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booganiganie , to memes in How's your housing market these days?

That’s the rent per week

takeda , to memes in Little fucker probably has a tree trunk full of them

But they are grrreat!

Sabre363 , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?

Not a bad idea, people will just think its a crackhead clown walking down the street shooting people. No reason to call the cops then.

Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?

You should post this to noncredibledefense as well.

metaStatic ,

this is far to credible

tacosanonymous , to memes in How's your housing market these days?

I know what I’ve got. Serious buyers only.

theodewere , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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designed by Navin Johnson

HikingVet , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?

BWHAHAHAHA

davel , to memes in chow time
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That is mean, and we’ve all thought it.

OpenStars , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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UntouchedWagons , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
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I could totally see this in the next Borderlands game.

CaptainBlagbird , to memes in shocked, I say
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I still have nightmares from that Pingu episode Dx

CaptKoala ,

Same

smitten ,

Ikr why tf did they make such nightmare fuel

Wodge , to memes in Dragons
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Dragons have 4 legs and 2 separate wings, none of this wyvern shit.

verysoft ,

Dragons are much cooler than Wyverns, why do they keep getting dunked on like this :(

SatanicNotMessianic ,

Wings evolve from legs though, generally speaking. This means that a four legged dragon with wings would have conceivably evolved from a six legged creature. You can get hand-wings or arm-wings, and we’re not entirely sure but think insect wings may have also evolved from legs or some other kind of similar structure.

But pretty much you can either have wings or legs/arms. You have to trade them in. That’s why the whole angel/demon thing doesn’t work either. The traditional harpies work but they’d be furry and not feathered. I haven’t worked out the wingspan for them but you could probably come up with a reasonable guess. They’d be more bat-people than bird-people, and I suspect that their chest areas would be less generously proportioned than is typically seen in the artwork. I’m not going more into the physics of that one though.

denshirenji ,
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None of these things exist so real life evolutionary biology doesn’t really have a place in this discussion, lol. Although you are correct.

Besides, since they are fictional you could just come up with some reason. Dolphins for instance have no legs, but still have the vestiges of them in the form of very small unconnected bones where their legs would be. They also have a dorsal fin on their backside and tiny little arms. So it stands to reason that, conceivably, wings could have evolved separately in a similar (note ‘a similar’ not ‘the same’) way to a dolphin’s dorsal fin.

You could jump from this concept (marrying real world evolutionary biology and fiction) and explain orc, trolls, etc… as ape descended life much the same as humans. Maybe merfolk evolved in the same way animals in the cetacea infraorder evolved from otter-like creatures. Maybe they have small unconnected bones for legs in much the same way that dolphins do.

There is a story in this, I can feel it.

explodicle ,

IIRC we don’t actually know what structure fly wings evolved from. One popular hypothesis is gills.

denshirenji ,
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That’s interesting. I wouldn’t have thought that.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Mods, ban this historically ignorant man.

Wodge ,
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Mods, ban this biped big bat thing.

DragonTypeWyvern , (edited )

History is not only on my side, it will be on my side, we shall overcome the hatred and misinformation campaign of the Monster Hunter fanbase that seems blithely unaware that their definition of dragonhood is universe specific and not some kind of scientific consensus.

Just to be clear, we will overcome by eating you babbling apes with our dragon jaws.

Like, come on.

Those guys make armor from the skulls of sentient creatures.

They’re the baddies.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

misinformation campaign of the Monster Hunter fanbase

Bro don’t get us involved. If it’s us monhunt fan then we will call these two wyvern and these two a dragon.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

Classic MH fandom gaslighting, smh

son_named_bort ,

I thought dragons had only 2 legs and a beefy arm sticking out the back of their necks?

chiliedogg ,

That’s technically a burninator.

swab148 ,
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Guy wouldn’t know majesty if it came up and bit him in the face!

Thrashy ,
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Can’t forget the spineties!

Anticorp ,

How have I never noticed this?!? What the fuck? I’m like middle aged and have liked dragons as long as I can remember, and I never noticed the difference. Dayum dude, don’t trust me as a material witness, that’s for sure!

Wodge ,
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Helps that I often saw my countries flag when growing up.

Anticorp ,

I wish I had a dragon on my country’s flag… Maybe I can petition Congress to change the 50 stars to 50 dragons. That would be AWESOME!

Lemmyvisitor , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

does this hurt the oyster

theodewere ,
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they make pearls with the pain

Kusimulkku ,

Well you know what they say, can’t make an omelet without excruciating pain

ElBarto ,
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Don’t think so, but we can make it painful if that’s what you want?

platypus_plumba ,

Can they scream? If not, can we make that happen?

ElBarto , (edited )
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Ohh for sure, we can do that, you want just “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHRHRHRHHHHHHHHHHHHHH” type of basic scream or you want it to go into specific details on where and how it hurts?

Both at the right decibel to not cause pain to the human listener, but loud enough to be heard at a distance.

jjagaimo ,

Femur breaker

MrShankles ,
100_percent_a_bot ,

I’m pretty sure this is just how they eat

Gladaed ,

Not really. You probably should avoid putting heavily polluted water through them though. They are the oceans waste buckets for poo water.

I_Fart_Glitter ,

One of many reasons I don’t eat shellfish.

ImFresh3x ,

Pollution easily kills shellfish. If anything, that’s an indication that they are clean and from clean places. Oysters feed of phytoplankton, not waste/garbage and pollution.

Gladaed ,

More for me.

Shell fish is not to be harvested after storm water events due to the increased fecal matter/particulate content of rivers. So I should be good.

ImFresh3x ,

Oysters actually need clean/unpolluted water. What they eat and clean is sediment, phytonutrients, and phytoplankton. Well at least that’s what I was tood by an oyster farmer. They clear the water which is good for the sea grass, and the small fish, which is good for the big fish and so on.

dantheclamman ,
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Yes, it can. It can clog their gills, making their feeding less efficient, or interfere with their reproduction through chemicals that leach from the plastic particles. Source: I study bivalves

zeekaran , to memes in Dragons

Real European dragon. Smaller than a horse. Basically a scaly dog.

Flughoernchen ,

Tbf medieval pictures aren’t exactly known for their great use of perspective and proportions

hughesdikus ,

So by that you mean that is some hugeass soldier riding his humongous horse.

One of their steps scaling an entire country or something?

Flughoernchen ,

YES

onion ,

The size is proportional to the rank/importance of the person depicted

MaxVoltage ,
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Im drunk and this is my ROARRR

Ragdoll_X , (edited ) to memes in Dragons
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Dragons in American folklore:

https://i.redd.it/v73yohlgwz161.png

Wodge ,
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They also have the Bad Dragons.

Iron_Lynx ,

They’re pretty interesting. Look one up if you have the time, like during a break at work

Dud ,
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My dad printed their logo on a bunch of beer mugs once for a promotional thing they were doing. I use it on occasion since we got to keep one makes for an interesting conversation piece.

x4740N ,
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What is the cursed image

Thcdenton ,
jawa21 ,

His time as the mascot was so weird.

Thcdenton ,
lars ,

Yes. Yipes generally.

DumbAceDragon ,
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