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DudeDudenson , to technology in How come TurboVPN can have double the amount of downloads compared to NordVPN and ExpresVPN? ++

Ever heard of bots?

Sunny OP ,

Right, I wanted to confirm that.

funkajunk , to lemmyshitpost in He's got a point
@funkajunk@lemm.ee avatar

I dunno

I’m not trying to hit a flick shot on that vlookup

rockerface ,

People that use vlookup over index/match are either geniuses or insane. Or both

Sotuanduso ,

There’s something other than vlookup?

LetKCater2U ,

There’s XLOOKUP, which isn’t nearly as volatile as INDEX/MATCH. And also more versatile than vlookup.

xpinchx ,

Good God please use xlookup. We have some old school people that still use vlookup and refuse to convert their ranges to tables, it drives me crazy.

I still use index/match for multiple lookup returns (or is it sumifs I can’t remember?) But I do a lot of work in BI and it’s much more intuitive for me in DAX/M.

Kill_John_Lennon ,

What? Why would you choose to use a combination of 2 formulas when there’s one designed to combine them?

SnipingNinja ,

Both. Both is good.

lukewarm_tauntaun , to lemmyshitpost in Green Energy

This is so stupid. I Love it. Dunno when it was the Last time i laughed that hard

NatakuNox ,
@NatakuNox@lemmy.world avatar

Ya but who provides the blood?

flambonkscious ,

The blood bank, silly!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,
SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

They have to make it out of bloodberries

IMongoose ,

Everyone has blood, the bigger issue is the vampires. Do you think big engine will be happy with wild sourced vampires or do you think they will start farm raising them? Because capitalism will require an infinite growth of vampires.

MBM ,

Now imagine the fallout when something happens to the vampire power plant, or the vampire farms.

AnUnusualRelic ,
@AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world avatar

It means anyone would be able to make a vampire powered engine! Our stock would plummet!

thesporkeffect ,

You also have to hook Tom Hardy up to the front of the car for this reason

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Zen
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Phones have definitely not gotten rid of mind shattering, other-worldly dumps that take all your concentration and make you take your shirt off after eating a big, greasy and/or spicy meal.

lemmyman ,

Hey man are you OK?

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I will be once I get off the toilet.

Khrux ,

Two hours on it and still going strong.

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

Can confirm. I’ve been stopped up the last couple days and gave birth to a football this morning. No time for phones, just visceral panic and pleading to the almighty

BonesOfTheMoon ,

Glycerin suppositories are the best relief for that.

AlligatorBlizzard ,

And eating enough fiber to prevent it. Or metamucil, I guess.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I’m on a medication that makes things move slowly despite fiber and water. Sometimes I just need help.

Rodeo ,

Gulping a big spoonful of olive oil does it for me. That’s if I haven’t had enough fibre. The oil lubricates things.

It’s gross, but not as gross as pushing something up your shit-clogged rectum.

BonesOfTheMoon ,

I don’t enjoy it, but unfortunately I’m on a medication that makes it necessary sometimes, and I do the olive oil trick too. Sometimes you just have to get it out from below.

Swedneck ,
@Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

my brother in christ eat more fibre, just get some psyllium husk if that’s what it takes

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I experience this more from diarrhea stomach cramps, not constipation. Or just the capsaicin from super spicy food burning my asshole on the way out.

CptEnder ,

God I do love that burn afterwards. Feels like defeating an IRL boss

psycho_driver , to lemmyshitpost in Bottomgear

Wedding vegetable. Thank you for adding a new weapon to my verbal arsenal.

gravitas_deficiency ,

lol I’m pretty sure I learned the term nearly two decades ago watching Clarkson on Top Gear the first time around

PlasticExistence ,

Wasn’t it normally “gentleman’s vegetable”?

gravitas_deficiency ,

Gentleman’s sausage, actually.

PlasticExistence ,

I guess we’re going to need to marathon all of Top Gear to settle this. I’ll get the popcorn ready.

gravitas_deficiency ,
Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

I just marathond all of the grand tour,

PlasticExistence ,

I’m about to start Clarkson’s Farm again

Aussiemandeus ,
@Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone avatar

Oh i should do that too, fucking hilarious show

starman2112 , to lemmyshitpost in so fluffy
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Breaking through the flat rubber to find the secret second layer of tread

glitch1985 ,

The bottom layer is better. Steel belts are stronger than rubber.

tacosanonymous , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

No. The bacteria eliminated was all in the people who were dusted for convenience.

LarmyOfLone ,

But it’s not random. Not fair. Not balanced. Entire civilizations of gut bacteria wiped out! To them it was like he wiped out entire planets instead of life forms!

Gladaed ,

If you wipe out the people you wipe out the biome. You just want more than 50% killed.

LarmyOfLone ,

I mean Thanos stick was that it was random and dispassionate, and thus morally not biased towards specific values or ideals. Well except for the individual gut bacteria.

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

but how do the forces behind the infinity stones determine who gets dusted? In some places is was all except one person in a large group of people dusted and only sometimes was it half of the population of an area.

That means that part of what was dusted away must’ve been micro-organisms like bacteria in people’s guts.

Rooter , to lemmyshitpost in Double Barrel

Americans cosplaying that they have free Healthcare.

Retrograde ,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar
Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

OK, I see obesity in the picture, but where is the oil and healthcare?

Did this guy shoot up a school?

ILikeBoobies ,

They are really greasy dogs

Healthcare was brought up by the comment

The school shooting happened while you were reading this comment

occhionaut ,

fuuuuuuck

Rooter ,

I’m not European. And why wouldn’t people bring up what America is famous for?

Wogi ,

No one has mentioned the KFC double down so your argument is invalid.

Rooter ,

But you just did, so it went from invalid to valid. GG EZ

GiddyGap ,

That’s what happens when you think you’re the leader but you don’t have the basics down.

GrammatonCleric , to memes in Essential NPC
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Dicks out for causality

FederatedSaint , to memes in No! No! I don't want to conduct performance reviews! You can't make me!

It’s been tough switching from managing data and processes to managing people. But I make a LOT more money. It’s also nice not having to watch someone else make poor decisions all the time, but I guess now everyone else is now watching me make the poor decisions! 🤦‍♂️

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Great. More responsibility and being the scapegoat for everything bad coming from the ones under you.
I’d need 150% of my salary to start thinking about doing that.

UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT ,

That you, Vova?

xpinchx ,

Yeah… I feel like I contributed so much more before but managing people, but this is where the money is sadly. I went from supply chain/purchasing/logistics manager to operations manager. I used to be a one man team and single handedly saved maybe $200k this year so far, and took our aged inventory from about $1M to basically nothing, all of our KPIs are primo. This is a company that pulls $10M/yr in revenue… small company.

I got rewarded with spending half my time babysitting the warehouse team, getting reamed by my boss when they’re not getting through things fast enough, and fixing their mistakes and bandaiding bad processes. But I got a 30% raise so I guess it’s worth it? I could be doing so much more.

jubilationtcornpone ,

It doesn’t necessarily matter that you make poor decisions. That’s all of us. At some point. It matters that you take ownership of it and don’t pawn it off on somebody else. And, that you make things right when necessary. Competence is important but integrity is way more important.

troglodytis ,

You must not be from around here

DigitalPaperTrail , to memes in Do yourself a favor

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  • Delphia ,

    Also who TF sits down to a big bowl of coleslaw? Its a side dish. You pair it with shit.

    Julienne apple slaw and spicy pulled pork.

    Candied pinapple slaw and jerk chicken.

    Elevate your cullinary game folks.

    Nepher , to memes in clever girl

    🎶Come on rexy,

    
    <span style="color:#323232;">            let's get sexy 🎶
    </span>
    

    Pterodactyl sounds

    Mcballs1234 ,
    @Mcballs1234@lemmy.ml avatar

    My brother don’t stick your dick in a dino

    nondescripthandle , to piracy in Vimms Lair is getting removal notices from Nintendo etc. We need someone to help make a rom pack archive can you help?

    Nintendo is just cheap Japanese Disney for gamers. They’re every bit the corporate monster the mouse is, they’re simply just not as powerful yet.

    IllNess ,

    Worldwide, Mario is more recognizable than the mouse. Nintendo is going to start their own movie studio soon. They are copying the blueprint set out by Disney.

    Jontique , to linux_gaming in Why does this happen to some of my games?

    Missing codecs, try running with Proton-GE

    emilmuzz ,
    @emilmuzz@lemmy.world avatar

    Seconding this advice. Install ProtonUp-Qt, run it and add the latest Proton-GE version. Restart Steam and change game compatibilty settings to use use Proton-GE.

    Sunny OP ,

    It was indeed this! Thanks :)

    narc0tic_bird ,

    Jup, this is it. Valve’s Proton doesn’t include some of the more exotic proprietary codecs like Bink and the likes.

    bigkahuna1986 , to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

    I found some of my old code a while back that said: Got interrupted killing children? better stop.

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