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Maeve , to memes in lick🦎

Impeccable timing! I just said to be the smartest species, we sure are dumb. None of the rest of the flora and fauna are the reason for extracting most of the planet, and eying the East and West’s wars du jour, maybe the planet. 😅

Maco1969 ,
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There’s also the fact that throughout the history of civilization we have to spend more time working to exist as population density increases. India 70 hour average working week, European cave man 20 hour working week, one mammoth is a lot of food.

Donjuanme , to memes in I'll just keep typing on my keyboard and shitposting memes

Once or twice a month I buy myself a cheap fast food hamburger because “at least I’m not in prison”, I call it my not in prison burger

Unfortunately I’ve also started getting a frostie on the way home sometimes because fucking life drags sometimes and I just need an ice cold reminder of things that used to make me happy. Now it’s just an empty calorie bandaid.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Frosties are the tits. And like tits, they don’t have those in prison

FilthyShrooms , to memes in Go on Fro-dough!
Zerush , to memes in Fried
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Your father when you come home after the party

yewtu.be/watch?v=0fHwrwFqU8c

mindbleach , to memes in StockImage.Jpeg2000

the stone-age of the internet

Oh honey, no. Even stuff like All Your Base and Mike Tyson Ate My Balls were at least the iron age. The stone age was Usenet lore like the SPISPOPD FAQ.

PyroNeurosis , to memes in pulling for you, pigeon bro
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You’re saying I’m an employee? That I should make money for you? That I should take direction from you? That you’re the boss of me?

guyrocket , to memes in A sticky situation
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Missed the chance for them to be around a campfire. Holding a roasting fork behind marshmallow's back.

hperrin , to memes in The equivalent of a gold star

Also it’s Domino’s.

BolexForSoup ,
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Papa John’s

Jessvj93 ,

Look at fancy over here, Caesar’s pizza is good for 10 minutes then turns into tonka toy plastic when its cooled.

holycrap ,

I hear you can finance those now

VikingHippie , (edited ) to memes in How do I turn this stupid brain of mine off?

That settles it: I’m just not in good enough shape to be a zookeeper. I think I’ll be a baseball player in stead.

HenriVolney , to memes in US Governor has called in the national guard

Dad joke tier

Glytch , to memes in oof

It’s 1999. Why are you paying for music at all? Napster still exists for you.

grahamja ,

Only about 4% of the worlds population had internet access in 1999.

Dra ,

Yeah and good luck with the 500mb montly cap!!

Fiivemacs ,

And the internet was so much better then…the masses of people ruined it

Getawombatupya , (edited )

Alternate take - spend 3 minutes downloading a 3 minute song. Buy the album. The rest of the album blows. You just worked for two hours to pay for it in your minimum wage after school casual job

photonic_sorcerer , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...
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Yeah okay but i know this frog from my childhood so extra points for op

Deiskos , to memes in You wanted a hit, but maybe we don't do hits...

reverse psychology mm I like it

FartsWithAnAccent , to memes in This kills the Mr. Krabs
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I prefer a crowbar when dealing with headcrabs.

ohlaph , to memes in oof

It was like that though.

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