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crazyminner , to til in TIL: You can easily check eggs for being bad or fresh

Gotta eat me some chicken menstruations. Mmm mmm!

jaybone ,

They used to have the six piece on the dollar menu. But that’s capitalism for you. 🤷‍♀️

southsamurai ,
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Menses.

Also, that’s some really bad biology there.

The closest comparison to human cycles could be ovulation, not menstruation. Hell, it would be closer to childbirth than menstruation.

Also, the sounds hens make before, during, and after laying are… impressive. Definitely closer to childbirth in that regard.

Marsupial , to til in TIL: You can easily check eggs for being bad or fresh
@Marsupial@quokk.au avatar

Why does the tosser egg have some sort of donut shaped cereal in the bowl?

chonglibloodsport ,

Clearly they mean: toss the egg in a bowl of Frootloops!

Marsupial ,
@Marsupial@quokk.au avatar

That makes sense, breakfast food + breakfast food = breakfast.

Usually_Lurker ,
@Usually_Lurker@lemmy.world avatar

Chicken + Waffles = ?

sangriaferret ,

Breakfast. Or dinner. I don’t see the problem here.

Marsupial ,
@Marsupial@quokk.au avatar

When you think about it dinner is really breakfast for the late shift.

Bonehead ,

When you think about it, all meals are breakfast because you're breaking the fast that started after the last meal.

sangriaferret ,

Which is the supposed origin of chicken and waffles. Jazz musicians in New York City finishing their gigs in the late night hours between dinner and breakfast would go to Wells Supper Club in Harlem and get a little bit of both.

livus ,
@livus@kbin.social avatar

And what is the picture in the background? It sort of looks like breasts.

jaybone ,

Paging Dr. Rorschach

AtariDump ,

Who is this Rorschach guy and why does he have so many pictures of my parents fighting?

jaybone ,

It’s part of a complete breakfast.

Mad_Punda , to til in TIL: You can easily check eggs for being bad or fresh

My egg packages here in Sweden have that information printed on them.

But the version where the egg floats they don’t say to toss it out, but rather crack it open, look, smell. Might still be good.

Beryl ,

Exactly, the egg floating doesn’t mean that it’s not edible anymore, just that it’s old.

slightperil ,

Yes, I’m sick of seeing this infographic and ones like it as it encourages waste

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

Exactly. If an egg has gone bad, you can’t really miss it.

Also why it’s good to always quickly check eggs before adding them to a mix.

Deebster ,
@Deebster@programming.dev avatar

Assuming you have a sense of smell. Anosmia affects about 3% of people - probably more since Covid.

AnUnusualRelic , (edited )
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

The colour is typically also a dead giveaway.

Of course blind people with anosmia are on their own there.

bitwaba ,

Must be tough to be a blind person with ansomia and a craving for omelettes.

BeatTakeshi ,
@BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world avatar

I felt like cracking a joke but it would stink

SoleInvictus ,

I made the mistake of not checking once, as I was cracking eggs into a running mixer. It was awful, I’ll never forget again.

Delphia , to til in TIL: You can easily check eggs for being bad or fresh

Nice try 4chan, last time I microwaved an Iphone.

Kusimulkku ,

Oh no, you created mustard gas

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Don’t eat spoiled eggs.

I had a coworker who did. She had to go to the emergency room and missed work for a month.

I think I dunno. That was her story. She could have went to Cancun or backpacked in Europe and made up the story.

Saber_is_dead ,

What I learn from this is that if I eat spoiled eggs, I have a 2/3 chance of ending up in Cancun or backpacking across Europe. Brb

moosetwin , to lemmyshitpost in Our god is ever hungry

Do you guys not see the color scheme? Clearly they’re talking about cookie clicker

Splatterphace , to lemmyshitpost in Our god is ever hungry

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/62babbf0-43a2-42dc-ae62-d1f5cd0d29fa.webp

atx_aquarian , to lemmyshitpost in Our god is ever hungry
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

Cookie Monster in a toilet.

casmael ,

Yeah all I see is toilet seat lol

prettybunnys , to memes in was this not allowed before?

haha apple bad amirite

Zuberi , to memes in Every report that comes to me for review
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

They took the kellogs logo off recently because of the boycotts.

Not that I ate any of this diabetic nightmare fuel before anyway.

perishthethought , to memes in Crisis

Why don’t you want me to get to sleep tonight?

PopcornPrincess ,

Hisssssssssss

perishthethought ,

So you admit you’re a possum. Cool

PopcornPrincess ,

It’s a possum-bility.

perishthethought ,

Ok, so a Dad possum then

Omega_Haxors , to memes in Every report that comes to me for review

One of LemmyML’s admins will occasionally post funny reports they get, it’s always a treat.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I was talking about actual reports (papers) but I like it when they post their reported comments

magnetosphere , to memes in Every report that comes to me for review
@magnetosphere@fedia.io avatar

The possum makes it. Nice.

Sylver , to memes in Every report that comes to me for review

Oh hey, I just spotted another one!

Pilgrim , to memes in Every report that comes to me for review

What kind of cat is that

Yamainwitch , to memes in Crisis

More opossum memes please!

ickplant ,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

!opossums

Yamainwitch ,

GASP you are a hero!

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