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tygerprints , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology

Same for cavemen fighting dinosaurs, since humans came along long after dinosaurs went extinct. Not that I don't love Ray Harryhausen's work.

SexyTimeSasquatch , to memes in fries are another $8.00

I see you’ve been to 8oz.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Now I just wanna see the T-Rex fighting a stegosaurus while both are riding unicycles.

Track_Shovel OP ,
explodicle ,

The kids in back just want mom and dad to stop fighting.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Oh hey, it’s me, one of the kids.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I guess there were no pedals in the training data 😆.

0ops ,

Telepathic unicycle burnouts

can ,

We truly are living in the future aren’t we?

Gigan ,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

Thank god for AI

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

And yet I can’t get the damn AI to get anything close to the scene in trying to get it to draw for me for my D&D campaign, being one that could conceivably exist in the real world.

Google’s is especially hilarious. Even just the word “waterfall” and it complains that it would be against the terms of service.

can ,

I’ve had pretty good luck with Bing.

Everythingispenguins ,

Clearly this is not a fight but a family picture. You can see their hybrid kids in the background.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Maybe the AI interpreted fighting as ‘wrestling’

lightnsfw ,

Brb gotta go tell my parents to stop fighting.

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Real

marcos , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology

Is the one on the photo missing some tooth?

Wermhatswormhat ,

He’s from the south, his name is Cletus.

Sigh_Bafanada ,

It took him a few tries to get confident on the electric unicycle.

And his arms didn’t protect him when he fell.

Cosmicomical , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology

Same for cleopatra and the pyramids

Johanno ,

They were ancient when she was ruling Egypt

Cosmicomical ,

Exactly, she would be better represented riding a monocycle than having anything to do with the pyramids.

afraid_of_zombies ,

Why? She would have clearly known about them.

nossaquesapao , (edited )

I was thinking the same. People are probably mixing up the being alive during the construction of the pyramids with coexisting with them. Even us today coexist with the pyramids and could be accurately pictured around them.

Cosmicomical ,

Lincoln certainly knew of the pyramids, but is rarely depicted with them

silasmariner ,

Was Lincoln Queen of Egypt for long?

Cosmicomical ,

Oh gosh I don’t know what his kinks were

silasmariner ,

This is actually just gonna remain unrecognised genius forever

Cosmicomical ,

Lol thank you :D

OutlierBlue ,

Wait, why would a T-rex fight Cleopatra and the pyramids?

veroxii ,

For the implication.

Everythingispenguins ,

They just have a born hatred of regular shaped objects. They don’t like order and seek to destroy it.

Kase ,

Same

Death_Equity ,

But the pyramids have 8 sides!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

Does it really need a reason?

pancakes ,
@pancakes@sh.itjust.works avatar

For dominance or feeding rights over a fresh kill.

afraid_of_zombies ,

I think they meant if the T-Rex fought Cleopatra for the pyramids.

Klear ,

I’m confused. What does that have to do with a unicycle?

Malfeasant ,

Ride it down the side of the pyramid…

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

The pyramids riding a unicycle is a new one

RHOPKINS13 , to memes in fries are another $8.00

To be fair, Five Guys is every bit as expensive. But I'll take Five Guys over most of those places anyway. Free peanuts is tempting.

Toneswirly ,

Five guys will let you fuck your burger up with 12 toppings tho. Better value proposition

WetBeardHairs ,

Five guys will let you fuck your burger

This echos my last five guys in restaurant people watching experience.

0ops ,

Please no one prompt this to an image generating model

the_artic_one ,

Five guys is a $15 burger with no sides place not a $20 burger with no sides place.

BottleOfAlkahest ,

That’s also $15 with the option of every topping known to man ,and if you do add sides theyre enough for a meal on their own.

ursakhiin ,

Man. Maybe I’m lucky, but the five guys near me is 11.29 for a full sized cheeseburger with no sides. 12.69 is the most expensive one with bacon but I usually just do the little one which is 8.79.

They do charge an arm and a leg for the fries, though. Which I guess is to be expected since their measurements for a small fry is “all of them”

Death_Equity ,

I’ll gladly put Five Guys in my mouth for the price they ask. Plus all the nuts you could want.

Interstellar_1 ,
@Interstellar_1@pawb.social avatar

Have I just gone to a bad Five Guys? I went to one once last year and the burger was mediocre at best and the fries were greasy to the point of being sickening. I haven’t gone back since.

Pika ,
@Pika@sh.itjust.works avatar

you defo went to a bad 5 guys, I’ve been to st least 6 different locations and have never been disappointed in the experience

LemmyKnowsBest , to memes in fries are another $8.00

There sure are a lot of comments on this repost like no one’s ever seen it before. Are we being infiltrated by bots again?

TheTetrapod ,

People don’t see every post every time they’re posted. Reposts suck for very active users, but for new and infrequent ones, they serve a purpose.

phoneymouse ,

I’ve seen it before, but it’s a good one

BeardedSingleMalt , to memes in fries are another $8.00
  • All the workers have forearm tattoos
  • At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer
  • Bacon is $4 extra
  • The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl
altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

It’s also a dry pretzel bun

pigup , (edited )

The biggest disappointment

Nacktmull ,
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

Also:

  • The waiter has a twirled moustache and wears a mesh shirt combined with a bowler hat
  • The $4 extra bacon is burned to charcoal strips
Khrux ,

God I wish my wish waiter wore a mesh shirt, where the hell is this??

Nacktmull ,
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

In a place where touching the waiters is not included, sorry ;)

Nfamwap ,

Drinks are served in jars, and your fries, well, you get 8 fries in a rusty old can.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

A guy is laying in the corner working on his MacBook wearing those brown Marshall headphones

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Also the heat is cranked up uncomfortably high. The air is muggy. The whole place smells of onion.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

The place is being run by 3 bearded lumbersexuals in flannel and ball caps having the time of their lives and a chick in overalls and her hair in a bandanna who could not be more over it.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

The sound is provided entirely by a neglected Technics 1200 that nobody knows how to adjust accept the barback that only works on Wednesdays and Fridays.

Shenanigore ,

I hat that brushed butter bullshit. If you want a butter burger, it goes on the hamburger patty,

psmgx ,

At this point pretty much all BOH staff in any resto are packing tons of tats. Probably easier to count the ones who don’t

teamevil , to memes in fries are another $8.00

I see you’re in Vegas too

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Any major city, really

A7thStone , to memes in fries are another $8.00

I hate those fucking stools. I swear they were invented to be so uncomfortable that once you’ve choked down that mediocre overpriced burger you want to leave as soon as possible because your ass hurts.

clubb ,
@clubb@lemmy.world avatar

How the fuck do you even

Blum0108 ,

The first thing you have to do is

clubb ,
@clubb@lemmy.world avatar

Manage to price tater tots at 1 dollar

thanks_shakey_snake ,

Then what you do is

LemmyKnowsBest ,

always order everything to go and take it home and eat it in the comfort of my own bed.

restaurants are so uncomfortable.

xpinchx ,

What’s wrong with you 😧

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

nothing?

Death_Equity ,

When you eat so many luxury burger that you can only afford a studio, there isn’t any other seating than bed.

exocrinous ,

Remember to get an avocado toast side

Coreidan ,

You eat in your bed? Ngl that is nasty

dependencyinjection ,

In what way?

Genuinely curious if it’s because you might get food in bed or the act of eating where you sleep?

Coreidan ,

100% because of mess

Raxiel ,

Don’t worry, they mean the bed of their truck. The airflow at highway speeds ensure all crumbs are carried away immediately!

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

They’re shitty amazon order stools I bet.

PoolloverNathan ,

Getting people to leave quickly allows more people to enter, which means more burgers served.

PatMustard ,

I assume they got them cheap when a school science lab was upgrading to something made this century

FartsWithAnAccent , to memes in The kid is just mentally prepping for our future cyberpunk dystopia
@FartsWithAnAccent@kbin.social avatar

What would you need a blanket for when you've got a fort?

NegativeLookBehind , to memes in fries are another $8.00
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

There’s a BBQ place near me, and I ordered tater tots there once, as a side. They were $4. They literally gave me 4 tater tots. They were one dollar apiece.

Sabre363 ,

There are two types of BBQ places; stingy, overpriced, gourmet bullshit with barely any sauce and greasy, messy, heart stopping heaven. The former always pretends to be the latter.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

There’s also Mission BBQ which is stingy, overpriced, overly-sweet non-gourmet bullshit with jingoistic pro-military support-the-troops bullshit thrown in for good measure.

Railing5132 ,

Don’t forget the right-wing “we’re ignoring mask mandates in the height of the pandemic and not limiting seating because we’re god-fearin’ 'mercans here!” bullshit.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I ordered a gyro with a side of onion rings (the onion rings alone were $7) from a local place to take home. When I got home and opened the box of onion rings, I saw there were only six small (like, 1.5" in diameter) onion rings in the too-large box - more than a dollar per tiny ring. Next time I went I complained about the onion rings and they showed me the menu which said “6 onion rings” in the item description albeit in a tiny font. Like, they knew what complete and utter bullshit it was so they had to have something legal to fall back on.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social avatar

“Bro, we told you we were bullshitting you, right there in the sign. That means we’re not at fault”

Fuck that shit.

XEAL , (edited ) to memes in fries are another $8.00

The Good Burger in Spain (and probably other countries)

foggy , to memes in fries are another $8.00

Cheese:

American $1

Cheddar $2

Smoked Gouda $3

platypus_plumba ,

Isn’t American cheese just cheddar cheese with some extra flavoring?

Death_Equity ,

American is typically more mild in taste and smoother than cheddar; unless we are talking Kraft Singles American, which is a smoother or creamier cheddar.

platypus_plumba ,

I thought it was cheddar diluted in some chemicals and milk to improve flavor and to lower the melting point.

Death_Equity ,

It does have emulsifiers and other dairy products in it. It has a higher moisture content, which the emulsifiers help to hold in suspension with the cheese. Without the emulsifiers the cheese would leak water/fluid out and the shelf life would be considerably shortened. The emulsifiers used are very common in many foods from almond milk to soft drinks.

LittleBorat2 ,

All I know is that it is technically speaking real cheese (which is surprising).

MNByChoice , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology

I don’t know that most people can tell the difference between an Allosaurus and a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

sbv ,

Don’t get me started on the general public’s recognition of the Somosaurus.

MNByChoice ,

I apologize, but is that spelled correctly? I am finding several variations of the spelling with wildly different creatures.

Simosaurus versus Siamosaurus versus Sonorasaurus

sbv ,

It is not real. I was riffing on allosaurus.

MNByChoice ,

Shit. I am a bit shocked how many critters have names similar for a random riff. 😂

tubaruco ,

whos somosaurus

Socsa ,

That’s one which looks like the sugmasaurus?

sbv ,

It’s often confused with the mighty ligmasaurus.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Haha yeah dinosaur go rawr

tubaruco ,

no they dont

dream_weasel ,

Hey watch it buddy

tubaruco ,

watch what?

dream_weasel ,
Slovene ,

Well, not anymore …

tubaruco ,

never did, they just didnt have the organ that most panthers use to roar, or even anything similar.

most non-avian dinosaurs could only do deep and hissing sounds, similar to today’s crocodiles. the exceptions to that being parasaurolophus and that one ankylosaurid that might have an organ similar to the one birds use to make sounds (though still not roaring)

Slovene ,
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