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x4740N , to memes in Dragons
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I wonder what an Asian person’s perspective on this would be

So far I’ve just seen people that I think are western

NorthWestWind ,
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If we were to insult your dragons, it’s probably about how fat they are

MrBusiness ,

You cant insult my boy Themberchaud

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Am asian, am chinese, am amused and chuckled. Because Dragon in chinese is 龙(lóng) and that corgi is definitely long

johannesvanderwhales ,

Not Asian, but the real answer is: they’re completely different mythologies, but when Europeans made contact with Asia they decided to use the word “dragon” for the unrelated Asian mythological creature.

Shard , to memes in I know what I got

This bad boy does doesn’t just drive nails into wood. It drives nails straight through steel plates.

llamapocalypse ,

Nail.

ElBarto , to lemmyshitpost in Creamy centres
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Does it come pre armed with a knife or do I have to provide one of my own for it to use?

skulblaka ,
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If left unattended for any period of time it will immediately begin seeking out the nearest knife

ElBarto ,
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Ahhhk, cool, good to know, so I have some time to work with.

cashews_best_nut ,

乇ㄥ is卂footㄒㄖ - what?

ElBarto ,
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Isn’t it obvious?

cashews_best_nut ,

Something is something foot?

Ooooh something is afoot!

Oh clever. Not me, it took me far too long to get that.

ElBarto ,
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It’s supposed to say ElBarto, but I’m guessing some of the characters won’t show for you.

cashews_best_nut ,

Oh now I see it. I put it in Google Translate which is what got me to “a foot”. But then I saw your comment with your username in Boost for Lemmy - El Barto and it clicked.

Zerush , to memes in Remember, if Fascism wins it is YOUR FAULT.
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Citizens of the US are really screwed, with a pseudo-democracy where they can only choose between conservatives or fascists, apart from practically half of the population who show that Descartes was wrong, because they exist but they don’t think.

FaeDrifter ,

The US has never been a country that’s good or fair. It’s only very slowly gotten a little better through the sweat and blood of good people.

If we want it to get better it’s going to be a lot of difficult and painstaking work.

interolivary ,
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show that Descartes was wrong, because they exist but they don’t think.

“A therefore B” doesn’t imply “B therefore A”

AgentGrimstone , to memes in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

I feel this. Just because I’m good at what I do doesn’t mean I’m leadership material. I’m too nice.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m at a spot where I’m headed towards technical leadership rather than managerial leadership.

I have a small team, and it’s up to me to use them to magnify my effectiveness with my work. It’s actually kind of a good spot, but I’m worried I’ll be asked to do more management stuff

NoSpiritAnimal ,
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Management is just making other people do your work 99% of the time. And it’s expected! I’ve run a few teams with good results and it’s always the easiest position in the group.

BirdyBoogleBop ,

Until two people hate eachother on your team. And act like children because of it. Never again.

NoSpiritAnimal ,
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Those are the employees designated for under-the-bus duty. Easy peezy.

lightnsfw ,

It’s only easy if the team is competent and motivated. I can literally hand some people on my team step by step instructions and they still come out wrong 50% of the time because they either think they know better (they don’t) or they’re just lazy. On top of that the HR policy here makes it take 6 months to replace a person and get us up to speed so if I get rid of the shittiest ones I’m still in a worse spot than I would be if I just deal with coaching them all the time. Working on jumping to a new role that isn’t a leadership position because I’m so tired of being responsible for other people’s performance.

MasterNerd , to memes in I prefer speeds per Swedes
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Dude it’s such an easy conversion between dongles and whatsits, you just don’t get how intuitive it is. There are 42.48 whatsits in a dongle, and 17.49 dongles in a shlorp. Europeans are overreacting so much

MissJinx ,
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“Europeans” LOL try the rest od the world

MisterFrog ,
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I feel like this is part of the the joke because Americans often focus on Europeans when metric comes up. I’m Australian, and I have been assumed to be in Europe a number of times by US internet commenters on the topic haha

Default_Defect ,
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You recognize the monarchy, so it’s close enough.

/s

Obi , (edited )
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More importantly they participate in Eurovision so really that says it all. I for one welcome our down under cousins to the continent.

MasterNerd ,
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There was this one redditor a few years ago who thought I was European because I held different values than him (I’m American). Man am I glad I don’t use Reddit anymore

MisterFrog ,
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Pretty sure that makes you a dirty commie

Lucidlethargy ,

To be fair, Europeans complain the most about it.

OpenStars , to memes in I tear myself open / I sew myself shuuut
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It'd be really funny if he had no idea who she was, cause she just grabbed some random stranger:-P

maquise , to memes in Do yourself a favor

You eat what you like, I’ll eat what I like.

doctorcrimson , to workreform in How in the hell

Keep in mind that in 1975 the top tax rate was 48%, some sources say the effective rate on corporate was 44%. This message went out right before the largest recorded increase in USA poverty from 1980 to 1983, and the Reagan Administration gutting federal regulatory bodies and slashing the corporate tax rates down to effective 0 rates, sometimes a negative rate if they received corporate welfare.

If anything, bro really jinxed it by saying “it can’t possibly get worse, right?”

VikingHippie , to memes in Fried
RIP_Cheems ,
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Neeen ,
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TIN , to memes in It's been a long season already, and supply is not looking good

Saw some of these on a pumpkin stall the other day, didn’t realise they supported the nefarious poaching trade

Alue42 ,

Supported the poaching, or were victims to it and still trying to make a dollar where they can?

DmMacniel , to memes in Huzzah!

then the winged hussars arrived.

craftyindividual , to memes in Waaaaah shrimp fried rice has always been celebrated for its excellence

MUAAAHtheFrencccch!.. Paul MasSon…

AceQuorthon ,

Paul MaSOOUUN

ipha , to memes in I'm an adult. I can go to bed whenever I want

One coffee? No.

A lot of coffee? Yes.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Haha, joke is on you, that just makes me sleep even less.

menemen ,
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Maybe on day 1. On day 100 you are simply immune to coffee and need to stop drinking coffee for 2 weeks to have any effect again.

Mate tea can also be am extra , when one is already mostly caffeine immune. Don’t know why, but it works (to a degree).

Don’t ask me, how I know.

JohnDClay ,

Until your body builds up a tolerance and you need to keep drinking more and more to get the same high you used to from one cup.

Bootheal0179 , to memes in I have several questions, actually
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I just want to say that Hancock was a good movie, but I never understood how those two dudes were able to recover from that scene

Mothra ,
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I haven’t seen that movie, does it have a four legged humantaur?

db2 ,

Briefly.

Mothra ,
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Hmm intriguing, I shall add to my list

Bread ,

I think it is important to say that they did not start as a centaur.

EmptySlime ,

There’s a scene where the titular Hancock threatens a couple of guys by saying he’s going to shove the one guy’s head up the other guy’s ass. They continued to fuck around and subsequently found out.

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