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x4740N , to memes in Dragons
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I wonder what an Asian person’s perspective on this would be

So far I’ve just seen people that I think are western

NorthWestWind ,
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If we were to insult your dragons, it’s probably about how fat they are

MrBusiness ,

You cant insult my boy Themberchaud

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Am asian, am chinese, am amused and chuckled. Because Dragon in chinese is 龙(lóng) and that corgi is definitely long

johannesvanderwhales ,

Not Asian, but the real answer is: they’re completely different mythologies, but when Europeans made contact with Asia they decided to use the word “dragon” for the unrelated Asian mythological creature.

Patches , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

Do freshwater oysters exist?

My freshwater tank looks like that one on the left after 10 days. Only 2 tetras and it’s 7gallon

chiliedogg ,

Zebra mussels. Just grab em off any passing fishing boat cuz none of those bastards are cleaning up and they’re spreading them everywhere.

dantheclamman ,
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It’s generally seen as pretty hard to maintain filter-feeding bivalves long-term in an aquarium tank, in terms of diet (diverse phytoplankton), pH/alkalinity, and substrate (many are pretty specific in terms of conditions in which they burrow). You might have better luck with Corbicula sp. (“Asian clams”) which are quite generalist in their food, even being able to deposit feed by scraping the substrate. They are however quite invasive, so please don’t release them into the wild! Oysters on the other hand are usually found in mostly brackish or fully marine conditions, and would likely not be able to thrive long-term in fully fresh water. Usually they can only survive short bouts of freshening. Source: I study clams

Masshuru ,

Thank you, magical clam knowledge provider!

dantheclamman ,
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claps valves sagely

deegeese , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

What do you recommend for a 1000L IBC tank?

Track_Shovel OP ,

5 oysters.

bobs_monkey ,

6, there be overage

jopepa ,

You can offset that by changing the feeding schedule. Just replenish the tank with gray water every other day instead of daily and you should be fine with only four.

dantheclamman ,
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You might find it hard in a closed system to maintain the alkalinity needed for them to thrive long-term! Source: I study bivalves

deegeese ,

Would a little agricultural runoff help?

dantheclamman ,
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Hard to say without knowing its composition. If rich in ammonium, the nitrification (oxidation to nitrate) might lead to lower alkalinity. If rich in nitrate, it might help alkalinity, but only if there’s some lower oxygen area of the tank like a bank of sediment, where denitrification can happen

AllOutOfBubbleGum , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

I before E, except after C.

Grass ,
MBM ,

I feel like most of those words would be pronounced very differently with IE

DingoBilly ,

There are more words this didn’t work for than words this does work for…

curiousPJ , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

Will it take care of the nano-plastics for me or is that an upcoming firmware update?

Kidplayer_666 ,

Never buy a product based on a promise of a future update

Track_Shovel OP ,

it will, but please do not eat the oysters. However, even the oysters cannot save your from nanoplastics.

dantheclamman ,
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They are confirmed to be able to gather nano-plastics as larvae, and microplastic as adults, though no studies have looked at nanoscale particles in adult oysters from what I could find. They may ingest the plastic or package it up in mucus to expel as “pseudofeces”, trapping the plastic particles in the sediment. Source: I study bivalves

mwproductions , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

The 800 number is missing a digit. Now how am I supposed to get my oyster?

Leeks ,

Well there’s only 10 options, try them all! (For science)

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Yeah but that’d be giving in to Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen and we can’t be having that

Patches ,

I gotchu fam. It is 1-800-867-5309

crystalmerchant , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

That’s a big ass bucket

empireOfLove2 , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!
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Damnit, I have 228 liters of dirty water…

bobs_monkey ,

Sounds like you need two oysters

dabaldeagul ,
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Good thing the 2nd oyster is free if you call now!

empireOfLove2 ,
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But if I have 2 oysters they’re gonna over clean the water or the second oyster is just gonna be wasted on only 1 liter of water.

dabaldeagul ,
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You will have room for future expansion. The oysters filter water every day.

GiddyGap ,

Get 1 1/227 oysters.

empireOfLove2 ,
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Holy shit you’re a genious!!1

SomeBoyo , to memes in Scrub good. Don't ask questions
hungryphrog ,

Do I have to?

hungryphrog , to memes in Scrub good. Don't ask questions

Well, I wouldn’t want want anyone coming to work with a dirty ass.

MentalEdge , to memes in Scrub good. Don't ask questions
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doingthestuff , to memes in Scrub good. Don't ask questions

It doesn’t say how often. On the solstices?

KSPAtlas ,
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Every day of eternity

nul , to memes in Scrub good. Don't ask questions

How long should I wait for the employee?

Omega_Haxors , to memes in Dragons

Dragons on the intern- Oh someone else did that joke already.

Floodedwomb , to lemmyshitpost in That number again is 1-800-O-Y-S-T-E-R. CALL NOW!

This si what science textbooks are going to look like in 20 years.

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