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Telodzrum , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

. . . what the fuck

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

He’s a creep. He’s a weirdo.

MegaUltraChicken ,

What the hell is he doing here?

kaitco ,

He doesn’t belong here.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

He don’t care if it hurts, he wanna have control.

Aurenkin ,

He wants a perfect body. He wants a perfect soul.

inbeesee ,

He will die alone

Caboose12000 ,

he wants you to notice when hes not around

Hobbes_Dent ,

record scratch

🎶Go on, take the money and run 🎶

homesweethomeMrL ,

AROOOooooo lawd

don ,

This is a story bout Billy Joe and Bobbie Sue

skvlp OP ,

Being pathetic and misogynistic in a poor attempt at portraying himself as “alpha”.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m hearing this to the tune of Bitch by Meredith Brooks.

He’s a creep, he’s a weirdo,
He’s a child, he’s a dildo,
He’s a sinner, he’s a taint,
He should feel ashamed.

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Not “Creep” by Radiohead, which is what I was quoting?

darvocet ,

Both can be right.

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Since I don’t know Radiohead at all, no. Oops.

OhStopYellingAtMe ,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Not oops at all. The words work for “bitch” too!

NineMileTower , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

I wouldn’t fuck with Travis Kelce’s girlfriend.

SnotFlickerman ,
@SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Don’t worry, Mommy Musk will protect him from getting into a fight.

RizzRustbolt ,

Screw that. I wouldn’t fuck with Taylor Swift. She is “fuck you and your little people laws” rich.

MyOpinion , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Slow your roll Weirdo.

ABCDE , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Fucking gross.

damnedfurry , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

This is not news, who gives a shit?

towerful ,

It’s good to document weird and creepy behaviour.
If things like this don’t make the news cycle, they essentially go un-called-out. Which might make it seem like normal or acceptable behaviour.

Weird behaviour doesn’t live up to scrutiny

h3mlocke ,

Yeah it’s MuskSpam not news.

skvlp OP ,

Yes. He’s abusing his position to harass women. It has to be called out, documented and shown to be problematic behaviour.

tal , (edited )
@tal@lemmy.today avatar

I feel like a lot of areas of public discussion were more-dignified before the social media era.

Every major event just winds up with noise from Twitter drama getting attached to it.

ravhall ,

People always had shitty views, they just didn’t have a megaphone

EndOfLine ,
@EndOfLine@lemmy.world avatar

Reasons people may give a shit:

  • The US government is shoveling huge amounts of money towards an individual that dismisses and devalues half of the world’s population with an active sexual harassment suit against him.
  • Consumers might want to know if they are supporting if they are supporting a mysogynist by using his privately owned social media service or buying energy products / vehicles from a company he heads up as CEO.
  • Trump has announced an intention to have this man lead a new “Government Efficiency Commission” and this behavior reflects both on Trump for the sort of people he elevates into positions of power and reflects on Musk as a potential public servant.
Trainguyrom ,

He’s also the owner of the company which builds and operates the only current domestic launch vehicle certified to carry humans to the space station.

The only other certified launch vehicle in the world is built and operated by Roscosmos - owned and operated by a dictator who’s currently trying to annex another nation in the first war in Europe in decades

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

One of the richest men in the world publicly threatening to rape one of the biggest music stars in the world sounds kind of like news to me.

damnedfurry ,

publicly threatening to rape

???

lol

otp ,

He’s doing so without doing so.

He knows what he’s saying, and most people know what he’s saying, but he’s not “legally” saying it.

It’s the equivalent of adding “…in Minecraft” to his threat, except it’s legally stronger given the context.

wildncrazyguy138 , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

I don't visit Twitter, how do I stop hearing about every little toxic bullshit line Elon has to say?

ravhall ,

Content filters

zarkanian ,
@zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

Dig a hole in the ground and stick your head in.

skvlp OP ,

Figure a way to make him go bankrupt. You won’t have to hear about Elon, and you can be the hero of the day. Win/win :)

Trainguyrom ,

An XKCD-style filter would probably do the trick: explainxkcd.com/…/Category:Substitution_series

ohellidk , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Elon’s such a creep!

EndOfLine , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"
@EndOfLine@lemmy.world avatar

Threatening to impregnate a woman is not a good tactic for a man who is currently fighting a sexual harassment.

skvlp OP ,

Not at all.

AbidanYre , (edited )

He didn’t even offer her a horse.

meeeeetch ,

Maybe he’s offering to let her adopt one of his estranged children.

kmartburrito ,

Which one? §§€ππ√π or ®°•[||||]¢?

SpaceNoodle ,

Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;–

kmartburrito ,

Thank you for giving me the first belly laugh of my day. 🤣

GTKashi ,

Good ol’ Bobby Tables

SkybreakerEngineer ,

One who famously has a boyfriend at that. Imagine seeing Musk get his face beat in by a pro football player

someguy3 ,

Wasn’t there supposed to be a cage match?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I would, but I promised myself I masturbated enough times today.

bazus1 ,

Live your truth, friend. At least you have tomorrow’s first shot locked and loaded.

werefreeatlast ,

At least you’re not giving anyone a child from all that activity. I’m proud of you, keep at it! Together we can!.. master bate separately.

skvlp OP ,

I don’t think it would come to that. Travis could give Elon a good stare and I’m sure Musky would just whimper away.

tipicaldik ,

and slip in his own piss puddle on the way out…

CitizenKong ,

He chickened out of fighting Zuckerberg as well, who does Judo and is also a robot.

Jax ,

Stop, I can only get so erect

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I’d pay good money to see Travis Kelce run a play on Elon Musk

Hello_there , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Just imagine the impact if she took her accounts to pixelfed / mastadon. You'd get all the fans to follow her.
Hell, she could create her own server and be immediately one of the most popular in the network.

BarrierWithAshes ,
@BarrierWithAshes@fedia.io avatar

She would have to make her own server. She would overwhelm and destroy those sites.

homesweethomeMrL ,

She would have to make her own server.

THAT. Is genius.

lemmy.swifties,io or whatever. Yes.

SpaceNoodle ,

OP suggested @swiftie.world and OP is right

Beacon ,

Bluesky is the new twitter

acosmichippo ,
@acosmichippo@lemmy.world avatar

the new twitter is wherever the critical mass of users go. so far that is nowhere.

Beacon , (edited )

That place is Bluesky

https://techcrunch.com/2024/09/03/bluesky-continues-to-soar-adding-2m-more-new-users-in-a-matter-of-days/

cygnus ,
@cygnus@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah but that’s just Brazilians. It’s great if you want a bunch of “huehuehue”, I suppose.

Hello_there ,

Sanic

Beacon , (edited )

It's not just Brazilians, read the article

Quote:

"downloads outside Brazil also rose by 584%"

"In terms of absolute downloads, countries that saw the most installs outside Brazil included the U.S., Portugal, the U.K., Canada and Spain."

whyNotSquirrel ,
@whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works avatar

well if there was 2 download before it means that now it’s 12 download

radiohead37 ,

You can also see long strings of kkkkkk

mosiacmango , (edited )

Twitter had something like 500 million users at its peak, and is likely still In the high 300s/low 400s.

Adding 2 million out of the projected 20 million Brazilian twitter users still isn’t it. Twitter is still where the critical mass is, just maybe not for Brazil due to external factors.

skvlp OP , (edited )

taylor @swiftie.world? None of her fans would find it confusing to choose which server to sign up to.

IsThisAnAI ,

I think this is less a statement on Swift fans and moreso fediverse than you realize.

Z3k3 , (edited ) to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Put this in s thread showing the tweet

So I saw this first but this will be because of her endorsement announcement. No doubt this will be the top hit on Twatter if you search her name

Kind of like how here in the UK thanks to moggies stunt you can’t see tht he actually lied to parliament due to a sea of results of him being memed fo lieing on the bench in parliament

Looks like it’s working

ceenote , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

Keep talking, dumbass. Let’s see how many swifties you can make turn out.

hopesdead , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"
@hopesdead@startrek.website avatar

What is the goal here?

explodicle ,

He’s trying to assert higher social status as a man.

poo , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"
@poo@lemmy.world avatar

What a gross weirdo. Belongs in prison.

son_named_bort , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

What a creep

don , to news in Elon Musk sets his sights on Taylor Swift: "I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"

I could park entire aircraft carriers in the cavities inside whatever is supposed to be that weird fucker’s brain.

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