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olafurp , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

Now that’s goblincore af

Tolstoshev , to memes in ~ Sinsational ~

The guy on the left is so lazy he can’t even stand up straight to make his point. You got time to lean, you got time to suck cock buddy!

dharmacurious ,

I came here to say basically that. But also, speaking as a professionally employed homosexual, that ankle-cross lean is gay as fuck.

AVincentInSpace ,

Do you mean to say that you are a homosexual who is professionally employed, or that you are professionally employed in your capacity as a homosexual?

dharmacurious ,

I am, in fact, employed in my capacity as a homosexual. I’m an academic homosexual, though. Ivory tower type, publishing gay papers in queer journals, teaching the youth all about proper deep throating techniques in class.

AVincentInSpace ,

Interesting. Where do you teach? I might like to attend

dharmacurious ,

Tennessee State Cockversity. I’m head of Anthroballsofy

BreadOven ,

Do you teach the crouching tiger, hidden penis technique?

dharmacurious ,

I’m afraid the hidden penis technique was officially banned in the 90s after that spate of popcorn bucket fiascos. It was abused.

BreadOven ,

Darn. Makes sense why it’s so hard to find a teacher for that then.

davel , to memes in Well that sucks
@davel@lemmy.ml avatar

Looks like woods porn is back on the menu.

expatriado ,

i was raised in a dense city, still aware of the woods porn

tdawg ,

oh! Didn’t know other people had those

When I was maybe eight my good buddy convinced the tennagers to let us hang out with them

They had a hang out area out in the woods. You had to climb under a fence while one of the strong kids lifted the bottom of the fence up. On the other side was a “river” you could cross with a swing rope someone had attached to the tree above. (it looked like a massive river as a kid. But after having gone back as an adult you could easily hop over without much notice)

Anyway, we ended up going back there pretty regularly just as a way to get away from where the adults could find us. We ended up finding this massive stash of magazines one of the older kids had at the spot

I was too young at the time to be interested but my buddy ended up stealing a couple so we could look at them with our other friends

DrBob , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

Three years for a PhD? Must be a Brit or combined degree. Average is almost six at the moment.

Track_Shovel OP ,

They are 5-6 in my neck of the woods. You can go straight to a PhD from a bachelor’s though

DrBob ,

There is some field dependency - mathematics is notoriously fast. The other one I talk about below is the PhD portion of an MD/PhD. In some fields (mine included) there’s 2 years of coursework plus lab research so it was heavily results driven.

tygerprints ,

I dunno how, but my brother got his PhD in three years and was a doctor by the age of 21. Yes he was pretty smart to begin with, but he really did it in record time. I don't think it would be the same today, I think requirements have changed a lot since then.

SoleInvictus ,
@SoleInvictus@lemmy.world avatar

I’m a microbiologist in the US, it’s at least eight years for us.

TokenBoomer ,

You did the meme and got upvotes? We’re doomed.

skeletorfw ,

Even as a Brit that’d be fast. Here you’re funded for 3.5y with 6mo unfunded “writing up time”.

rockSlayer , to memes in Chat Apps

I have 3/7 and I hate it. I wish signal never removed the ability to function as sms

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

Even if it did, it didn’t support rcs

rockSlayer ,

That’s because Google is gatekeeping the android API for RCS

CosmicTurtle ,

Wait, I thought Google wanted Apple to start supporting RCS. So that everyone can talk to each other.

So Google is just…trying to strong arm apple to give up their proprietary protocol for their own?

That’s so fucked up.

Flax_vert ,

RCS is an open standard. However, on Android you can only use it with Google chat. So android stops any other apps from using it. Nothing to stop you making your own phone from scratch and adopting it.

It’s incredibly stupid, I know.

Perfide ,

Samsung messages app also supports RCS, depending on your carrier, though? It’s super fucking buggy and frequently switches back to sms so I still switched to Google messages, but it does technically have it.

TheGrandNagus ,

They only have it because they reached a deal with Google.

zeekaran ,

4/7 here. I’m fine with it. Though sms should be included.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , to memes in I'm tired, Boss
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Be right behind you for having an unregistered 3D printer

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

How dare you!

EfreetSK ,
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

He’s probably a filthy gun-printer!

Imgonnatrythis ,

Guns and dildos is pretty much all those things print!

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

But can those things print dildo guns?

MotoAsh ,

Don’t do it! That’ll be the last straw and we’ll get registered for having too much fun.

Dirk ,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

No fun allowed!

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar
ikidd ,
@ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

You can tell by the missing fingers.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I dread the day that a politician seriously tries to outlaw my adorable octopus machine

soulfirethewolf , to memes in Go on Fro-dough!

I remember seeing this donut passed off as misinformation online where it was allegedly being distributed for free to children at Starbucks where it had Sharia law written on it.

Absolutely wild lol

Track_Shovel OP , (edited )

Lmfao.

Bigots can land any mental flip

isVeryLoud ,

Lmao Olympic levels of mental gymnastics

Jorgelino ,

Lmaaooo. I mean, why would that even matter anyway if they can’t read it? Do they think arabic is some sort of magical language that’ll cast a spell on their kids if they touch it?

interolivary ,
@interolivary@beehaw.org avatar

I mean, reich-wingers think that even telling kids about the existence of gay, trans etc. people will turn them into huge flaming queers, soooo…

Funny how seeing representations of cis-het people & relationships as a kid didn’t turn me cis or hetero.

Fuck_u_spez_ , to memes in AAAAAHHH! *Listens carefully*

Ackshually, with only a few exceptions – and contrary to popular belief-- bats aren’t blind and most see quite well with their eyes. Like and subscribe for more bat facts.

lugal ,

Ackshually this has nothing to do with the meme which is about eco location as in they “see” perfectly at night

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Ackshually… that’s probably true, but can the average country singer echolocate with or without their eyes closed? I think not. Checkmate, atheists.

Natanael ,
angrystego ,

Wow, that’s totally fascinating. Thank you!

b00m ,
@b00m@kbin.social avatar

subscribe!

Viking_Hippie ,

Gotta love them bat facts! I hope the next one is something surprising about guano!

Fuck_u_spez_ ,

Did you know that guano can act as fertilizer and has natural antifungal properties? Historically, it has also been sought as a source of nitrates in gunpowder and other explosives, and even had an important cameo in an Ace Ventura movie.

Viking_Hippie ,

I only knew parts of that! Thanks, bat-man!

lauha ,

Actually, contrary to popular belief, the cats’ vision is way worse than humans. They have better night vision but over all it is worse.

mrgreyeyes , to technology in Musk's new idea

All the employees left are just doing what he says without any questions. It’s becoming malicious compliance and I love it.

“You want our recognizable blue bird to be replaced by an X?.. You’re the boss!!”

anlumo ,

He fired everyone who tried to question him on the spot, sometimes even by public tweets.

dragontamer ,

Except that one guy who had a long-term contract with Twitter. He was threatened to be fired by Musk. Then he showed off a huge $hundred-million portion of his contract if he were ever laid off or fired, and suddenly Elon Musk treated him with a lot of kindness and respect online.

anlumo ,

Did that guy actually take back his job? Since he already got the firing in writing, I’d totally have run with it.

psycho_driver , to lemmyshitpost in Boring ass planet

When the developers thought their model was so far out of the potential view distance of the player they didn’t bother making a texture for it.

silva , to memes in Think what you will of Brave's crypto, but its adblock is spectacular.

uBlock Origin + Firefox is the same tho if not better? What do you mean by “it’s insane”?

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

From my experience, Brave worked better on mobile than Firefox, so I stick to it. On PC I’m however using Firefox + uBlock.

Fubarberry ,
@Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz avatar

Yeah, I don’t know why Firefox on Mobile gives me so many issues.

SomeBoyo ,

Because Mozilla thinks insert tech trend is more important.

_lilith ,
@_lilith@lemmy.world avatar

Brave keeps playing youtube videos (music) when you lock the screen on your phone. Haven’t found out how to do that on firefox and I won’t pay youtube for a standard feature they took away

ElcaineVolta ,
@ElcaineVolta@kbin.social avatar

I haven't tried Brave, but LibreTube is great for this

Shady_Shiroe , (edited )
@Shady_Shiroe@lemmy.world avatar

If your on android, github.com/revanced/revanced-manager

EDIT: Changed URL, thanks Rustmilian for letting me know

Rustmilian ,
@Rustmilian@lemmy.world avatar

Please don’t use that malware, go to the right place : github.com/revanced/revanced-manager

Rozauhtuno ,
@Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Newpipe/Tubular

palmtrees2308 ,

Tubular the GOAT

fushuan ,

I can do that with fennec+ublock on the phone, you can get it from fdroid.

eatham ,
@eatham@aussie.zone avatar

There is a Firefox extension for that, it’s in recommend extensione

ReakDuck ,

Brave is worse by many terms.

Their tor implementation is insecure af and their privacy is just marketing

MossyFeathers , to lemmyshitpost in Can I drink the hotdog water?

Jesus Christ someone save her.

PopcornPrincess ,

Too late. Save the kid from her influence.

watersnipje ,

This picture is decades old, this woman is long dead.

MossyFeathers ,

Yeah, it was sad to hear about her demise. At least she brought some happiness to hotdog enjoyers around the globe.

MonkeMischief , to memes in I'm giving them a year until lifetime licenses start to mean nothing.

I’m still crazy salty about when I invested ~$250 to get the Substance Painter + Designer suite, and got the “We’Re JoInInG tHe AdObE fAMiLy wooo!” Email…

Followed by the “Don’t worry we’ll still let you get indie licenses” email…

Followed by the “It’s gonna be subscription only but you can still keep the never-will-be-upgraded indie version we’re discontinuing.”

How can the likes of Adobe and Autodesk be so garbage and yet everything they taint with their miasmal existence is or becomes “InDuStRy StAnDaRd”? At this point I refuse to touch Adobe stuff partly because their membership is harder to quit than a gym, and the rest is just out of sheer spite.

I just refuse to use commercial creative software at this point. The blatant rug pulling is just expected now.

telllos ,

They are really good to push product with very cheap licences to students. Then it’s not easy to learn a new tool.

lud ,

I wouldn’t call their licences very cheap for students.

You can apparently only get discounts on their bundle which includes all their programs and the discount gets worse after year one.

It’s a decent discount but it’s still expensive.

psud ,

The alternative tools are disabled by the patents Adobe holds. They have to find other ways of implementing many techniques

Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in YEEET

I remember seeing an article where they presented animals the way archaeologists would if they only had their bones.

It was quite enlightening.

volvoxvsmarla ,

<a href="">https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7754553/Nightmarish-sketches-reveal-modern-animals-look-like-drew-based-skele</a>tons.html

Thank you for making me google it, I also remembered it and it was worth looking it up again

TedZanzibar ,

A non-Daily Hatemail link for anybody that wants it: www.buzzfeednews.com/article/…/dinosaur-animals

Jumuta ,

buzzfeed is still a shitstain on society though

Viking_Hippie ,

They aren’t as bad as they used to be and were never anywhere near as bad as the Daily Heil.

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar
volvoxvsmarla ,

Thank you, I don’t know how that happened, but I’ll avoid posting links while breastfeeding a kicker in the future

PatFussy , to lemmyshitpost in Altered Carbon

.>Be me.

.>Reincarnate into a cow.

.>Moo. Moo moo moo.

.>Moo moo moo moo moo.

.>Moo

.>🐮

NielsBohron ,
@NielsBohron@lemmy.world avatar

Companies: 🥩🥩🍔🍔💲💲

tweeks ,

I’d just be happy that people like me. On a bun nonetheless. But a like is a like.

Scubus ,

Does Lemmy have a happy cow community?

LemmyKnowsBest , (edited )

Your debt-ridden Reincarnation as a Cash Cow

(Why does my voice-to-text randomly capitalize words?)

BigBananaDealer ,
@BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee avatar

bloons

CanadianCarl ,

Are you going to be a dairy cow? In order to produce milk, dairy cows are kept almost continually pregnant. Unwanted male calves are slaughtered in their first week of life so that their mothers’ milk can be harvested for human consumption.

I hate milk, but I love my other milk products like cheese, and yogurt.

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