The people of the village gathered in the town square, a murmur of worried voices rising. Since the warlocks of the Great Mountain had stopped providing magical aid and blessings, the townspeople’s lives had gotten steadily worse. Crops were failing, diseases spreading, monsters encroaching from the hills.
“We cannot rely on the mountain warlocks’ charity any longer!” shouted Tana, an elder witch of the village. “For too long their magical bounty has come with steep prices - our sovereignty, our resources, our dignity. No more!”
The crowd cheered, magic crackling in the air from their hands.
“The warlocks hoard arcane knowledge that is our birthright!” Tana continued. “They control the weave of magic itself, keeping the power only for themselves. But united, our collective inner light can break their monopoly!”
Tana raised her hands, the air swirling with crimson tendrils of magic. Other witches and wizards followed suit, channeling their cosmic energies. The square glowed with a kaleidoscope of supernatural might.
“With our magic combined, we will reweave the enchantments of the world into a fairer pattern!” Tana proclaimed. “Where all beings share in magical abundance, not just the warlocks in their gilded mountain towers. No longer will they decide who gets blessings and who gets curses. The mystical threads of fate will be ours to collectively shape, for the good of all!”
The villagers cheered, joining their magic into brilliant bindings of solidarity and change. Together their spellcraft shook the foundations of the warlocks’ ancient order. A new age was dawning.
The meat might be tender, but if they’re US billionaires they’ll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol
Nobody actually cares though SatansMaggotyCumFart may care, but I dont, you do realize that… you’re trying to make some point but this is a fucking meme community dude…
I’m just over here, doing my thing. Talking about soil amendments and living my life.
You don’t have to comment if you find my stuff boring. In the meantime, I’ll keep on doing what suits me; educating people like @satansmaggotycumfart below for instance
All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.
It’s not just natural and compostable - it’s incredibly and unimaginably eco friendly, super carbon negative, has positive effects on people’s lives, and morally such a positive yearly habit (/ritual/tradition) that instantly cures depression & guarantees the best afterlife (or no afterlife for those who had enough).
One thing I’ve always wondered is why people keep parroting “eat the rich” and say they actually mean it when you ask, but not a single story about someone actually doing it comes up. When is someone going to actually follow through?
I don’t know if you want a serious answer but here you go: it has to be something done in massive numbers to shift the power balance towards the people and away from the billionaires, else it’s just an individual killing a poor father of three or whatever sob story they’d like to tell that happened to be a CEO
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