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Nfamwap , to lemmyshitpost in Downward log?

Pro tip: get a small folding stool to place your feet on. Straightens out the old poo pipe

nightofmichelinstars ,

Isn’t that what that blue thing is to the right of the toilet?

eezeebee ,
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Nah that’s a TV dinner tray

Kusimulkku ,

Put that io pipe to work

mindbleach , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

Buying a lifetime license, also known as… buying.

Products aren’t services.

grimacefry ,
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The service is the developers releasing bug fixes and features that should have been there to begin with.

mindbleach ,

As a programmer, I cannot throw that stone. Software is hard.

But leaving software alone is the easiest thing in the world.

DmMacniel , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

Whelp… the Affinity Suite was pretty awesome and robust. Too bad they never did a proper linux port.

PriorityMotif , to lemmyshitpost in Lay them on me
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Thrifting used to be fun Now everyone thinks they’re a flipper and goodwill and other places have jacked up their prices to unreasonable levels.

BleatingZombie ,

Not to mention the fact that it’s (sort-of) taking materials that were attempted to be destined for the less fortunate

RecitalMatchbox ,

In ny area it’s in reverse: there’s no supply shortage but it’s much more socially acceptable to buy second hand clothes. The stigma on thrifting is way less.

EdibleFriend , to lemmyshitpost in God damn, she had a family...
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Vulcan in the front, party in the back.

jenny_ball , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls
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2024… one pixel wide

joe_cool ,

And disappears and reappears without rhyme or reason like it’s possessed.

SnotFlickerman , to memes in Now not even the statistics are going to help with the fear of flying.

I actually had this conversation with my partner the other day.

Me: “Are you still afraid of flying?”

Them: “Yeah, why do you ask?”

Me: “Oh, just to let you know that at this point it’s a completely justified position.”


Honestly, a national conversation about how environmentally damaging planes are in general should have already happened. I can only hope this kills the aviation industry and relegates it to international travel. The fact that we’re not headlong into bullet trains criss-crossing the country is a fucking travesty.

Imgonnatrythis ,

. I can only hope this kills the aviation industry

Oh my poor summer child. I want to hold you and protect you from all the terrible things you are going to learn.

SnotFlickerman ,

Oh, I know. Boeing is more of a military company than an aviation company, really. The US govt will do anything to keep the bombs and bombers flowing.

Further, even if it killed commercial aviation, it would just push more of the obscene rich to buy private planes.

A guy can dream, tho.

MostlyGibberish ,

This seems like a good time to mention that if you live in the US, there’s currently a significant amount of federal money up for grabs to expand the rail network, with an emphasis on high speed rail. See if there are any projects being planned in your state, and make your voice heard so NIMBYs and airline industry cronies don’t bully us out of a vastly superior mode of inter-city transit.

TedZanzibar , to memes in He shall return

I am by no means an expert, but I think Gustave may be an alligator.

MeaanBeaan ,

You’re very right. How I remember it is that their names are sorta backwards. Alligators have snouts shaped like a C and crocodiles have snouts shaped like an A.

Anticorp ,

Crocodiles also have way more teeth visible when their mouths are closed, and they are a lot larger.

space_gecko , to lemmyshitpost in Suboptimal

Pilot: Mayday mayday mayday, we’ve had an engine out

Tower: Is it a full or partial engine out?

Pilot: Partially out of the cowling

Evil_Shrubbery , to lemmyshitpost in Suboptimal

That’s just advanced individual cylinder block cooling.

nilloc ,

Extreme compression relief, makes starting it easier.

Did the cylinder really seize and get pushed away from the block? That must be exciting to hear/see.

Evil_Shrubbery ,

Exiting to hear/see & that exciting extra split second to actually comprehend what you already understand happened.

Basically dafooqing.

TwoBeeSan , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup

A sandwich but it’s fecal matter instead 👍👍

wesker ,
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Viking_Hippie ,

Thanks, I have a feeling this is going to come in very handy 😄

wesker ,
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Viking_Hippie ,

Another banger! Have one of my favorites in return!

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b07faae7-b71e-44e3-b778-e5198ea7830b.jpeg

TwoBeeSan ,

Always happy for a good crowder replacement.

anarchy79 ,
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The Hipstet Utseende.

fmstrat , to memes in Chat Apps

Matrix and bridges

toastal ,

XMPP & Gateways

miss_brainfarts ,

Only if you tell your contacts about it, and explain to them what a bridge does

shrippen ,

Why?

miss_brainfarts , (edited )

Take Signal to Matrix for example. They use different encryption protocols, which means a message sent from one end has to be decrypted, and then re-encrypted with the protocol of the recipient before they can actually receive it.

So basically, your encryption is not very e2e anymore, and the fact that someone can set this up, effectively giving encryption keys to a third party without their contacts being able to do anything about it is pretty fucked.

Oh, and different TOS between different services also come into play.

So if you do this, at least tell your contacts about it, so they can make an informed decision about whether or not that’s okay for them.

hjpoijnerflkjn ,

Just self host the bridges. I mean if you trust your phone more than your server, this won’t help.

miss_brainfarts ,

Do whatever you want, but again, make sure your contacts can make an informed decision about it.

stegosaur5491 ,

I bet none of my contacts made an informed decision about which chat app they are using. I don’t think that this really bothers one of them. Most of them do not know, what the difference between Insta-pms and Whatsapp even is, as far as security and privacy are concerned. And from my point of view I don’t know it detailed enough too. Making an informed decision about a closed source software and as a non technical person is not as easy as you may think. At least from my point of view.

miss_brainfarts ,

You’re hitting the nail directly on the head.

Not knowing what’s going on being a bad thing is precisely my whole point

owen ,

Meh. For many people, software research is an impossibly high barrier for entry because of years of FANG brain rot.

BreakDecks ,

If I own the bridge, nobody but me is accessing the message.

fmstrat ,

Yup, this is what I do.

EdibleFriend , to lemmyshitpost in Sit up straight, damnit
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Hey.

Shut up.

SzethFriendOfNimi , to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy

Pretty good but not as efficient as Zombies for plowing, etc as seen in Shaun of the Dead

belated_frog_pants , to memes in Apple

Your phone privacy is owned by your isp and the OS maker. You arent doing the world any better being on android. Google is fucking awful too. Both are awful and should be broken up. They are way too large and powerful and only having 2 phone OSes in the world everyone runs made by 2 greeeeedy ass corporations is the problem neither of you can solve gloating about which evil corp you give money to to interact with modern society.

rockerface ,

I do miss Symbian smartphones. Nokia was the shit back then

slacktoid ,
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Checkout sailfishOS. You can run android apps on it.

HAL_9_TRILLION ,

I have one of each. I guess I’m Chaotic Evil.

Luffy879 ,

So i support Google by using an open source OS? Just because your phone uses Android dosent mean it has any Google services included. Since Android itself is open source, there are many Android OSs that dont include any Google Software.

hemko ,

Technically, you support google when you buy a phone that ships with licensed android including all Google’s shitware preinstalled

Luffy879 ,

Yeah, but unfortunately it is impossible to buy a phone without that

belated_frog_pants ,

Thats my point.

AnagrammadiCodeina ,

Used or refurbished phones already payed that once and will not pay it again. So technically, you are not giving a cent to google.

slacktoid ,
@slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

Network effect. Same reason why you should use firefox (or alts) as much as possible over chromium (or alts).

Shambles ,

This was exactly my point, I’m not lining up for an iPhone or an android. The lack of choice is what drives me to buy apple because when the time comes for a new phone it’s one or the other and I prefer the experience on iPhone. Really I would rather not give my money to either but there are no viable alternatives. I would not criticize anyone for buying android or apple, it’s a matter of what kind of shit sandwich do you want to eat, and it’s terrible.

BCsven ,

Install GrapheneOS , it is degoogled, and security focused. if you want play store it runs inside a sandbox so Google isn’t in all your biz. Also has Mic and Camera shutoff options for the paranoid types.

OKaybin ,

bro, the are android ROMs... there are ROMs whose entire thing is privacy and removing anything google. Saying they're equal is making a bad faith argument "Apple and Google are evil so Android is evil" 😩

Android is much more open than Apple ever will be. They aren't even in the same universe.

Honytawk ,

Show me a single Iphone running a custom ROM with no Apple shit on it.

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