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reddit_sux , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

I would say they would be the one to prove you can track reincarnation.

Sanctus , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Lol @ me being reincarnated as a cat. I can’t pay bills sorry

PunnyName ,

They’d track you until you’re reincarnated into a paying body again.

Fester ,

And by “track” you mean they’d kill you over and over till you roll human.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

Dont even remember past lives

Spent 178 years as various insects and sea creatures

Still owe $244’000 on a used honda civic rusting in a scrapyard in a completely different country

FunkyMonk ,

slavery genocide all the turtle down.

snekerpimp ,

Making sure to add LCI, or lifetime compound interest.

SnipingNinja ,

And service charges related to tracking each reincarnation

xor , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

about a day

bobs_monkey ,

Well that’s generous

TeddE ,
@TeddE@lemmy.world avatar

Nah. The 24 hour window is so all the rich, connected people can apply for some grandfathered exemption clause that’s not available to the rest of us.

bobs_monkey ,

Fuckers

TheFriar ,

Well they only operate in the “business day.” Which means after 5pm they’re more vulnerable and that’s when we must strike

henfredemars ,

I’d give it 11 minutes.

Gestrid ,
jimmydoreisalefty , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon
@jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world avatar

Great show!

Politicians would be the ones passing the bills, lobbyist spend a good amount of money on buying politicians and our gov’ts to screw the working class.

PunnyName ,

Hey, I know this one…

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

I would have loved a show that was just about Poe and with various guests who stayed in the hotel

Thorry84 ,

The first season was awesome, the second season not so much. I feel they wanted to put too much story into too few episodes in season two, which just left kind of a mess. I loved the concept though, sorry to have seen it canceled.

Smeagol666 ,

The first season stuck mostly to the first book. The second season was based on about 1/3 of the third book and 2/3 of stuff they pulled out of their ass, which is probably why it seems so disjointed. They hardly touched the second book, which focused on how corporate captured governments start wars to maintain the military industrial complex.

starman2112 , to lemmyshitpost in *ACTION ROLL*
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Centuries from now, some historian is going to dig up a dusty ass old hard drive, and find this image on it. There will be experts in internet meme history that they will take this meme to, who will be able to identify the exact week that it was posted based on the archaeological record of acorn cop and Taylor Swift jet memes

Zink ,

Hopefully they find our comments too.

‘Sup future people! Btw all that other shit in the news is really happening! It isn’t some War of the Worlds confusion or running joke or something like that.

davysnavy ,

You really think the future is gonna be less crazy than it is now? I think the future is gonna be fucking insane. Just wait and see what AI does

Zink ,

My thought process was that if the future people exist and have the means to read these comments, they could be from one of the timelines where civilized minds won out. Plenty of the bad timelines won’t have anybody there to read these words. :/

EdibleFriend , to lemmyshitpost in *ACTION ROLL*
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

Ok this is the best one yet.

DrCatface ,

i dont get it can someone pls explain

silasmariner ,

Acorn falls on car. ‘Shots fired! I’m hit!’ Shots were fired. By him. At car. Man was in back seat. He not police now.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

But why male models?

surewhynotlem ,

Are you serious? I just told you that!

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

Well I know what movie I’m rewatching this week

walter_wiggles ,

I thought for a second there were consequences for his actions, but no there weren’t. He resigned and hasn’t been charged yet.

nbcnews.com/…/video-shows-florida-deputy-repeated…

PM_Your_Nudes_Please ,

And for the unaware, he likely resigned so he couldn’t be forced to aid in his own prosecution. Basically, a police department can force an officer to testify against themselves as long as they want to remain a cop. The department basically goes “we’re making your testimony a condition of your ongoing employment. So testify or be fired.” As long as he remains a cop, he doesn’t have a 5th amendment right to remain silent.

By quitting, he’s able to clam up and not aid in any investigation. And since he was given the option to resign instead of being fired, he can simply wait for it to blow over then get the same job in the next city over.

starman2112 , (edited )
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The fact that there’s an investigation to be done is why I fucking hate cops. What investigation? He was literally caught on his own camera trying to murder an innocent person. An acorn hit the car? Fuck kind of excuse is that? I would get the death penalty if I killed someone with that pitiful excuse. People who are given a position of authority over others should be held to a higher standard, not a lower one. I’ll never trust a cop for as long as I live because of this shit.

ApathyTree , (edited )
@ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

And this… this sentiment… ongoing and supported by their own actions as it is, is how they fall.

We have no respect for them and the institutions they uphold. They are gangs. We are an occupied country.

We should give them as much respect as they give us. None. They deserve nothing but contempt and misfortune.

AngryCommieKender ,

nytimes.com/…/qualified-immunity-supreme-court.ht…

That’s why there’s an “investigation.” Because The SCOTUS was lied to, unintentionally by anyone alive at the time, in 1982 during Harlow V Fitzgerald.

EtherWhack ,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

He very likely mistaked (again…) one of the ejected casings hitting him for getting hit

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

Do yourself a favor and watch this video. Literally the funniest and most horrifying thing you’ll watch today.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=NKmnJgXyZpU

UraniumBlazer ,

Jeez so fked up…

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Holy fucking shit, I hadn’t actually seen the video until now. I’d put a bullet in my brain if I had to live with that embarrassment. At least Taylor Swift is richer than God and she can just pay someone else to feel bad about flying everywhere.

Abnorc ,

I still can’t believe that there are not just a few, but many cops that such bad trigger discipline and common sense. This guy shouldn’t be allowed near any guns, let alone as a police officer.

werefreeatlast , to memes in The kid is just mentally prepping for our future cyberpunk dystopia

Incredible, how did he afford that house!?

aulin , to memes in fries are another $8.00

This is Carl’s Jr.'s design to a tee! 😂

HelluvaKick , to memes in fries are another $8.00

Glad I live in the south, where we have fast food bbq joints with $6 burgers better than you’ll get anywhere else.

gobills , to memes in fries are another $8.00

Holy shit even the pictures look like a local restaurant named: Allentown Burger Venture (ABV) lol

ohlaph , to memes in fries are another $8.00

I pretty much stopped going out for burgers because my area lacks a really good burger. We do have two places that do smash burgers pretty well and it’s a food cart, so it’s affordable, but any proper sit down started charging $20+ for frozen patty style garbage.

LocoOhNo , to memes in fries are another $8.00

There’s a restaurant in Florida called “The Ormond Garage” and they don’t serve fries with the burger. It’s another like $6 for fries that aren’t even that good. I went there once and they didn’t have to go cups for the meal that I called in… The server told me she could get me a regular cup and I could just drink it there while they were putting my $15 burger into a takeout box.

I contemplated walking out with the beer glass they handed me, but I just left.

Zibitee ,

I live near a place where the fries come with the burger, but sometimes you have to ask for them. The bean counters assume about 50% of the time that you don’t want them. Lunchbox laboratory in Seattle, in case anyone’s wondering. It sold out a long time ago and has been crap since

jayrodtheoldbod , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology

So what’s the verdict, are the electric unicycles cool? Have they broken the curse? They do look cool, and you better be wearing the full motorcycle getup if you know what’s good for you, because they’re fast as f too.

Kolanaki ,
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The cycles themselves look cool, but I have seen enough people riding them to say with confidence you still don’t look cool on them.

Track_Shovel OP ,

It’s always middle aged white dudes.

riskable , to ukcasual in Hey UKCasual, Would Any of You be Searching for a Part Time Employee! (Post will be deleted in one week)
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

You need a “Page of Expertise” attached to the end of this resume with every technology, tool, and piece of equipment you’ve ever touched. I’m dead serious. You’ve got the standard office apps listed as well as the GIMP (which is awesome, BTW 👍) but have you ever fooled around with Access? Used Outlook? Skype? They need to be in your resume!

Think of the “Page of Expertise” as an addendum that’s just a great big list of keywords that will ensure your resume isn’t filtered out by HR people that don’t know any better. When they get a job description from a hiring manager that says something like, “Marketing Assistant: Must have experience with Excel. Nice-to-have: Experience with Outlook and Skype.” The HR person will post a similar job description (they just love to mess with it!) and then when 10,000 resumes come in they’ll pass them all through a “keyword filter” and any resume that doesn’t have “outlook” and “skype” will never see the light of day!

Always remember this: The hiring manager and the people doing the interview are only going to look at the first page and the first job or two in your work history. They might glance at everything else but it’s unlikely. The universal advice about tailoring your resume for the job you’re applying for is 100% true but the truth is that that advice really only applies to that first page and only after you’ve made it through the HR keyword filters.

So add a second page that has titles like, “Office Tools” that has every stupid little tool that counts as “office software” from Excel to Outlook to Skype to Notepad++ to silly things like Winzip and Winrar. Stuff you’d think literally anyone could figure out in five minutes still goes on that page! Always assume that every job is going to get 10,000 applicants and HR is going to keep whittling them down until they find candidates that have all the keywords they can possibly think of.

Here’s another thing: If you get past HR and in that interview and they ask you, “What’s this Page of Expertise all about?” Be honest: “That’s so I can get past the keyword filters that HR uses. HR people often have to filter thousands of resumes and I don’t want to get skipped because I didn’t put the word, ‘winzip’ somewhere in my resume even though a monkey could figure it out.” They’ll think you’re a genius and hire you! 👍

Kyoyeou OP ,

Thank you so much! That’s a great advice indeed! Although oh boy I’ve used a lot of apps and tools but I never take the time to master them and I never knew how to put that on my CV. In the previous version of my CV I wrote “Interest in Learning New Tools”

riskable ,
@riskable@programming.dev avatar

Your level of skill with the tools is irrelevant from the perspective of the “Page of Expertise”. You’re not claiming to be a master of these things, “just have some expertise/experience” with them.

SoonaPaana , (edited ) to ukcasual in Hey UKCasual, Would Any of You be Searching for a Part Time Employee! (Post will be deleted in one week)

Hey all the best with your job hunt! I noticed few typos you may want to address : in the objective section - “SeptembER” , “waiter AT some moments” Stago experience - “taskED” , “AN understandable tool”

There are some weird phrasing too. Maybe a native speaker can help you out better!

Kyoyeou OP ,

Dammit! My french is showing itself! Thank you so much for taking the time to find those errors!

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