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EndOfLine , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"
@EndOfLine@lemmy.world avatar

Threatening to impregnate a woman is not a good tactic for a man who is currently fighting a sexual harassment.

skvlp OP ,

Not at all.

AbidanYre , (edited )

He didn’t even offer her a horse.

meeeeetch ,

Maybe he’s offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.

kmartburrito ,

Which one? §§€ππ√π or ®°•[||||]¢?

SpaceNoodle ,

Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–

kmartburrito ,

Thank you for giving me the first belly laugh of my day. 🤣

GTKashi ,

Good ol’ Bobby Tables

SkybreakerEngineer ,

One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player

someguy3 ,

Wasn’t there supposed to be a cage match?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.

bazus1 ,

Live your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow’s first shot locked and loaded.

werefreeatlast ,

At least you’re not giving anyone a child from all that activity. I’m proud of you, keep at it! Together we can!.. master bate separately.

skvlp OP ,

I don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.

tipicaldik ,

and slip in his own piss puddle on the way out…

CitizenKong ,

He chickened out of fighting Zuckerberg as well, who does Judo and is also a robot.

Jax ,

Stop, I can only get so erect

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’d pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk

Telodzrum , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

. . . what the fuck

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

He’s a creep. He’s a weirdo.

MegaUltraChicken ,

What the hell is he doing here?

kaitco ,

He doesn’t belong here.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

He don’t care if it hurts, he wanna have control.

Aurenkin ,

He wants a perfect body. He wants a perfect soul.

inbeesee ,

He will die alone

Caboose12000 ,

he wants you to notice when hes not around

Hobbes_Dent ,

record scratch

🎶Go on, take the money and run 🎶

homesweethomeMrL ,

AROOOooooo lawd

don ,

This is a story bout Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue

skvlp OP ,

Being pathetic and misogynistic in a poor attempt at portraying himself as “alpha”.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m hearing this to the tune of Bitch by Meredith Brooks.

He’s a creep, he’s a weirdo,
He’s a child, he’s a dildo,
He’s a sinner, he’s a taint,
He should feel ashamed.

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Not “Creep” by Radiohead, which is what I was quoting?

darvocet ,

Both can be right.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Since I don’t know Radiohead at all, no. Oops.

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Not oops at all. The words work for “bitch” too!

Hello_there , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Just imagine the impact if she took her accounts to pixelfed / mastadon. You'd get all the fans to follow her.
Hell, she could create her own server and be immediately one of the most popular in the network.

BarrierWithAshes ,
@BarrierWithAshes@fedia.io avatar

She would have to make her own server. She would overwhelm and destroy those sites.

homesweethomeMrL ,

She would have to make her own server.

THAT. Is genius.

lemmy.swifties,io or whatever. Yes.

SpaceNoodle ,

OP suggested @swiftie.world and OP is right

Beacon ,

Bluesky is the new twitter

acosmichippo ,
@acosmichippo@lemmy.world avatar

the new twitter is wherever the critical mass of users go. so far that is nowhere.

Beacon , (edited )

That place is Bluesky

https://techcrunch.com/2024/09/03/bluesky-continues-to-soar-adding-2m-more-new-users-in-a-matter-of-days/

cygnus ,
@cygnus@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah but that’s just Brazilians. It’s great if you want a bunch of “huehuehue”, I suppose.

Hello_there ,

Sanic

Beacon , (edited )

It's not just Brazilians, read the article

Quote:

"downloads outside Brazil also rose by 584%"

"In terms of absolute downloads, countries that saw the most installs outside Brazil included the U.S., Portugal, the U.K., Canada and Spain."

whyNotSquirrel ,
@whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works avatar

well if there was 2 download before it means that now it’s 12 download

radiohead37 ,

You can also see long strings of kkkkkk

mosiacmango , (edited )

Twitter had something like 500 million users at its peak, and is likely still In the high 300s/low 400s.

Adding 2 million out of the projected 20 million Brazilian twitter users still isn’t it. Twitter is still where the critical mass is, just maybe not for Brazil due to external factors.

skvlp OP , (edited )

taylor @swiftie.world? None of her fans would find it confusing to choose which server to sign up to.

IsThisAnAI ,

I think this is less a statement on Swift fans and moreso fediverse than you realize.

wildncrazyguy138 , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

I don't visit Twitter, how do I stop hearing about every little toxic bullshit line Elon has to say?

ravhall ,

Content filters

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dig a hole in the ground and stick your head in.

skvlp OP ,

Figure a way to make him go bankrupt. You won’t have to hear about Elon, and you can be the hero of the day. Win/win :)

Trainguyrom ,

An XKCD-style filter would probably do the trick: explainxkcd.com/…/Category:Substitution_series

mp3 , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"
@mp3@lemmy.ca avatar

Weird and gross.

drdiddlybadger , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"
@drdiddlybadger@pawb.social avatar

He speaks like this because there’s no consequences. His lawyers must be pissed cause anyone with a harassment case against him can just put that tweet up to help their case lmao.

ouRKaoS ,

An angry Travis Kelce is a consequence he may have overlooked.

SkaveRat ,

They are making bank in any case

ieatpwns , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

He just made my fallopians shrivel up

xmunk ,

That’s good preparation just in case Trump wins the election.

ralakus ,

wins successfully steals the election

SkaveRat ,

Same. And I don’t even have any

Bitflip , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Sounds like a good way to get a Superbowl ring design embossed in your face.

Krackalot ,

Another fight he’ll say he wants and then back out of, I’m sure.

ABCDE , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Fucking gross.

Nuke_the_whales , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Fucking creepy weirdos

Lightor , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

I hate to over use the word but come on, they’re just so weird.

CosmicTurtle0 ,

I like perverted better in this case

SoleInvictus ,

And not even the cool or fun perverted. I’m always hesitant to kink shame, but forcing your kink on someone else, even just conversationally, is incredibly awful.

DontRedditMyLemmy ,

If there’s a God, we can start calling them “weird losers” in November.

ValorieAF ,

If there is actually a god (of the Christian variety), then there is a very high chance that trump is the anti-christ.

slingstone ,

Christian here. Can confirm that he checks a lot of the boxes for me. It’s terrifying to me how completely the alleged Church has accepted him.

ValorieAF ,

I’m an ex-christian whose read basically the entire Bible. I’m amazed how many boxes he checks but my Christian parents who support him don’t agree.

NineMileTower , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

I wouldn’t fuck with Travis Kelce’s girlfriend.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Don’t worry, Mommy Musk will protect him from getting into a fight.

RizzRustbolt ,

Screw that. I wouldn’t fuck with Taylor Swift. She is “fuck you and your little people laws” rich.

Thebeardedsinglemalt , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

She should’ve bounced right back about accepting his trans kid he seems to have distanced himself from

nieminen ,

That would be funny, but probably just best to ignore the creep

Schadrach ,

To be fair, she probably gets weirdos with variants of “have my babies” more often than you’d think, just not usually from billionaires who own social media companies.

nieminen ,

While I agree, how sad is it that we live in a world where this kind of trash isn’t abnormal

GiddyGap , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Well, that’s creepy. Yikes.

olympicyes ,

Instead of Zuck vs Musk, maybe we ought to see Kelce vs Musk. That is offensive in so many ways.

Jiggle_Physics ,

oh, that would be something that would make me use PPV, or, at least temporarily, get a streaming service.

ohellidk , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Elon’s such a creep!

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