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Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in YEEET

I remember seeing an article where they presented animals the way archaeologists would if they only had their bones.

It was quite enlightening.

volvoxvsmarla ,

<a href="">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7754553/Nightmarish-sketches-reveal-modern-animals-look-like-drew-based-skele</a>tons.html

Thank you for making me google it, I also remembered it and it was worth looking it up again

TedZanzibar ,

A non-Daily Hatemail link for anybody that wants it: www.buzzfeednews.com/article/…/dinosaur-animals

Jumuta ,

buzzfeed is still a shitstain on society though

Viking_Hippie ,

They aren’t as bad as they used to be and were never anywhere near as bad as the Daily Heil.

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar
volvoxvsmarla ,

Thank you, I don’t know how that happened, but I’ll avoid posting links while breastfeeding a kicker in the future

PatFussy , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

.>Be me.

.>Reincarnate into a cow.

.>Moo. Moo moo moo.

.>Moo moo moo moo moo.

.>Moo

.>🐮

NielsBohron ,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

Companies: 🥩🥩🍔🍔💲💲

tweeks ,

I’d just be happy that people like me. On a bun nonetheless. But a like is a like.

Scubus ,

Does Lemmy have a happy cow community?

LemmyKnowsBest , (edited )

Your debt-ridden Reincarnation as a Cash Cow

(Why does my voice-to-text randomly capitalize words?)

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

bloons

CanadianCarl ,

Are you going to be a dairy cow? In order to produce milk, dairy cows are kept almost continually pregnant. Unwanted male calves are slaughtered in their first week of life so that their mothers’ milk can be harvested for human consumption.

I hate milk, but I love my other milk products like cheese, and yogurt.

henfredemars , to memes in Fleshy Pods

Maybe I’m getting old but what does the “no one” header actually add to the meme? Doesn’t it work just fine without it?

skooks ,

Also no one is saying nothing so I assume someone is saying something about these nutsacks

BruceTwarzen ,

You don't get it, it's reddit funny

Faydaikin , (edited )
@Faydaikin@beehaw.org avatar

Which is the same as ‘lemmy funny.’

Let’s not kid ourselves.

TrousersMcPants ,

I’ve always hated this format

devfuuu ,

It introduces the mood.

Karcinogen ,

It’s a vestigial structure from when the meme format was first introduced. It was meant to show doing something despite no one requesting it. It could work without it, but then it’s considered a different meme format.

MonkderZweite ,

Woukd that be bad?

mindbleach ,

Some formats get abused when people don’t recognize them as formats. “Demotivational posters” were the done thing for a while. Then advice animals. Then rage comics. The people doing it genuinely don’t understand they can just not do it, because they’ve never thought about it for one second. They view this as the baseline.

This can happen across entire commercial mediums. Giant robots started as a specific narrative power fantasy and became the setting where animes happen. Same deal for magical high schools, rigid-but-shallow dystopian societies, and isekais. Holy shit, do isekais make the issue crystal clear. The instant utility of shoving a like-you-but protagonist into a different world is shamelessly direct. But it keeps showing up in stories where there’s no reason the main character has to be from somewhere else. These authors think that getting Wizard Of Oz’d is just the paper you write the story on.

NarrativeBear , to memes in Scrat
Track_Shovel OP ,

Did you do this? I love it

NarrativeBear ,

Well this is the internet where all content is original, so no.

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registrert , to memes in Gascar
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  • Track_Shovel OP ,

    Your mother said the same thing about you and your siblings ;)

    TheBeege ,

    Saved

    Track_Shovel OP ,
    Darkard , to memes in HUP!

    Go lookup COBOL. That’s the real crab in this meme.

    SpaceNoodle ,

    You misspelled FoxPro

    lowleveldata ,

    Sorry bro but the real crab is always the compilers

    RippleEffect ,

    Work in industry, can confirm.

    GitProphet ,

    Thank you for your service

    bdonvr ,

    RPG too

    To find experienced RPG devs you basically need to recruit in retirement homes

    But these ancient IBM systems are still used very widely - for example as the financial backend of huge banks.

    flat ,
    @flat@reddthat.com avatar

    my dad recently learned cobol at his work, he says almost all developers are above 50. really old language haha

    squoop , to technology in Musk's new idea

    Allowing Elon Musk to run a company is like electing a kid who thinks the government should give everyone free icecream and make crime ok on Thursdays.

    Someone needs to find him a role where he can feel like he’s helping without getting in everyone else’s way.

    simplify ,

    Don’t insult the kid like that. They are nothing alike!

    PowerSeries ,

    I mean that role was SpaceX. Give them lots of money and get cool rockets. It was going great, and it was great for his image as it’s not very political. But I guess he got bored.

    madcaesar ,

    When you see what a massive moron he is it makes you wonder all of the people behind the scenes at spacex that had to deal with his stupid and make the company succeed despite him.

    justsomeguy ,

    Every day some engineer would have to answer his questions. “Can we remove brown?” “Pardon me?” “The color, brown, can we remove it?” “I’m sorry I don’t understand, remove it from where? I don’t think our rocket has any b-” “No, I mean from the world. Maybe with our satellites?” “I…don’t think that’s something we’ll be able to-” “How about birds? I don’t like them. They remind me of god.” “We…we’ll look into it.”

    scottywh ,

    I think the people working at SpaceX are probably glad Elon has his mind and hands preoccupied with other stupid shit so he’ll leave them the hell alone.

    Can you imagine if he were as convinced that he needed to have his hands in every little piece of that pie?

    It would probably be a complete disaster.

    Auli ,

    SpaceX and Tesla are supposed to have Elon wranglers to occupy him so they can work.

    Maggoty , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

    Eh, they’ll just cut them back, plaster over the holes and rent it to the next victim.

    niktemadur , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

    Back in the late-80s or early-90s, a guy in my coastal town bought a new Nissan Pathfinder, took a bunch of friends for a nighttime joyride at the beach. I do believe there was beer involved.

    When they hit water lapping in the sand and made a sharp turn, the tires made a wake that looked really, really cool! Do that again!

    Suddenly, the car stopped moving forward. They had drifted too deep. Of course none of these rocket scientists had any idea if the tide was coming or going… it was coming.

    They got out - through the windows I guess - waded onshore and prayed for the best. But like I said, the tide was coming. They saw the Pathfinder that still had that new agency car smell, getting completely submerged.

    Next day a tow truck pulled it onshore, but as you probably guessed, it was a total loss.

    Hildegarde , to lemmyshitpost in Stuck

    What am I looking at? Should I conclude that Cybertruck is a bad off-road vehicle, or that sand is an unsuitable surface for driving, or both?

    freebee ,

    Yes both

    Ilovethebomb ,

    Mostly that the driver is an absolute muppet. Sand like that is so soft you sink to your ankles walking in it, the truck never stood a chance.

    OutlierBlue ,

    Please don’t denigrate the muppets like that. Muppets are cool. This guy is not.

    MedicPigBabySaver ,

    Cookie!

    chiliedogg ,

    An F-150 weighs just over 4,000 pounds. A Cybertruck weighs nearly 7,000.

    That’s a lot of weight pushing into the soft sand.

    Contestant ,

    This isn’t true. Many higher trim F150s (bigger cab, 4wd, luxury interior) weigh over 6000lbs. Only the smallest, cheapest ones used for work vehicles are on the 4000lb range. Not defending the Cybertruck, but repeating false info doesn’t help.

    chiliedogg ,

    The 2023 F150 King Ranch Super Crew has a curb weight of 4,912 pounds. The Cybertruck is nearly a ton heavier.

    It’s not an unfair to explain that being heavy affects traction in the sand, and batteries weigh a freaking ton. In the case of the F150 Lightning, for instance, the battery is 1800 pounds, and it’s pretty close to the Tesla in weight.

    Guntrigger ,

    Side note: the King Ranch Super Crew sounds like a range of chicken burgers.

    Contestant ,

    Some of the trims listed here are 5800 lbs: www.ford.com/trucks/f150/2023/…/f150-limited/

    If you look at the f250, some are over 7500lbs: www.ford.com/trucks/super-duty/models/f250-xlt/

    chiliedogg ,

    Sure, if you intentionally try to make it as heavy as possible, it’s only a thousand pounds lighter.

    Or you go for the F250 and reach into a completely different class of vehicle it can get heavier.

    I bet a Navy destroyer weighs even more!

    Bo7a ,

    repeating false info doesn’t help.

    sukhmel ,

    Only the smallest, cheapest ones used for work vehicles

    So, the only cases where using F150 is even justified?

    Moneo ,

    Maybe I’m misunderstanding what’s being said here, but it’s pretty surreal hearing someone explain how their pickup truck is too big to be useful as a work vehicle.

    Cryophilia ,

    Most big trucks are big because they have more interior passenger room. They’re essentially vans/SUVs with a small, useless bed that’s purely for looks. Only smaller trucks have a bed of usable size.

    pigup , to lemmyshitpost in so fluffy
    hemko ,

    Furrymobile

    hungryphrog ,

    What the fuck, delete this immediately. This is a threat.

    AnAngryAlpaca ,

    Amongst many, my biggest question is: why does it have tiny wheels on the roof?

    JustARegularNerd ,

    So that should it end up rolling onto it’s roof it can still win the street race

    EvokerKing ,

    Afaik it looks ai generated so… Nobody knows, not even the ai most likely

    pigup ,

    Not sure why the down votes. You’re correct I used chat gpt to generate it

    zarkanian ,
    @zarkanian@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I just downvote anybody who says that something looks AI-generated unless they have a good reason.

    Matthew ,

    There are wheels on the roof

    SqueakyBeaver ,

    The anime character’s (the one on the hood) pigtails have pigtails

    jumping_redditor ,

    Also the Toyota logo is messed up

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Sounds pretty anime

    EvokerKing ,

    And the photo is a square, the default for most ai image generation.

    hakunawazo , to memes in How's your housing market these days?

    Maybe it’s just the frontend for the umbrella hive?
    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/37c53e8d-e6fb-4286-94c7-ed0b358c459d.jpeg

    Siegfried ,

    For reference, I remember some dude selling an old American missile silo or something (like 6 stories buried in the desert) for like USD 350k

    hakunawazo ,

    That’s dirt cheap. Missile included?

    Siegfried ,

    Haha, nope no missile. It’s america, not russia. The post lead to a selling page showing photos of the place. It looked legit and it was taken down in a day or so… or they sold it.

    I think this is the one. Sorry for the paywall

    Edit: it’s a titan II if anyone is interested.

    Assman , to memes in Ding!
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    He looks like if they put Mel Gibson’s William Wallace in the dungeon for 37 years instead of killing him

    TootSweet ,

    He looks like Tom Hanks’ character in Castaway going through a too-much-eyeshadow phase.

    Assman ,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    It makes sense. What better time to experiment with makeup than when you’re alone for years.

    Alteon ,

    Spot on!

    MBZzZzZzZz ,

    This looks like Mel Gibson shortly after his divorce.

    norgur , to memes in More people died by the spear than the sword, and if you don't like my opinion, I'll shove it up your ass with sharp stick!
    @norgur@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

    Even for all who had swords, their primary assault weapon was usually some form of pointy murder stick, usually handheld and horse-propelled

    Tankton ,

    The sword is the pistol of ancient times whereas the sprear is the assault rifle.

    Sylvartas ,

    That analogy bothers me more than it should because pistols are generally cheaper than assault rifles (but I get your point)

    pjwestin , to lemmyshitpost in Overthrow a Government and Install a Puppet Dictator? The CIA will do it for Bananas!
    @pjwestin@lemmy.world avatar

    On a similar note, I get irate when people call the Business Plot a conspiracy theory. It’s just a conspiracy. We know it happened.

    11111one11111 ,

    Meh not really that wild especially when FDR kinda opened the can of worms by disregarding the 150 year old precedent that president’s should only serve 2 terms. He also failed in his attempt to permanently stack the SC proposing to expand the number of justices to 15. Despite his failure he was still able to annoit 8 SC justices while in office. Let’s also not forget his refusal to support anti-lynching laws and the whole complete disregard to the constitutional policy and procedure.

    Not meaning to down play it but for OP’s actual topic of discussion, The Business Plot doesn’t even skim the surface of the CIA’s depravity.

    Edit: This is entirely my opinion of the matter and I didn’t mean it to be as discrediting to you point as it comes accross. The Business Plot was and still is completely fucked.

    ZombiFrancis ,

    FDR’s threat to add a justice every year a justice failed to retire after the age of 70 was pretty well targeted though. It sent the intended message.

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