi…My audio logs are intact, and I can confirm with certainty that he did say ‘what’, again.”

    nottheengineer ,

    This sounds like a perfect use case for AI generation. Give it a few more years and pulp trek might become a thing.

    dmonzel , in Living a better life than I am

    That last line would guarantee I would find a way to break the transparent aluminum and save Porthos.

    ummthatguy ,
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    n3m37h , in I'm with you Nicholas Shran

    This is equally disturbing and hilarious…

    teft ,
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    Don’t worry. Nickolas Shran can’t hurt you. He’s not real. He’s a holodeck character created by Q.

    Garden_Ramsay ,

    I was thinking Barclay had his hand in this monstrosity

    Infynis ,
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    This is worse than Badgey

    dejected_warp_core ,

    Point of order: isn’t the whole universe Q’s holodeck?

    teft ,
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    _stranger_ ,

    with the safety protocols set to random.

    possiblylinux127 , (edited ) in Beware imposters...

    quacktv

    For those who don’t know, that is a picture of odo and quark from Deep Space nine. Quarks name has been deliberately misspelled as Quack.

    theangryseal ,

    They deliberately misspelled Obi too.

    teft , in Beware imposters...
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    Uhhhh that is obviously Laas and Rom.

    negativenull OP ,

    Data and Neelix

    bionicjoey ,

    It’s pronounced Netflix you dummy

    negativenull OP ,

    NetflixNeelix and chill ;)

    taanegl ,

    Next trend? Sexy pictures of Neelix.

    RojoSanIchiban ,
    Teal ,

    Kneelicks and cheese 🧀

    samus12345 ,
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    Kneelicks

    Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time…a long time.

    https://sevspace.com/stupidarchive/sevtrek016-1.jpg

    Teal ,

    Nice! I wasn’t aware of that site, the name just came to me. :)

    possiblylinux127 ,
    AngryHumanoid , in In an alternate universe

    Well now I need Samuel L. Jackson as a Klingon in literally any Star Trek show.

    Stamets , in In an alternate universe
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    Is that Brent Spiner who did Face/Off sequel there with Travolta?

    ericisshort ,

    All I thought was why is Michael Madsen in this?

    The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
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    It’s incredible to me how well Travolta fits as an android too.

    psycho_driver , in One Prime Directive violation I think we'd all be happy with

    By Grabthar’s Hammer.

    VindictiveJudge ,

    What a crossover.

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