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Rooter , to memes in fries are another $8.00

Lol, meat eaters.

psud ,

Vegan restaurants are widely known to be super cheap

Rooter ,

Well since the best restaurant in the world is vegan, I guess you are right. www.elevenmadisonpark.com

aulin , to memes in fries are another $8.00

This is Carl’s Jr.'s design to a tee! 😂

A7thStone , to memes in fries are another $8.00

I hate those fucking stools. I swear they were invented to be so uncomfortable that once you’ve choked down that mediocre overpriced burger you want to leave as soon as possible because your ass hurts.

clubb ,
@clubb@lemmy.world avatar

How the fuck do you even

Blum0108 ,

The first thing you have to do is

clubb ,
@clubb@lemmy.world avatar

Manage to price tater tots at 1 dollar

thanks_shakey_snake ,

Then what you do is

LemmyKnowsBest ,

always order everything to go and take it home and eat it in the comfort of my own bed.

restaurants are so uncomfortable.

xpinchx ,

What’s wrong with you 😧

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

nothing?

Death_Equity ,

When you eat so many luxury burger that you can only afford a studio, there isn’t any other seating than bed.

exocrinous ,

Remember to get an avocado toast side

Coreidan ,

You eat in your bed? Ngl that is nasty

dependencyinjection ,

In what way?

Genuinely curious if it’s because you might get food in bed or the act of eating where you sleep?

Coreidan ,

100% because of mess

Raxiel ,

Don’t worry, they mean the bed of their truck. The airflow at highway speeds ensure all crumbs are carried away immediately!

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

They’re shitty amazon order stools I bet.

PoolloverNathan ,

Getting people to leave quickly allows more people to enter, which means more burgers served.

PatMustard ,

I assume they got them cheap when a school science lab was upgrading to something made this century

Leviathan , to memes in fries are another $8.00

I’ve never seen a burger come without some side at a non fast-food restaurant in my city and I don’t know why I find the concept so gross.

Steak ,

Gross? Pretty harsh word for some fries. Does McDonald’s near you not sell big macs on their own?

Leviathan ,

So I don’t know if you read my comment, but I said

non fast-food

which in this particular case excludes McDonald’s.

Steak ,

Okay well in my defense I was reading very fast and read it as fast food lol

tacosplease ,

Burger Batch in Richmond VA is like that or at least it was last time I went. Good burgers; way overpriced. The pictures are spot on.

Leviathan ,

Yeah I believe it, the trend didn’t hit my city (Montreal) though, which is lucky. I went to Ottawa (a near city) a couple years back and they have a row of cookie-cutter pubs in their fancy part of town which all served burgers without fries and you had to pay extra for ketchup. I don’t know when I got radicalized, but that definitely paved the way.

thegoodyinthehoody ,

I went to Portugal last year and they have this custom of serving crisps(chips, if you’re American) instead of chips (that’s fries if you’re American!) I bloody hated every second of it, the burgers were delicious though

HelluvaKick , to memes in fries are another $8.00

Glad I live in the south, where we have fast food bbq joints with $6 burgers better than you’ll get anywhere else.

RisingSwell , to memes in fries are another $8.00

Yeah I’ve had a burger from a place that roughly fit this description, I was really sad when they closed because it was by an extreme margin the best burger I’ve ever had in my life.

Life is significantly worse without that burger.

ohlaph ,

Fuck, with all of the restaurants that closed during the pandemic, I feel this.

Stegget ,

Places either closed down or dropped so far in quality they are now a shell of their former selves.

ohlaph ,

Exactly. A brewery near us used to have really decent food. But the quality was so bad post pandemic, we haven’t been back since early 2021.

Lemminary , to lemmyshitpost in Culkin

Yeah, she’s had it rough these last couple of years. I’m still rooting for her, she’s great.

WeirdGoesPro ,
@WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Totally agreed. She’s one of the good ones—she never punches down, and that is something a lot of comedians can’t say.

Plus, she’s just a straight up G with her honesty about Hollywood. Her Cher stories are legendary.

MNByChoice , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology

I don’t know that most people can tell the difference between an Allosaurus and a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

sbv ,

Don’t get me started on the general public’s recognition of the Somosaurus.

MNByChoice ,

I apologize, but is that spelled correctly? I am finding several variations of the spelling with wildly different creatures.

Simosaurus versus Siamosaurus versus Sonorasaurus

sbv ,

It is not real. I was riffing on allosaurus.

MNByChoice ,

Shit. I am a bit shocked how many critters have names similar for a random riff. 😂

tubaruco ,

whos somosaurus

Socsa ,

That’s one which looks like the sugmasaurus?

sbv ,

It’s often confused with the mighty ligmasaurus.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Haha yeah dinosaur go rawr

tubaruco ,

no they dont

dream_weasel ,

Hey watch it buddy

tubaruco ,

watch what?

dream_weasel ,
Slovene ,

Well, not anymore …

tubaruco ,

never did, they just didnt have the organ that most panthers use to roar, or even anything similar.

most non-avian dinosaurs could only do deep and hissing sounds, similar to today’s crocodiles. the exceptions to that being parasaurolophus and that one ankylosaurid that might have an organ similar to the one birds use to make sounds (though still not roaring)

Slovene ,
BeardedSingleMalt , to memes in fries are another $8.00
  • All the workers have forearm tattoos
  • At least 3 people are wearing beanies in the middle of summer
  • Bacon is $4 extra
  • The burger comes out on a bun drenched in butter and is so greasy/oily that halfway through it may as well have been served in a bowl
altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

It’s also a dry pretzel bun

pigup , (edited )

The biggest disappointment

Nacktmull ,
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

Also:

  • The waiter has a twirled moustache and wears a mesh shirt combined with a bowler hat
  • The $4 extra bacon is burned to charcoal strips
Khrux ,

God I wish my wish waiter wore a mesh shirt, where the hell is this??

Nacktmull ,
@Nacktmull@lemmy.world avatar

In a place where touching the waiters is not included, sorry ;)

Nfamwap ,

Drinks are served in jars, and your fries, well, you get 8 fries in a rusty old can.

SubArcticTundra ,
@SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml avatar

A guy is laying in the corner working on his MacBook wearing those brown Marshall headphones

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Also the heat is cranked up uncomfortably high. The air is muggy. The whole place smells of onion.

captain_aggravated ,
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

The place is being run by 3 bearded lumbersexuals in flannel and ball caps having the time of their lives and a chick in overalls and her hair in a bandanna who could not be more over it.

xX_fnord_Xx ,

The sound is provided entirely by a neglected Technics 1200 that nobody knows how to adjust accept the barback that only works on Wednesdays and Fridays.

Shenanigore ,

I hat that brushed butter bullshit. If you want a butter burger, it goes on the hamburger patty,

psmgx ,

At this point pretty much all BOH staff in any resto are packing tons of tats. Probably easier to count the ones who don’t

gobills , to memes in fries are another $8.00

Holy shit even the pictures look like a local restaurant named: Allentown Burger Venture (ABV) lol

LocoOhNo , to memes in fries are another $8.00

There’s a restaurant in Florida called “The Ormond Garage” and they don’t serve fries with the burger. It’s another like $6 for fries that aren’t even that good. I went there once and they didn’t have to go cups for the meal that I called in… The server told me she could get me a regular cup and I could just drink it there while they were putting my $15 burger into a takeout box.

I contemplated walking out with the beer glass they handed me, but I just left.

Zibitee ,

I live near a place where the fries come with the burger, but sometimes you have to ask for them. The bean counters assume about 50% of the time that you don’t want them. Lunchbox laboratory in Seattle, in case anyone’s wondering. It sold out a long time ago and has been crap since

RHOPKINS13 , to memes in fries are another $8.00

To be fair, Five Guys is every bit as expensive. But I'll take Five Guys over most of those places anyway. Free peanuts is tempting.

Toneswirly ,

Five guys will let you fuck your burger up with 12 toppings tho. Better value proposition

WetBeardHairs ,

Five guys will let you fuck your burger

This echos my last five guys in restaurant people watching experience.

0ops ,

Please no one prompt this to an image generating model

the_artic_one ,

Five guys is a $15 burger with no sides place not a $20 burger with no sides place.

BottleOfAlkahest ,

That’s also $15 with the option of every topping known to man ,and if you do add sides theyre enough for a meal on their own.

ursakhiin ,

Man. Maybe I’m lucky, but the five guys near me is 11.29 for a full sized cheeseburger with no sides. 12.69 is the most expensive one with bacon but I usually just do the little one which is 8.79.

They do charge an arm and a leg for the fries, though. Which I guess is to be expected since their measurements for a small fry is “all of them”

Death_Equity ,

I’ll gladly put Five Guys in my mouth for the price they ask. Plus all the nuts you could want.

Interstellar_1 ,
@Interstellar_1@pawb.social avatar

Have I just gone to a bad Five Guys? I went to one once last year and the burger was mediocre at best and the fries were greasy to the point of being sickening. I haven’t gone back since.

Pika ,
@Pika@sh.itjust.works avatar

you defo went to a bad 5 guys, I’ve been to st least 6 different locations and have never been disappointed in the experience

ohlaph , to memes in fries are another $8.00

I pretty much stopped going out for burgers because my area lacks a really good burger. We do have two places that do smash burgers pretty well and it’s a food cart, so it’s affordable, but any proper sit down started charging $20+ for frozen patty style garbage.

jayrodtheoldbod , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology

So what’s the verdict, are the electric unicycles cool? Have they broken the curse? They do look cool, and you better be wearing the full motorcycle getup if you know what’s good for you, because they’re fast as f too.

Kolanaki ,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

The cycles themselves look cool, but I have seen enough people riding them to say with confidence you still don’t look cool on them.

Track_Shovel OP ,

It’s always middle aged white dudes.

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Now I just wanna see the T-Rex fighting a stegosaurus while both are riding unicycles.

Track_Shovel OP ,
explodicle ,

The kids in back just want mom and dad to stop fighting.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Oh hey, it’s me, one of the kids.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I guess there were no pedals in the training data 😆.

0ops ,

Telepathic unicycle burnouts

can ,

We truly are living in the future aren’t we?

Gigan ,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

Thank god for AI

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

And yet I can’t get the damn AI to get anything close to the scene in trying to get it to draw for me for my D&D campaign, being one that could conceivably exist in the real world.

Google’s is especially hilarious. Even just the word “waterfall” and it complains that it would be against the terms of service.

can ,

I’ve had pretty good luck with Bing.

Everythingispenguins ,

Clearly this is not a fight but a family picture. You can see their hybrid kids in the background.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Maybe the AI interpreted fighting as ‘wrestling’

lightnsfw ,

Brb gotta go tell my parents to stop fighting.

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Real

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