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nottheengineer , to memes in ...Then you select it, and the Captcha fails.

I still don’t know whether you’re supposed to hit those and I also don’t know if it’s normal to get two challenges or if that just means I did the first one wrong.

onion ,

I think you should do what the majority of people would do

nottheengineer ,

This has been memed about forever, no one knows what the majority does.

veroxii ,

Most people do.

jmcs ,

It doesn’t really matter, they don’t expect you to get everything right on these. While most of the time you need to get mostly right (Google is using these to train their AI so often they are not sure themselves), they are also looking at other things, like how you move your mouse, and the cookies that they use to spy on people to determine the probability of you being a human. If you pass a certain threshold they let you through, and you can do it even if you miss a square.

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  • Tetsuo ,

    A bot trying to solve the captcha would be very fast so it makes sense that they block fast solvers.

    anyhow2503 ,

    A bot would be exactly as fast as possible, while staying below the detection threshold.

    Cruxifux ,

    Nah, you’re a robot man. We caught you.

    Flabbergassed ,
    @Flabbergassed@artemis.camp avatar

    I'm Kilroy.

    jmcs ,

    That’s what a bot would say /s

    But you’re right, the UX sucks, and there are other ways to detect and limit bots that don’t impact legitimate users as much - but Google needs to train their AI, and developers need to cargo cult stuff.

    nottheengineer ,

    These things feel like they are made by microsoft. You click somewhere, wait 3-10 seconds and then you can click again.

    Droechai ,

    Just use a click delay program between press and input, maybe with a physical on/off switch on a dedicated keyboard next to the mouse together with other necessary keys (like the one button switch between EN and SE layouts or the Memory Cache Dump Key)

    mnglw ,

    I use a trackball mouse for disability reasons. I have to actively slow my cursor movement to a crawl and deliberately slowly click each square otherwise I fail captcha’s

    it’s infuriating

    DessertStorms ,
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    and the cookies that they use to spy on people to determine the probability of you being a human

    which is why I assume, as a VPN user who rejects as many cookies as possible, I constantly have to do 5-6 fucking captchas in a row, sometimes more, before it'll let me through.. I can't be that bad at doing them lol

    Is it frustrating? Fuck yeah. Will it get me to change my behaviour and drop those measures so that the companies getting in my way can collect more of my data? Fuck no.

    Inductor ,

    Have you tried using an automatic CAPTCHA solver (e.g. Buster)?

    DessertStorms ,
    @DessertStorms@kbin.social avatar

    No, will give it a look, thanks

    Pika ,
    @Pika@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I will have to look into this as well

    null ,

    Yup, as soon as I moved to a privacy-focused browser, pi-hole, and VPN, I started getting a ton more captchas and they had many more in a row.

    I consider it a badge of honor.

    veroxii ,

    I also started getting way more once I moved from chrome to Firefox.

    Pietson ,

    AFAIK, the first one is the real check, the second one is too train their image recognition AI.

    nudnyekscentryk ,
    @nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

    That was in text captcha days

    neoman4426 ,

    I vaguely remember 4chan figuring out something to do with which was the control and which the variable and deciding to spam solving the control correctly but the variable with some kind of nonsense (knowing 4chan probably a slur) until the system got enough confirmation that it got moved to the control group and would accept I it there

    nottheengineer ,

    It has to be more sophisticated than that. Otherwise users could easily taint the datasets by giving wrong answers on purpose.

    It probably checks your answer against the current model’s best guess and if it’s close enough, you get a pass and your input is added to the training data for the next iteration. The more wrong you are, the more challenges you get.

    Takios ,

    Otherwise users could easily taint the datasets by giving wrong answers on purpose.

    I do that and as long as it’s not too outlandish it lets me through.

    boredtortoise ,

    Isn’t it normal to get something like 6 challenges?

    And suddenly one of them has new slow loading images which you won’t notice before clicking continue, thus failing

    user224 ,

    The most I got at once was around 21 I think. But twice I did such number without passing.

    I should finally look at one of those automated captcha solver extensions for Firefox. I know some are more accurate than humans anyway.

    Johanno ,

    Oh I usually get the green checkmark without any captcha.

    It depends on the website you are visiting, whether you are loged in on Google and how much cookies you allow and a lot more. Also using Chrome may help because it collects more data.

    Sometimes loging out of Google also helps.

    otter , to cat in Know Your Limits

    Know your limit, play within it

    Steak ,

    Hi I’d like to re-mortgage my cat please

    Empricorn ,

    Do you have collateral, like a partner you’re not using or something?

    Rentlar ,

    Damn it, OLG!

    BudgetBandit , to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

    Dad (turning to daughter) "are you pregnant already?“

    ikapoz , to cat in Catnip addiction

    Last three cats I’ve roomed with all have zero interest in catnip. My disappointment is immeasurable.

    filcuk ,

    There are different kinds. Mycat has varying levels of reaction to each from little interest to major goofball.

    idunnololz ,
    @idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

    You can try silvervine as well.

    Classy ,

    Cat nip and cat mint are different plants. Often if a cat is resistant to one, they will be more likely to enjoy the other. Might be worth a shot.

    TheDoctorDonna , (edited ) to cat in Catnip addiction

    My cat goes hard core, she prefers to lick the kief then roll in the bud 🤣

    Editing to add that I mean with nip cause that sounds like I give my cat pot but I don’t lol.

    MustrumR , to cat in Catnip addiction

    Are we the baddies?

    ArianaGrande ,

    Nah man, this should be animal rights. Imagine going through life not getting baked even once. Damn, that’s cruel.

    eezeebee , to memes in Just Upload a meme.
    @eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

    This is fine

    hakunawazo ,
    unreachable ,
    @unreachable@lemmy.world avatar
    synae , to cat in Catnip addiction
    @synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    legalize it

    lockhart , to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

    Her dad will think you already have children

    Imgonnatrythis , to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

    “No worries, I’m not trying to get her home. I really just have my sight set on a blow job at this point.”

    Tankiedesantski , to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

    Enjoy this joke while you can still reasonably assume that peoples’ parents are homeowners.

    Aggravationstation , to cat in Catnip addiction

    My cat’s weird with da nip. He has no interest in it unless it’s inside a toy, then he’ll destroy that thing within a day.

    SlopppyEngineer , to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

    Pushes daughter out the door

    “Go and make some grand children. You have quality dad material right there.”

    “Daaaaaad!”

    Viking_Hippie ,

    shag, daughter, shag for babies! I have a business idea!

    • Eddie Izzard explains the origins of Granny Smith apples
    joneskind , to cat in Catnip addiction
    @joneskind@lemmy.world avatar

    I grown my own for my cat who’s crazy about lettuce, radish leaf, mache and arugula.

    She keeps ignoring it. I don’t know if it needs to bloom to be attractive.

    SuperSaiyanSwag , to memes in [Tutorial]How to impress her Dad

    Good dad joke, but the final line could use some work

    ares35 ,
    @ares35@kbin.social avatar

    the two dating are actually cousins. makes it an 'uncle joke'

    oldGregg ,

    Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
    You’re the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
    You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
    You just fuck your uncle all day long!

    Rivalarrival ,

    Something about her being knocked up, because he’s already telling Dad jokes.

    lurch ,

    What’s your problem with it?

    SuperSaiyanSwag ,

    I should have said “in my opinion”. The final line just seems too much, maybe it works better as a comic strip? The “looks at daughter” seems necessary, but makes the punchline longer.

    bstix ,

    You shouldn’t have pointed it out at all. Now we have to come up with a better punchline.

    Like: " Sorry kid, the bank does that"

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