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recapitated , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3

He looks so peaceful

Hegar , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3
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Number 3 is obviously throwing up - it's the third most common use of a toilet.

don ,

Always has been.

Tikiporch ,

Maybe for women.

HowManyNimons ,

Yeah, for us dudes it’s a fish almost as often as a poo. Really fish should be a number 2.5, and then 3 is badgers.

Sorgan71 ,

number 3 is busting into the toilet

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3
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Imagine instead of breaking down food you ate even further, your body reconstructed it so you shut out a whole fish like this if you happen to have sushi that day.

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

Or, perhaps, a serving of pie.

Bubonic ,

Feeding the multitude was really just ancient human centipede.

OpenStars ,
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That’s kinda the balance between plants vs. animals actually? With bacteria in the middle. Animals die, bacteria rot it, plants grow up tall, then we eat plants, repeat. :-P We also breathe in O2 and exhale CO2 while they do the opposite. So from the plants’ POV, that’s kinda what we do to them?-P.

ettyblatant , to lemmyshitpost in otherwise the hamburger just keeps trying to self-medicate
@ettyblatant@lemmy.world avatar

How can you hamburger help others, if you can’t hamburger help yourself first?

EldritchFeminity , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3

Who the hell is carrying around an Atlantic salmon in a garbage bag?? I’m having retail PTSD here…

reversebananimals ,

Yeah. This isn’t funny. Its just shitty, annoying behavior.

Grobot , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3

I thought number 3 was a piss and a shit and a wank in a tree.

Aggravationstation ,

Ah, you got to that one first!

BreadOven ,

It is.

BluJay320 , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3
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Anthony.

throwafoxtrot , to lemmyshitpost in otherwise the hamburger just keeps trying to self-medicate

German psychiatrists be like:

Teon , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3
@Teon@kbin.social avatar

This post seems fishy!

DosDude , to lemmyshitpost in AED
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This is all fun and games until you actually need one.

doctorcrimson , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3

That’s not a nice thing to do to the employees who clean this.

Also a waste of food.

Yeah, I don’t like this post, this post sucks.

Pulptastic ,

Disrespectful to the fish

Jumuta ,

I’m so conflicted here, I don’t like the disrespect to the fish but I also find this extremely funny

starman2112 , to lemmyshitpost in AED
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

It might work if Allen Pan got his hands on it

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in AED
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

What if your trainer level is too low?

bizarrocullen , to lemmyshitpost in Number 3

You need to chew your food.

jwhardcastle , to lemmyshitpost in No pets

I don’t have claustrophobia, but thinking about this dude is about as close as I get. What an awful way to die, and I can’t imagine how insane you have to be to enjoy this hobby.

enjoy_slurm ,
@enjoy_slurm@lemmy.world avatar

This hole was made for me

wesker ,
@wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You’d have to be really nutty.

KeefChief13 ,

Nutty putty?

Steve ,

Too soon

IWantToFuckSpez ,

Dude had a very long time to contemplate and regret every choice he made that caused him to end up in that situation

Lath ,

Not that long. Once the blood started pooling in his head, things probably got weird.

SupraMario ,

This is the time where I’d be like you can break whatever is needed to get me out of this fucking hole. I’ll scream but keep pulling.

LucasWaffyWaf ,

IIRC if they broke his legs to get him out he very likely could have died from shock.

Batbro ,

That sounds better

SupraMario ,

Couldn’t they have sedated him or something? This is just an awful way to die.

clb92 ,

Any anesthesiologists volunteering to crawl down there?

SupraMario ,

In a situation like this, I don’t think they’d be worried about harming him. Dude was going to die, so if I’m him, try everything possible.

TheFriar ,

Hey, sounds like a great time to take your first 12 doses of heroin

SupraMario ,

If it doesn’t kill me and gets me out of that situation…fuck it

moon ,

Nah should’ve just rolled a grenade down there tbh

Sternout ,

Even though his friend got help in time, they couldn’t pull him out before he died.

RIP_Cheems ,
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

You’ve clearly never heard of underwater spelunking

ken27238 ,
@ken27238@lemmy.ml avatar

Cave diving is next level crazy.

Llewellyn ,

You mean suicide with hops?

chiliedogg ,

Spelunking terrifies me, but I’m actively working towards my cave diving cert.

I can always cut my straps and squirm out of my gear if things get tight, and I don’t have to worry about gravity.

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