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gibmiser , to lemmyshitpost in Dune

As momma used to say: a hole is a hole.

Track_Shovel OP ,

As momma used to say: a hole is a hole. I don’t care, just put it in

SomeAmateur , to lemmyshitpost in All the excuse needed

That whole situation was just…sad.

PlasmaDistortion , to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?

Whatever it is, it’s a joke. Things like this just take the focus off the people actually causing the problem.

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Yeah, this goes into the same bin as carbon offset. Just because you had a couple trees planted in one part of the world you should not be allowed to polute the rivers in another part of the world.

scytale , to memes in fries are another $8.00

Also serving it on anything but a plate.

phoneymouse ,

!wewantplates

CommunityLinkFixer Bot ,

Hi there! Looks like you linked to a Lemmy community using a URL instead of its name, which doesn’t work well for people on different instances. Try fixing it like this: !wewantplates

DadVolante ,
@DadVolante@sh.itjust.works avatar

Good bot

Lemminary , to lemmyshitpost in Culkin

Yeah, she’s had it rough these last couple of years. I’m still rooting for her, she’s great.

WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Totally agreed. She’s one of the good ones—she never punches down, and that is something a lot of comedians can’t say.

Plus, she’s just a straight up G with her honesty about Hollywood. Her Cher stories are legendary.

fossphi , to lemmyshitpost in Smite inbound

What the frick is happening in this image?

perishthethought ,

AI generated, I assume

Lenny ,

This is definitely photoshop. That’s Simon Cowell on the phone.

kbotc ,

“Saint Javelin”

One of the original Ukraine fundraisers back when the war started.

Siegfried ,

When russia still had tanks to javelinize… now is cheaper to just drop a deone and go home.

Anyway, each javeline apparently cost as much as a regular sized apartment in my city

betterdeadthanreddit , to lemmyshitpost in I like to think he thawing out his own mice. or toddlers. or whatever these things eat.

I like your kitchen scales.

booganiganie , to memes in How's your housing market these days?

That’s the rent per week

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Mmmm. thanks, Ohhbama
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’m not going to kink shame. Whatever does it for you.

jabathekek ,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

it doesn’t have flared base though

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Like I said, whatever does it for you. Maybe you want Obama to stay up there.

NotSpez ,

“4 more years!”

Bizarroland ,
@Bizarroland@kbin.social avatar

Dad, why is the secret service here?

Don't worry about it son, there was a little mishap and your mom shat the president.

Next thing you know thanks to a series of unfortunate misunderstandings and accordimg to Amazon a "malfunctioning Alexa" we had to get the federal government involved.

FiniteLooper ,

Without a base, without a trace

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

WE PRESIDENT NOW

repungnant_canary , to memes in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

I strongly recommend Freakonomics episode 495 “Why Are There So Many Bad Bosses?” which discusses this exact issue. Great listen as well!

freakonomics.com/…/why-are-there-so-many-bad-boss…

ICastFist , to memes in I'm tired, Boss
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

bUt BlOcKiNg AdS iS pIrAcY

CaptainBlagbird ,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

AnD PiRaCy iS StEaLiNg

Hossenfeffer ,
@Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk avatar

You wouldn’t download an ad, would you?

ghost_of_faso2 ,
@ghost_of_faso2@lemmygrad.ml avatar

if my boss paid me 2-3x the amount they do now i wouldnt have to steal, this always comes with the idea that art should be class-gated, hate mfers who drop it.

M500 , to memes in The second coming is near

Did he try to intervene with any of them?

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

God did a lot of miracles 2000-3000 years ago. Today, not so much.

PsychedSy ,

To be fair, killing yourself is the right thing to do if you cause so much suffering.

pigup , to memes in Open your eyes! they are spraying our skies!

THE FRIGGIN FROGS

STUPIDVIPGUY , to memes in Do yourself a favor

huh? coleslaw is amazing

Cap , to memes in Bye, Felicia
@Cap@kbin.social avatar

Missing rung on lower end causes baby to slip out prior to launch half the time. Launch distance is subpar compared to other yeet machines.

I know it was made for Victorian babies but mine is Edwardian. One out of five stars, would not recommend.

radioactiveradio ,

Well, the stars are saying this is the right way. And they can’t be wrong.

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